Why am i so happy? *dun dun dun*

la la laa! *frolicking threw the sunny flowerly meadows of happy town!* Oh im so happy today! And i dont even know why! haha!!  Its proably Because I finshed writing my book? I finally learned how to add and subtract fractions in math (Yeah..I kinda suck at math and im a 7th grader lol) Or because...I HAVE TOTALLY FALLEN IN LUV WITH SOMEONE!...Naaaaaah..Its not the 3rd one! But i'll tell you everyone thinks that!! I was talking to my other super-hero friends (Well..Supervillan's in training..LOL!) and they were like "Why r u so happy? (IDK!) Oh you finally finshed your website? ( a work still in progress) o.m.g! your in luv? (No.....Idk why im happy! whee! *Throws non-existing cookies!*)" but they just HAAAAAAD to spread the word! I got text's e-mails, instant messages! asking me the same dang questions! (My friends live kinda boring lives haha) And then some exused ME of lying and gave me a time limit for how long they couldnt talk to me ._. (Oh what? im being punished? Pfft fine then bish >:D)....I STILL dont know why im happy haha....Eh a mystery?? IDK! THIS CASE MUST BE SOLVED!!! ITS TIME FOR *Close up on face* A INVESTIGATIOn! *dun dun dun!!*

~~20's gray detecive office~~

Damsel in destress AKA me (Loool): Oh detecive!!, Detecive: Yes ma'dam?, Me: *Werid southern accent and wearing blonde wig* oh I have been so happy lately! and i dont know why! Detecive: WAIT! Hmm *Stares* I THOUGHT YOUR HAIR WAS BLACK? *Dun dun dun* me: In wal-mart it looked like the wig was white!! Darn lightening! I wanted to complete my superchick costume!, Detecive: Right.I will write that down anyway! *dun dun dun* So....How the hell am i supposed to figure out why your so happy?, Me: Idk! YOUR the detecive!, Detecive: Lady! im a detecive! Not your emotions! your wasting my time!! Get outta here!, Me: *grabs* BUT I NEED YOUR HELP!, Detecive: Lady get off me!, Me: *grabs tighter* HEEEEEELP ME!! I MUST KNOW!, Detecive: Your crazy!! SECURITY!!!!

~~Will The lady ever find out why shes so happy? Can the detecive solve the case? Will I make myself a cheese sandwhich? Find next week on

WERID DETECIVE SHOW!

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~~Kyro Kasumi~~