Gahhh...

Dear god.. Im not over him ._.
Its so funny.. how guys can just forget me easily. Yet it takes forever for me to forget them.
We havent spoken in like.. 3 weeks.. I probably dont even enter his mind anymore. 
Hes probably moved on with his busy life. I could think of a million girls better for him.
It was probably my fault. We had nothing and I mean nothing in common. But of course. we fell in love with each-other. Then I made the tiniest mistake.. the tiniest mistake possible and I fucking changed that......

All I can do when I think of our memories is faceplant into the nearest object and wish that I could go back in time....
And i'd do anything to get him to talk to me...

EPIC WALMART MOMENT.

FUNNY WAL-MART MOMENT EVER!!!!!

So I was in the checkout line. I picked up a magazine and started to read. The cashier lady got a tude and was like "Uhh.. If your not gonna pay for that magazine, PUT IT DOWN!" I mean, The lady could have nicely said "Are you going to buy that? If your not im sorry but your going to have to put it down" I would have been annoyed and wondered why. but I wouldnt have been so pissed off. Im like "What? I always do this when I come here.." The cashier lady is still pissed off for some reason and is like "Since your not gonna pay for it. PUT IT DOWN!!!!!!" My dad is like "Just put it down Krista..." I tell my dad how I always do this. hes like "I know, shes probably on the rag though."


The people behind us almost died of laughter. The cashier lady stayed quiet. IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!! And when she was done ringing up everything my dad was like "Happy holidays!!" And the lady is like "...Uhhh huh..."

OMG!! LOL!!

EPIC WALMART MOMENT.

FUNNY WAL-MART MOMENT EVER!!!!!

So I was in the checkout line. I picked up a magazine and started to read. The cashier lady got a tude and was like "Uhh.. If your not gonna pay for that magazine, PUT IT DOWN!" I mean, The lady could have nicely said "Are you going to buy that? If your not im sorry but your going to have to put it down" I would have been annoyed and wondered why. but I wouldnt have been so pissed off. Im like "What? I always do this when I come here.." The cashier lady is still pissed off for some reason and is like "Since your not gonna pay for it. PUT IT DOWN!!!!!!" My dad is like "Just put it down Krista..." I tell my dad how I always do this. hes like "I know, shes probably on the rag though."


The people behind us almost died of laughter. The cashier lady stayed quiet. IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!! And when she was done ringing up everything my dad was like "Happy holidays!!" And the lady is like "...Uhhh huh..."

OMG!! LOL!!

That Stupid Ho..

You know what....
Mikayla- That ho.. Why did I call her a ho? Well. 2 days ago I was with a group of friends and this guy she likes, named Daniel walked up and started talking to everyone, Mikayla was there. Daniel is my ex. The only thing we have in common is that we have a passion for skateboarding... So yeah. Break-up!, anyway. Me and him started having a conversation about how bad he cut up his knee's trying some new trick on his skateboard. Mikayla became furious... because she thought I was flirting with him...
SO YESTERDAY! I GO TO THE MAILBOX TO GET THE MAIL! Mikayla was dropping off her parents rent check at the front office. That chick STOPPED ME and was like "Just so you know, Me and Daniel are together now. I suggest backin off before you get cut, were totally in love! we just get each-other. Hmmp! Bet you cant even get that kinda chemistry with someone, mostly because no guy can stand you!. Haha. Stupid whore" LOL I found it hilarious how she expected me just to take that. Oh my reply? I was like "Oh good! Finally Daniel can stop trying to win me back, It got so annoying with him buying me things and doing everything to be my dream guy. Hm. I guess hes good with you.. even though I wouldnt call that little kindergarden playground romance actual love. Oh, and for the record about the me backing off part.. If I wanted Daniel. I could have him, unless you plan on getting your little fragile heart broken. I suggest *you* should back off. Kay?"

Okay did I lie about a few things I said? Yeah, Did Mikayla totally believe it? You bet your apple juice she did!

-Feels victorious-

Whoa

I've gone too long without blogging.

I hate starting new blogs- but eh. the other one was too full of negative comments and threats.
So. New blog number 3. Haha

well. last night at like 4am. I heard the weirdest sound.... o_o It sounded like a 13 year old boy... He was screaming for help o____o. He was all "MOM!! DAD! HELP!!! PLEASE!!!" At first I thought it was from the TV. then I kept hearing it for like 2 minutes and it got louder o_o So I started to panic.
I could have played the hero. Running outside in my super hero cape saving the damsel! But... Yeah Im scared of the dark so I just told my mom.
But as soon as I got my mom... the noise stopped.... Really freaky.

Guys.. BE A BIT EASIER!

Dear lord..
Well my week sucks frozen waffle cock. So. the guy I like has moved on. -Sigh- its all my fault anyway.
And.. christmas is coming- Havent really been in the spirit. I could insult my alter- But.. eh shes confused too.
I was talking with my friend Donna about this. And well. we wonder the same question.
Exactly WHY are guys so fucking impossible? I mean. dear lord... It would be way easier if every guy in the world could just tell a girl how they actually feel insted of playing some stupid game! I mean if some of my past crushes told me "Im sorry Shadow- Im just not into you like that" I WOULDNT HAVE WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON THEM!!
I mean seriously. I've been way to much to appreciate a game. No- Dont fucking test me to see if I really like you. TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU GODDAMNIT! ._.
I mean I do NOT wanna go through this after this after this to find out YOU might not even like me.
Eh. I probably sound bitter.
But I guess im just tired. ._.;;;;;

Guys.. BE A BIT EASIER!

Dear lord..
Well my week sucks frozen waffle cock. So. the guy I like has moved on. -Sigh- its all my fault anyway.
And.. christmas is coming- Havent really been in the spirit. I could insult my alter- But.. eh shes confused too.
I was talking with my friend Donna about this. And well. we wonder the same question.
Exactly WHY are guys so fucking impossible? I mean. dear lord... It would be way easier if every guy in the world could just tell a girl how they actually feel insted of playing some stupid game! I mean if some of my past crushes told me "Im sorry Shadow- Im just not into you like that" I WOULDNT HAVE WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON THEM!!
I mean seriously. I've been way to much to appreciate a game. No- Dont fucking test me to see if I really like you. TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU GODDAMNIT! ._.
I mean I do NOT wanna go through this after this after this to find out YOU might not even like me.
Eh. I probably sound bitter.
But I guess im just tired. ._.;;;;;

-Sigh...-

Uh.
Weird.. week..
So.
Yesterday.. I was playing truth or dare with some friends...
Keenan and Brandon were dared to kiss each other- And they did. (Yes I was jealous!)
So...
Also... I've been thinking about this guy lately... And well. it reminded me how like.. every guy i've dated has either Dumped me, Neglected me or even forgotten me.
so.. Yeah.. I just think somethings wrong with me o_o And yeah... Im considering that I shouldnt even date anymore. The same shit happens.
Is it my personalty? I mean.. come on.. all those guys doing that? I cant blame them ALL.
-Headdesk- So what do I do now.
Act if nothings wrong? Well. i've been doing that for awhile now- Why stop?
-Sigh-

Brandon....

His boyfriend left him...... guess who he came crying too? Yep, ME. I like helping brandon.... but when I do he always insults me! -Sigh- some of my readers from my other blog remember the "Nice, sweet, random, funny" brandon. the guy who used to chase after me and I always turned him down.
But. this dude named Keith said he saw me making out with cory. (Cory fucking died when he heard this) Brandon somehow believed him. and to this day he still believes I did. And he "Hates me forever" yet wants me to comfort him when he gets hurt. Do I really mind? Nope... Then why am I complaining? -Shrug-
What was I saying? Oh yeah.
I was sitting on the picnic benches with brandon. this girl came to talk to him. Her name is natoy.. Yes.. Natoy. I thought it was japanese... but no. its just something random her parents came up with.
Shes like "Brandon... im soooooooo sorry!!" Then she notices me and is like "Oh... Your with someone else already?" I whispered. "I fucking wish." while brandon told her he could never date a creature like me. ._.
Natoy is all "OHHH... Im natoy.. I go by nat though. if you ever need a shoulder to cry on... im always avalible!" she started winking and swinging her hips as she walked away -w- Brandon was checking her out! and didnt even TRY hiding it. I asked brandon why he hates me. he couldnt give me ONE REASON!
-Headdesk-
Not like I wanna date him again anyway...

-Sigh- The memories...

Going solo? LOL

You know what
I AM...JUST GONNA GIVE UP DATING! (Person: Nooo Shadow! Dont!) IM SORRY. JUST TO MUCH DRAMA FOR THIS GIRL (Hot shirtless guy with awesome abs and smile: What? Fuck. When I finally got the nerve to ask you out.~ Ah. Oh well. All is fair in love and war.)
WHAT!? WAH! COME BACK! I WAS KIDDING! (Fact: Shadow needs to get a life. Heehee)
Anyway. First of all. As my uncle brother said it! (Yes.. My uncle's name is "Brother" Dont ask....)
He said "You'll find true love when you find it Shadow! Dont stress over random guys now! You got plenty of time for that bullshit. Mellow out!".
Erm...
Well...
Actually he said "TONI, DIS NEGRO OVER HERE GOT A BOYFRIEND, YA'LL DONE GAVE DIS CHILD DATING RIGHTS?" -Cough- I managed to find the good... out of..It.. -Cricket-
I MEAN COME ONNNN. I GOT MY YOUTH! MY HEALTH! MY JAW DROPPING LOOKS! I COULD GET ANY GUY I WANTED WITHOUT ANY WORK! CORRECT?
Uh. WRONG.

Highschool.

-Sigh-
Dreaming with my fellow 8th grade homies- About high school next year.
Watching Degrassi is not helping either. Tasha even asked me who I wanted to be in highschool.
I guess "Me" wasnt good enough. She was all "ITS HIGHSCHOOL! NEW SCHOOL! NEW BEGINNINGS! WE CAN DO ANYTHING! IM TOTALLY GONNA BE A CHEERLEADER!"
Ehhh... Cheerleading.. Not for me xD.
I'll probably be some...Super...awesome...Debate team..Member..Yeahhh.
OH YEAH. WHO IS ALSO GONNA TRY OUT FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM!
-Sound effect of coach blowing whistle and male football player yelling "HUT HUT!"-
What? You think i'll get destroyed being on a male highschool football team?. Yes. I probably will. AM I GONNA TRY ANYWAY? CHYEAHH! Who cares if the coach doesnt want me on the team? I'LL FIGHT BABY! LIKE PENNY ON THE PROUD FAMILY, LIKE JANE FROM DEGRASSI! LIKE.. I FORGOT THAT GIRLS NAME BUT SHE WAS FIGHTING TO BE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM IN AUGUSTA,GEORGIA!
Im intelligent! im outspoken! I CAN CONQUER ALL BABY! Anyway. I've been told I gotta act more mature for highschool. Psh....Psh....PSH! Im like...Super...Uber...1337...Mature. (Did I just say 1337? -Washes mouth out with soap-) Anyway. I tend to be hated alot...by alot of people...

So.

Chyeahhh.

(Oh? And who likes my new word? "Chyeahhh"? Bangin awesome right? And yes...I just said Bangin awesome. -Dusts off shoulders- Chyeahhh)

MY SPRUNG ANKLE.

Lol. My cousin is in the hospitial. and I sprang my ankle.
Oh. What happend you wonder?
My cousin is in the hospitial about some..Kidney stone thing.
My dad couldnt stop making jokes while we were there. In the elevator. He was like "Hey Jan...Jan..You know that Kidney stone has to pass right....Guess where it comes out.. -Laughs uncontrollably-" I wasnt really paying attention untill he yelled "STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DINGHY!" Im thinking "What the fuck is a dinghy.....is this man trying to say cock?" OH. AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE ROOM. HE WAS STILL LAUGHING!!!
Oh. Andre looked so pissed at him. LOL. And when we were about to leave I padded him on the head and was like "Stay gold, Player." HE TRIPPED ME!!! and Yep..I fell some really strange way..and sprang my ankle.
OH BUT WHEN I FELL. andre was like "Aww. Stay gold player" ._.

SO...Yep..

Owww.. I can hardly walk.
._.

Adults SUCK!

So last week was my cousins 18th birthday. I hung out with him and the rest of my family.
Today. He promised to take me, ej and jousha to see a movie. It was totally fun.
Me and ej like...saw this oddly shaped piece of popcorn on the ground. Ej is like "Hey krista...What does that remind you of? -giggle-" Only ej could possibly be reminded of dick when looking at popcorn.
My cousin was like "Wooow. Arent you too young to be thinking of that kind of stuff ej?"
I mean....WTF? HE HEARS ME, EJ AND MY COUSIN JOUSHA TALKING ABOUT RANDOM NASTY SHIT ALL THE TIME.


Whats my point your wondering? I've noticed with alot of people I know. When they turn 18. Its like their the older more mature ones. and if anyone under the age of 14 says anything about Sex, Drugs or anything else off topic. Its all "Your too young".

In conclusion of my conpiracy. I think anyone over the age of 18 should be sent to mars.


Thank you for your time. -Bow-

Complimenting me in spainish?

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
ALERT: Mystery Woman has found a love interest. (Before you guys spam my hotmail inbox. No. hes not the next Mystery Man....Yet)
So. I was sitting in a tree. Yes. A tree. Reading (I very much enjoy sitting in a tree reading Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Which i have already read 5908435 times)
These like...group of 5 guys. Who all looked like skaters. (Oh lala~ LOL) Were walking past. One spotted me in the tree and was like "What the hell...Is that a person in that tree? GUYS. WHAT THE HELL!!! LOOK!"
I just waved. LOL they all looked at me like I was crazy o_o This dude. Later found out to be named Cade.
Who asked me what I was doing in the tree. He told me it was unsafe to be up in a weak tree so high, and I should get down. Normally I would tell the person to mind their own fucking business. But. I actually listened o_o (Uh oh~) And guess how I completely embarrased myself? I jumped down from the tree. And My shirt got caught on a branch. ._. It also cut my skin...e.e Half my bra was fucking showing.
THE GROUP OF GUYS WERE LAUGHING LIKE SHIT! Cade was the only one who helped me. Cade was all "You look familar... I think i've seen you before..I just dont know whereeee." Alot of people say I look familar for some reason. o_O He asked me my name. One of cade's friends. Later learned to be named Ryan was like "dude, stop flirting with the chick, dear gawd." LOL. CADE FLIPPED OUT.
I found it pretty funny. Anyway. Then tasha came screaming for me and was like "UHM, KRISTA!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!! BREE TROUBLE!" She just told me about how brandon was gloating about sex with his boyfriend. I could tell it was a lie. Since Brandons last sucidie attempt. His parents have been tracking his every move. and I wanted to slap tasha when we was like "Brandon also said you looked really hot when your shirt got caught on the branch!!!" FUCK!! IF BRANDON SAW IT. WHO ELSE DID!?!?!?!?! O_O
(FUCK. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK!!!!! GAH!!! -CONTINUES SWEARING) Then she was all "Ohh...And who is this?" Oh.
(Cade:...Me?, Tasha: ya, Cade: Im cade..?, Tasha: Hi Cade...why are you carrying a skateboard?, Cade: I was practicing....Why?, Tasha: OMG. YOUR ANOTHER ONE OF MYSTERY'S SKATEBOARDER FRIENDS!?, me: Hey..We are more than skaters. We are people! -fake crying-, Cade: Ohhh. So your into boarding too?, me: Ehh..yeah, Cade: I bet you rock at it, Me: Ive been skating for 6 months. Still not improving, Cade: Nonsense! Are you still falling on your ass every second?, Me: Uhm nope!, Cade: THEN! YOU ARE PRO!, Ryan: CADE! CADE! as much as I would enjoy seeing you flirt with another black chick. Im bored. Im leavin, Cade: .........Racist..?, Ryan: My girlfriend is half black. SO ITS NOT RACIST AT ALL!!!!, Cade: Shut up, Ryan: Just trying to shut the white man down, Cade: ONLY YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS WHITE!, Ryan: Well I have never seen such racism!, Cade: ....Sorry...about him..Mystery Woman..., Me: -Giggle- Noooo problamo, Ryan: OH! AND SHE JUST MADE A MEXICAN JOKE! PROBLAMO!?, Cade: RYAN IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!, Ryan: Your racism hurts dude...UHH..SO ANYWAY. BLACK CHICK CADE STRANGELY HAS INTEREST IN! WHAT YO AGE SHAWTAYYYY!, Cade: RYAN!!!!!!!, Me: Uhm, Im (age censored to keep my blog ID Mysterious), Ryan: Aint that a white girl name?, Ryan: So.1 year younger than cade, I ALWAYS KNEW CADE WAS ATTRACTED TO YOUNGER WOMEN!, Cade: RYAN SHUT UP!, Ryan: I HEAR WEDDING BELLS!, Cade: NO YOU HEAR MY FIST ABOUT TO MEET YOUR FACE, Ryan: THAT AINT GOT A SOUND MAN!, Cade: GAH!!!...i;ll catch you later mystery woman. Bye, Me: Bai!, Ryan: -Mimicing me in dreamy voice- Baaaaiiiiiii!, Me: -Glare-, Ryan: No need to shoot the 2 handed swords from chur eyes!, Tasha: HEY RYAN!, Ryan: HEY PRETTY LADIEEE, Tasha: You wanna be mah boyfriend?, Ryan: SURE!, Me: What the fuck...., Cade: Gawd....COME ON...)

So..Yeah..
o3o Thats how it happend

I got the answers!

On my livejournal advice blog. Someone asked me.
Q:" "hewwo, shadow. you act like your an expert sometimes are you?"
A: Lol. naw. Im just a teen who shares her "Smarticles" and rants on my blogs. Im no where near an expert. Hmm.Being a expert.. -Crazy idea-

Q: Hewwo Shadow!!! Why are you mysterious!? I wanna know more about you!
A: I like being Mysterious! And I dont share any personal details because... Someone I know irl could stumble accross one of my blogs...And...yeah...>.> If someone DOES find one of my blogs. They have zero proof its me! <3

Q: hewwo, Shadow your always talking about these boys thinking their thugs, random gunshots and how horrible your neighborhood is uh... not trying to offend but you live in the hood dont you? ROFL
A: I sorta do actually LOL!!!!!! Eh. When your house was taken away by the bank. and your parents only have 800$. You move into any neighborhood you can find at that price. So...LAHHH! My horrible neighborhood. it was actually pretty nice looking when I moved in! But...a few months later..ehh...the horrible-ness again.

Mystery Woman Q&A!

So.
Someone e-mailed me asking about My friends. I thought I gave enough info.
Okay. When im talking about friends. Even though im a Internet Freak. im talking about real life.
Tasha & Brandon. Mah besties. Who both live in my neighborhood. Brandon is tasha's cousin. Who is my ex boyfriend.
Someone said I was gloating about how many guys flirt with me.
Im not. I hate it. The guys where I live hardly know me. Their all just horny virgins who talk to any girl who is decent looking. Im just one of those girls to them. So yeah...Im not impressed.
Someone asked me why do I call myself Mystery Woman?
I like being Mysterious <3
No one knows my age. or my real name on blogger. some only know my school and state.
So...Heehee.

Uh. End answering questions!

Friends Evil Boyfriends. Ahh.

You know what. Friends boyfriends. All assjacks.

So. I was hanging with my ...erm...Semi-Friend Nicole.
And her boyfriend...GAH! I WANNA KILL HIM!
So. Tasha was telling me about "This guy thinks your cute Mystery!"
Nicole's boyfriend spoke up and was like "Yeah right. She has a weave! its impossible to think weaves are cute. That guy is blind." I was seriously about to punch his lights out.
But tasha was like "Gah. No. Hes not worth it." Anyway. Tasha went on about how funny this Mystery Guy thinks I am o_o NICOLE'S BOYFRIEND SPOKE UP AGAIN!!!!!! And was all "Funny? Shes fucking retarded. She thinks her randomness is funny. Its fucking annoying. My nicole is the funniest. Thats why so many guys flock to her. Nicole is extremely awesome. She kicks ass. She doesnt take bullshit. She knows when the say the right things. She knows how the fight back and win any arguement. You could never compare to her."
Ohhhhh. I fucking snapped. I FUCKING SNAPPED!!!!
(Me: So..your saying. Your In love with a bitch. If you noticed. Only few like nicole. Why? Shes stuck-up. She randomly over reacts and insults people. She fucking puts you down all the time. She dresses like a slut. But her exuse is shes being unique. She could randomly be talking to someone and say "HAHA! YOU FAIL. LIKE LOOLLLLLL!" Or "OHEMGEE. YOUR SO FAT IN THAT. LOLLLLL! I LAHV YOU! LOLLLL!" She has zero common sense. Shes mean. Guys fucking run away from her. Who in their right mind wants to put up with that? She insults your friends. Your entire family. And you know what. Your the exact same as her. Maybe thats why you love her so much. Because your both think your so amazing when actually. Satan himself would call you a bitch.)

o_o.... He called me a ugly whore.
I had enough. And kicked him in the testicles. - w - Nicole tried to start shit with me. -Sigh- Oh. I just walked away. Being called a "coward" Eh. I didnt really care.

LOL TASHA TOLD BRANDON WHAT I DID. He was too busy mackin on the boyfriend to pay attention. - w - (Dear lord...who knew bisexual males were so horny....)

Women! Lets Stand!

Okay...Prue Rant here

Dad was taking about when I get married. Or when I get my "First Boyfriend" (Lol. He thinks I never had a bf. o3o Fail~) He said Im gonna have to bring him home so dad can "Inspect" him.
Im sorry. If I just get a boyfriend after 1 day. My dad is not meeting him. Its way too soon.
And my dad said "Your husband better be a good man. Successful. Smart. Able to take care of you and get you whatever you want and need. and do the same for your children"


Whoa whoa whoa. Take care of me and get me whatever I want and need?
Im sorry..I take care of myself. I dont like depending on someone else to get me "What I want and need"
If I see the most awesome pimped out skateboard in the mall. What am I gonna do? Ask my husband if WE can get it? UH NO. Im pulling out my own cash and buying it myself.
I dont like asking for things from other people anyway.
I mean. Husband thats gonna take care of me!? I mean. What the hell is he gonna do?
I'll be the father and i'll be the daughter who does what my father asks of me?
My parents are like that. I fucking hate it.
Maybe I should never get married.
Why? Because. I do what I want. Whatever I want to.
Im not talking about buying 1000$ clothes with his money. Or making huge decisions without his input.

But. seriously.
I hear so many women talk about "OH! I NEED A MAN! A MAN THATS A GOOD PROVIDER! AND CAN BUY ME THINGS!" I mean..GET IT YOUR OWN FUCKING SELF!
ITS THE 21ST CENTURY NOW WOMEN!

One more thing!

o_o
How the fuck did that post without me clicking the...

o_o.
Nevermind.

Anyway. Brandon & His boyfriend.... Yeah. I admit it. Im totally jealous. I will never let brandon know this though.
Ahhh. At least hes happy with him. His boyfriend is really nice actually. Lol hes really funny.
-Sigh-
Wow.. I even lose guys when I dont do anything wrong.
That proves im bad luck!
Ahhh. One day...One day.
-Acts like fanatazing little girl-
I'LL FIND MY TRUE LOVE!
-Continues Flying-

Meep!

Hmm. I havent been blogging like I should


Well. Im sick. Sore throat all day. (It hurts when I laugh man...I LOVE LAUGHING!!!!! -Attenpts to laugh and ends up coughing- ._.)

I saw brandon mackin on his boyfriend o_o
(The Yaoi fangirl in me found it extremely hot.... The Ex girlfriend was side was kinda jealous...)
Your probably STILL thinking "HES A JERK!! WHY DO YOU LOVE HIM!?"

I think..I've said this before. I know exactly why he tries to push away almost anyone who loves him or even cares about him.
Rough childhood. Extremely rough.
I would tell you....But I aint putting his business all out there...>.>
(He might find this blog..one day...so..)

-Sigh- Bye Bree-Kun <3

Will ya'll stop asking me about Brandon? >.>
Your probably like. "You okay mystery? Getting rejected for a GUY!" Ehhh....kinda...xD

But. Me and brandon are on good-terms.....He still thinks he has the rights to touch my ass but...
BESIDES THAT. Omg. Brandon was over at Tasha;'s house today (Note: Like a said in a few entries. they are cousins) I mean.....we were like..totally slient. it was just like (Him: Hey., Me: Hewwo. -5 minutes later-, Me: How you been doin...?, Brandon: Good....., Me: *Suddenly grabs arm*.....Hmm., Brandon: What are you doing?, Me: Those scars are healing...., Brandon: Yep...., Me: Listen here. if your gonna cut. you better fucking learn how to take care of it afterwards. NEOSPORIN! Making cutters everywhere look bad! -Was joking-, Brandon: Im gonna go fuck that tree now...., Me: CAN  I JOIN?, Brandon: No -Glare-, Me: Heehee!!!!)

So yeahhh...sorta weird..Its so werid.
He used to pretty much CHASE me everywhere. And I rejected him. And when I finally want him..he ignores me..
Karma..? Maybe...
But I told him "I hope your happy with him brandon -Smile- Im glad that you are...But if mr. BOYFRIEND dares hurt you im fucking ripping his testicles off. Kay?" He laughed and glared at me at the same time!
(-Loved-) LOL
-Sigh-..Bedtime..shall finish tomrrow.!

Marriage!!!! & Mystery MAN?

I attended my cousin kya's wedding today! <3
It was so pretty~..NOT.
Okay. So the groom was 2 HOURS LATE! Dont ask why.
So. Johnathan & Kya wrote their own vows. Kya's was so sweet and nice. Johnathans...it even made the pastor think "What kind of bullshit....". He was like "Keyuuuh. Baybeh. I luh yuh. And...I always gon be der fo yuh. you mah 1 a-and onleh gurl. you mah hart aand soul. and ima do everuhthang to take cur of dha baybeh. I even go back to the streets sellin dope. I wuh steal. I wuh kill a mayn. dats how much i luh yah keyuhhhh. you mah baybeh always aand foevah." Actually...You could hardly understand what he said.... It was like he was high. (...He probably was....)
So...
I hope they are happy together! (even though...I believed Kya could have done so much better...but..ehh its their realtioship. not mine)

WHICH REMINDS ME. SOME OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE BEEN SPAMMING UP MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS WITH "WHERES MYSTERY MAN? WHERES BRANDON!!!!!! DID HE SUICIDE!? IS HE OKAY!?"
Brandon is fine. Hes not as....Suicidal but... He moved back into his old apartment complex with his parents.
And BRANDON IS NOT. WAS NOT. AND SHALL NEVER BE MY MYSTERY MAN! I GO SOLO~
But. My Yaoi fangirl readers will surely enjoy this.
Brandon said he loved me. But were not right for each-other. He now has a secret boyfriend.
Yes. He does. I didnt see it coming either. He told me he was bisexual but...o_o
So yeah. Like my self esstem wasnt already low o3o

But. Thats another entry. for another day.

Football!

So. some GVA parents read this news article about this Homeschool Football leauge in..I forgot what state
And some parents are trying to get a "Georgia Virtual Academy" school football team.

Oh god. I bet its gonna get a stupid name. Probably "Shooting stars" Or "Wildcats" Or the L.A Lakers!! OR THE RED SOX! OR- Erm.
Anyway alot of guys want to play on the team e.e Its not offical or anything. Just something the parents are trying to do. they didnt even speak to the principal yet. I was like "I WANNA BE ON THE TEAM!"
My dad was like "No, Their too strong for you. football is a mans sport. let the man have something"
Uhh...I told him "MEN GET PROSTATE EXAMS! THEIR OWN BATHROOMS AND THAT SMELLY AXE BODYSPRAY. I THINK YA'LL HAVE ENOUGH!!" (Note: I think axe bodyspray smells horrible)
He didnt buy it ._. He said I could be a cheerleader.
I HATE CHEERLEADING! Okay. For the record. I would not make a good cheerleader.
Reason 1: I hate skirts
Reason 2: I hate skirts
Reason 3: I hate skirts
Reason 4: Cheerleaders get the sideline action! I want to be on the field playing!
Reason 5: THOSE STUPID SKIRTS!!!!!!
My mom thinks I just wanna be on the football team to get guys.
Now really.....Almost whatever I do. the guy I want never likes me back. So really...
And what guy is gonna want to date their team mate!? -Refering to an old Suite life of zack & cody episode- I MEAN. LIKE. WOULDNT THEY WANT SOME PRETTY CHEERLEADER? I'D BE JUST LIKE A BUDDY. A AMIGO~
Ehhh...No wait...zack fell for that girl on his basketball team though

*HEADDESK!!*

Weddings!

Ahhh.
You know how sometimes you see these really huge weddings? Like everything looks so beautiful, The bride is glowing and looking her best. People gathering to see the uniting of two souls ment to be together! (...Fuck...Stupid romance movies changing my way of thinking)

Anyway. Yeah...The day I DO get married.
Totally wont be traditional.(Unless...My Fiance wants a Traditional wedding....What...I go with anything >.>)
Okay. Lol I even got an idea of a wedding dress. A purple & Black gown? LOL
Im not really into those types of weddings with the 383947284 people and bridesmaids and huge catherdrals.
Oh~ And my veil. Will be purple with..black sparkling stars? LOOOOOL.
Also. Its stupid how women will pay hundreds of dollars for a dress they will only wear once in their lives.
Actually. I wouldnt mind a simple backyard wedding. with my parents, brother, friends and a few family members.
And....For a honeymoon, Werid. I never thought of my honeymoon.
Trip to a fancy hotel in Seoul, South Korea? LMAO!
I got that from my dad. I hate spending alot of money. And I feel greedy when being offered something.
Like someone asks me "Oh Mystery Woman? What do you want for your birthday? Make-up? Shoes? A new Cell-phone? Clothes?" Im normally like "Uhm, A skateboard or roller skates would be nice!"
Yeah...Im not really into that...really girly shit.
Now okay. Im a complete sucker for humorous shirts. Like I found this one shirt on DavidAndGolaith.com
That read "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!" And had a photo of a rooster next to it!
Dirty? Yes. Awesome. Yes.

Wasnt...I blogging about Weddings?
OH YEAH!

And uhhh.....
Yeah...Thats it..

A Few Things I Learned Today

YES. Mystery Woman has actually learned something!

-Sigh-

So today. Talking with a friend. Shes talking about this ex boyfriend she really liked. Turns out, Her ex is my friend, My friend who i've sorta gained interest in yesterday... I told her I liked him. But I wasnt gonna date him or anything, She starts making growling sounds and tells me hes hers x3 (Ehhh. Expected)
So like. Hanging out with group of friends. Him & My friend sat together and started talking. My friend asked me if I could help her win her ex back. yes yes I liked him, but my friend totally likes him way more. So I agreed.
I used the ol "Pretend to text message the wrong person" Trick.
Okay. if your wondering what that is. Its some type of...move that I use to help friends. Anyway. I texted him saying "COME ON GIRL! Hes RIGHT there! Its your fucking chance! WILL YOU PLEASE ASK HIM OUT ALREADY?" And of course. after the text I had to act embarrased like I ACTUALLY did that by mistake. And then was all "Sorry girl.........I sorta.." And her ex Interuppted me just to ask my friend to be his girlfriend. It was so sweet actually. I kinda wishes she didnt like him. But...ehhh....he was my type anyway.
LOL the funniest thing was how everyone reacted.

But anyway. What I actually learned today? And it actually helped me get over my disapointment.

Love sucks pancake dick. I mean really. If I think about it. He really wasnt my type o.O
Ahhh~ Shall I continue my Hopeless romantic ways!? Ehhh..Yeah...

Info.

So.
For those who are wondering.....
What happend to Brandon.
He moved away.
His parents got enough money to move out of tasha's apartment.

Kinda been depressed..
I know what your thinking. Why should I miss such a jackass like him?
Because. I know exactly why hes like that. Problems with his past.

I still talk to him on the phone and text. *Sigh*.

Ahhh....

I gotta freakin move out this place..

Kk..

Same as always.

Horny 14 year old virgin talks to me. Tells me he wants to lose "IT" to me after 5 minutes of conversation, He brags about his...*Cough* "Super huge 6 inch", I tell him to get back with me after he reaches puberty. He gets pissed. He calls me stupid. I call him a ignorant busfucking horny virginial dunderpate. He says I crossed the line and hes lucky he doesnt hit girls, no matter how ugly they are. After that comment. I knee him in the testicles. He falls on ground. I walk away chuckling. His friends get pissed and me and threaten me with "Their daddies rifles and knives". I simpily walk away, ending the debate.

Lovely Day ._.

Drake Rant.

Drake the "RAPPER" More when he played Jimmy on Degrassi: The next generation.

HE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE TO RESPECT BACK THEN

Now hes...rapping bullshit about (*Mimics voice* YA YA YEA! FIRST NAME DE- LAST NAME GRASSI- YEAH YEAH YEAH, YOU DHA FUCKIN BEST, THE BEST I EVAH HAD.  YEAH YEAH YEAH I JUST WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD. YO YO YO!)

._.

IF YOU FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD....
1. You've die of STDS
2. IM A GIRL ARENT I? ._.

GAHHH!!!!!!!!!! BARLAGAHSHALAYHDYNALDLDHFB.

._.
GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasha texted me at like...7 freakin am.
WHY?
She said brandon tried to commit suicide again, THIS IS THIS FREAKING 11TH TRY!
Im like............."................Where is he?:"
Hes in the hospitial downtown ._.
GAHHH!!! BAGAKLAKJAHAHDUDH!
Why Am I so angry?
IDK WHY IM SO ANGRY! IM HAPPY HES OKAY BUT.
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CKJIHKIUIDHFUIDFHDSI9U9F!!!
._.

I think.........

...............
 Im scared......

I think brandon finally did it...........
Hes dead..I think......
He told me...he was gonna finally get what he wanted tonight.
I know to him thats death..
I've texted him 100 times.......
No one is answering his house phone....


I love you brandon.....why did you leave me.......

WWHOAWHOAWHOAAAA

Im moving in 2 weeks.
o_o
No more bree-kun posts!
*Ebil laugh*
....about..10 readers like hearing about me and brandon o_o

But alas! I wont see him as much.
And...he still ignores me...
._. Alot
Hes so weird too....He just texted me today to see how I was doing. I told him I was good.
I asked how HE was doing, he never texted me back ._.
Its been 4 hours.

Sexting Discussion.

So..
Yeah..me & tasha were watching the new episode of degrassi..
and some reruns after that
blah blah it was that episode where ali started sexting johnny and crap.
So I was all "Wow...*Playing with cell phone* a way to get a guy to do whatever you want....show him your nude photos...." She starts spazzing asks me "OMG! YOUR SEXTING BRANDON??" Im all "Hell no.I MEAN! SEXTING IS SO STUPID! CANT YOU JUST RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUY!? SO YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HOW HORNY HES GETTING!? HUH!!"
We were at tasha's house, brandon walked in and heard everything. hes all "....Uhhh....Degrassi night I see...Im just gonna go home...and...jack off..or something...!!"
I thought tasha was gonna die after hearing what brandon said.
Anyway, the walk home was weird...
These 2 dudes I sorta know in my neighborhood stopped me and asked me "So...I heard you and cory exchanged V-cards, nice work" I tottaly ignored them.
its 5:30am right now..
I thinks theres gonna be another me and brandon fight tomrrow...

Degrassi! <3

LOL~

Ohh..yes..new obbession!
Degrassi: The next generation.
Im like tottaly ADDICTED to the series now!!! <333
Yeah..So are my friends, Like every friday night at 8pm were either at each-others houses or on the phone over reacting to every scene.
Like in one episode, sav got mad at...some..dude forgot chara name because he was talking about hooking-up with his ex. and were all "OH MY GOD!!! SAV IS SO HAWT!!!! GAHHHH FORGET THAT ANYA CHICK!!!! SAVVVV!!!"

Our last obbession was "Jimmy" But nooo!, He left degrassi to start rapping ._. (Artist: Drake)
I even started ranting on livejournal about how Jimmy made the show awesome.
And how me and my fangirl friends missed him from the show.
(me: I MISS THAT! all proper talking dewd thats all "Whoa...dude...why did you do that?" NOW HES LIKE "YO YO YO YEAH! I JUST WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD! YOU THE FUCKIN BEST I EVAH HAD! YEAHYEAH!)


Why am I ranting about this?
No clue.

YES. IM RANTING ABOUT THE CMA'S

Wow.
First kayne. Now Wynonna judd making stupid comments on taylor swift?
What is she? jealous because Taylor got to fame quicker than her?
I mean come on....Your supposed to be happy for another's success.
And all the idiots going on about "Taylor is to young to win such an award! she only won because of the Kayne Incident!" How...could she win because of Kayne? What? did someone go "Awwwww. Taylor got slammed by kayne. HOW ABOUT WE JUST MAKE TAYLOR WIN THE AWARD FOR NO REASON!"
I like taylor swift's music.
Sounds way better than Kayne and Wynonna's if you ask me.

Fuck....you...BREE-KUN!! ._.

._.
Guys..are...so..confusing.
Okay brandon and me got in that little......fight-ish thing. the other day.
NOW HE IS COMPLETELY IGNORING ME AND I DONT KNOW WHY!
Probably that keith bitch.
I talked to tasha. she said she didnt tell brandon or keith shit. she also added she knows when its time to talk and to keep her mouth shut. that keith dude is trouble.
GAHHHHH!! ._.
I saw him late yesterday. he was taking some trash bags to the garbage pin.
he had...like alot...I have no clue how he even carried them all over their without falling.
So I asked him if he wanted any help. he stayed silent. I was all "Hello?..Brrrraaaandonnnn..?"
Then after he was done. he walked away. and never said a word to me ._.
like.....10 minutes later. decided to take a walk. saw tasha with brandon and keith. I would have loved to walk over there. but...nahhh...it'd be too dramatic. but no. Tasha decided to point me out ._.
She was all "KRIS!!! KRIS!! OVER HERE!" ._. Brandon turned around and looked at me for about 2 seconds. That keith freak just started looking in the other direction.
So when I got over there.. (It would have taken me 15 seconds..I walked slow...so it took 1 minute :D)
Tasha was all "Guess whatttt! me, bree and keith are gonna have our parents drop us off at festival six so we can see this is it. ya know? micheal jacksons movie thing? You HAVE to come with us!"
Anyway. I ended up staying home.
I texted brandon earlier this morning. hoping he hasnt left for school yet..since he leaves his cell phone at home all the time. I was all "Hmm? Something wrong?" he texted me back 20 minutes later replying as "Shush. Im on the bus damnit. (Ohhhhh. shush and bus ryhmes!) I'll text you back after school."
._. And he seemed pretty nice then..
I have no fucking clue when brandon gets home from school.
Knowing most stone mountain high schools its 4pm. ._.
Im gonna be waiting for awhile....

Rant.

YEPPPP!!!!! I haz another thing that bugs me.

Anyone know those types of girls....who call themselves"Emo" and go on about their hate for "preps" all the time, yet they dont even care if their friends are preps. she'll still put you in the same catagory as the annoying preps that she knows?

Also something else that bugs me. Music jerks.
Yes. I just made a new label, "Music jerk" Those type of people who are so music obbessed. which is tottaly okay. but they slam anyone who doesnt like their type of music.
Like if this guy/girl is into Pop or rock. and she knows this other guy/girl who isnt a huge fan on pop and rock and prefers heavy metal. and you INSTANTLY get told "WHAT!? THAT SUCKS! YOUR GAY!!!"

Oh yes. and Anime freaks.
I dont mean the type of people who enjoy watching anime alot.
I mean the actual FREAKS those type of people who only talk about how good/bad this anime is. never shut up about how you need to watch this anime RIGHT now. and spend all their money on anime merchandise. Cosplay all the time. and think you have a problem if your not so addicted like they are.

*Thinks of something else*
Overly ghetto people. like those guys who cannot pronounce a single word correctly to save his life. wear gold chains, sag their pants all the way to their fucking knees.
and post all over their myspace/facebook about how gangsta they are and their level of swag. and pay respect to every single fallen rap/hip-hop artist that ever lived.
And those overly ghetto girls! with the blonde/blue/yellow/red hair! that are always wearing worn out shirts. have huge breasts yet never fucking wear a bra. Wear shorts from 3+ years ago. have their hair pinned up in wraps all the time. wearing worn out house shoes and then go out like this and then be extremely loud with everything they say. but the worst thing is half the time they yell and cant even talk right!
Like for example. lady in wal-mart "MOSHELL!!!! MOSHELL GURL YUH AINT GON BELIVEH HOW DEY DON RAISED THE PRACIES IN HERE!!! WE GON BEH STUCK IN DAT KAY-MAHT NAO. I THOUGHT DAT WAH-MAHT WAS SUPPOSED TUH HAV TEH LOWEST PRACIES!!! I DON BE SICK UH DIS NAH!" ._. You see my point..



Well..my rant is over..

Update...Extremely..long..convo..blog..

I havent blogged in like...4 days..
Alot has happend..
Well..first..of all...

Brandon....problems...
(Bow chicka wow wow)
He sent me a text and was like "..Kris...come here..I gotta talk to you now" Im all "..Here?..Here is Located?" And hes all "........... Where we normally hang out"
Okay..Im walking over there. Half calm. Half Scared.
I find him sitting in a tree ._. and some dude (Later to find out his name is "Keith")
Sitting against the tree.
Im like "...Hewwo.....Guys..?" Brandon fucking jumps down from the tree. (HE WAS 9 FEET OFF THE GROUND!!) He lands on his ass.. ( ._. ) Hes like "...Okay...listen...theres something...I really gotta ask you.." Im like "What is it?" Hes all "You can be tottaly truthful with me. I'll forgive you...but please dont lie to me" Im all "Sure...Whats wrong..?" hes like "Kris.......are you cheating on me?", Im all "Why would I? I love you....?" He spazzes out and is like "FUCK!!!!! I said you could be truthful with me!!" o_o I was really confused..to shorten this...lets convo blog shall we?
(me: brandon..Whats wrong?, Brandon: ....Were done kris.., Me: What!? Why!? What did I do!?, Brandon: I was already hurt enough...when I found out you were cheating....You didnt have to lie to me....I would have forgave you....., Me: WHAT? BRANDON I SWEAR IM NOT!. Keith: Fucking liar, Me:WHAT!?, Keith: I saw you with him..., Me: WITH WHO!!!!, Keith: How the fuck am I supposed to know his name whore?, Me: BRANDON I SWEAR I DIDNT!!!!!!, Brandon: ...Of course...his eyes were wrong right?, Me: I SWEAR I DIDNT!!!! WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!, Brandon: Maybe because...keith is way nicer than you are to me?, Me: ....What?, Keith: Your always treating him like shit. Calling him names behind his back. yeah...tasha tells all, Me: ...NAME ONE FUCKING TIME I TALKED ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, Brandon: WELL!!!!!..According to tasha...it was when I was talking with elizabeth..You called me a worthless heartbreaker, Me: ...You were flirting with her brandon..Playing with her hair and all....,Brandon: ......................, Keith: And the time you called him a  Whiney emo crybaby, Me:....OKAY NOW I DID NOT CALL HIM THAT! WOW! AFTER KNOWING THE BULLSHIT BRANDONS BEEN THROUGH. YOU ACTUALLY THINK I'D FUCKING CALL HIM THAT!?!?! BRANDON HAS EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS WORLD!!!! YET HE DOESNT. WHY WOULD I TURN INTO ANOTHER PERSON WHO HATES HIM?, brandon: .....*Small smile* Oh wow great save kris. Keith: And the time you wished he was dead, Brandon: ......She what..?, Me: .....Thats really...just bullshit now....I wouldnt wish death even on my worst enemy.....I love brandon...I'd never want him to go..., Brandon: ....Fuckshit. Keith: Yeah right, Me: ..Why are you even in this....?, brandon: His name is Keith, Me: You couldnt have talked to me alone..?. Brandon: ...... , Keith: I could tell brandon more....Like when I saw you with cory, Brandon:  I know about that, Keith: ....Nope...the second time, brandon: WHAT!!?, Me: There was no second time...,Brandon: What kris? you were furious a minute ago? sad because I know?, Me: *Sniffle*...No..., Brandon: A-are you..cr-crying............Uhm..Keith..what happend the second time, Me: ....Nothing.., Keith: She was hanging out with a group. everyone started to leave untill it was only him and her left. I dont know what they were talking about...But I could tell he was flirting. He even put his hand up her shirt, Brandon: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, me: WHAT!?!?! THAT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!!, Keith: Then cory whispered something to her. He grabbed her by the waist and started kissing her, Me: ....That didnt...., Keith: I fucking saw it. 2 days ago, me: ........, Brandon: ..Wow..You know what..Im done...., Me: ...What?, Brandon: I said im fucking done. fine then...You couldnt even tell the truth......I cant believe I loved such a whore..., Me: ...Theres no need for name calling, Brandon: YEAH RIGHT I COULD FUCKING SAY THE SAME FOR YOU!, Me: ...Brandon..., Brandon: GOD! WILL YOU SHUT UP! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU! YOU TRASHY STUPID!, Me:...Brandon.........Please.., Brandon: HOW ABOUT YOU DO ME  FAVOR AND JUST DIE ALREADY!!? GOD! I SEE EXACTLY WHY YOUR PARENTS FAVOR YOUR BROTHER! THATS WHY EVERYONE THINKS YOUR A FREAK! FUCK YOU! AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE! YOU BITCH!!!!, Me: ...I already knew those things..Brandon.......I thou-, Keith: *Pushes me hard against tree* Fucking leave. Me: *Mouth is bleeding* Ow..why..did you..?, Keith: Its gonna get worse if you dont leave bitch, Me: .....*Runs as fast as possible, trips and cuts leg on broken glass beer bottle* ...*Begins crying*, Keith: Fucking pussy, Brandon: ....S-stop crying..damnit..., Me: *Runs off to picnic tables*. I was sitting there..just staring out in space...for 2 hours...2 whole hours, Brandon: ...I..I dont..know..how I could..possibly..., Me: Im sorry that Im not dead yet..., Brandon: Theres no possible way I could say that Im sorry, Me: ....You just did say sorry...didnt you?, brandon: Kris, Me: ...Yes?, Brandon: Are you listening, me: mhm...., Brandon: Im...really sorry.....I....Theres no....I dont know....Just...Im..Sorry..I shouldnt have...acted like that..I was wrong...I.....I was more than wrong...I was.., Me: I get it brandon.., brandon: No. you dont., Me: I know...you were mad...its okay...I dont care about that.....Im thinking about something else, Brandon: Wh-what..?, Me: ...How it was true what you said about my parents and friends..., Brandon: No! I was lying!!!! I would never mean that!!!, Me: ....My parents dont like me..because...my brother is clearly better...And..I only have a few friends because...I am weird......, Brandon: ....No.., Me: I've been alone all my life brandon..Im 13 now.....Theres still time for it to hopefully get better, I always did sorta Envy you., Brandon: ..Me?, Me: Yeah.....Because...your..just so great....and funny...and everyone adores you..I acted mean toward you because......Im..that lonely girl........Who ignores everyone..And...When I found out that you liked me...I thought I would only bring you down.., Brandon: W-what..?, Me: ....Im sorry brandon......, Brandon: No. You did nothing wrong, Me: but..that time...when you were flirting with elizabeth...I did call you a worthless heartbreaker..but I was mad...I treated you like shit...yet expected you...not to forget me so quickly.., Brandon: I only flirted with her because I was hoping to get some kind of reaction from you...Why do you possibly think I was flirting with her right in front of your eyes? I wanted to know if you did care....., Me: ..But...I swear..I didnt cheat...I really didnt..you mean to much to me..to do that, Brandon: Yeah but you do check out other guys alot........, Me: Your right...I do...sometimes Im even tempted to leave you for them, Brandon:..What?, Me: But...how would I know if that random guy I thought was hot would be as good as you? I'd lose you for a person I dont even know? I've been wanting you for too long to do that., Brandon: ....., Me: something wrong?, Brandon: No.....But..what Keith said, Me: I dont know keith...But..2 days ago..I was inside my house all day...I was sick remember?, Brandon: Your mouth..and your leg, Me: What about it?, Brandon: Your mouth is bleeding like crazy...your mouth is fucking stained.....and...arent you gonna...take care of that cut on your leg..? its huge..., Me: ...I should.....But...whats my mom gonna say? What am I gonna tell her?, Brandon:...well.., me: What?, Brandon:..Th-that...I did it..I was so mad..that I let keith hurt you like that...So...it is..my fault, Me: My dad will go crazy and probably beat you brandon...., Brandon: So what?, me: I cant let you do that, Brandon: ..Follow me, Me: BRANDON I SAID NO!!, Brandon: You need to take care of that!!!!!, Me: MY MOM WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS. GET YOU IN EXTREME TROUBLE AND MY DAD WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A FUCKING DOG!, Brandon: ....Call it...as my Punishment for my stupidity..?, Me: Please dont..I cant let you do that...., Brandon: .You need to get taken care of...., Me: ...Dont..., Brandon: Well what are we gonna do!?!?!?, Me:..I dont know..., Brandon: ...Wait....Let me see..if my parents are back yet, Me: and if they walk in with me. at your house..?, Brandon: again. My punishment, Brandon: now come on, Me: ....., *Were at his house*, me: its cold..., Brandon: Mom keeps it cold...why...I do not know.....I need a fucking towel....sit down, Me: Ow..., brandon: What?, Me: My side......When I fell, Brandon: Oh...want me to help you?, Me: No, *Brandon disapears for 5 minutes, I look around the apartment and wondering how the hell its so clean*, Brandon: Here...put this in your mouth, Me: What is it?, Brandon:Warm towel with water? Come on, Me: OWWW!!!!! THAT FUCKING STINGS!!, Brandon:...What the hell...you really must have fucked up your mouth.., Me: ..No..its just..my lip...ow...., Brandon: You do it..I'll get some bandages, Me: Oww..., *2 minutes later*, Brandon: Let me see your lip.....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Me: OH MY GOD WHAT!/, Brandon: Oh its nothing. you just...bit..into..your...entire..bottom lip..it looks...nasty..., Me: Owwwww...., Brandon: Now for your leg. put this on it, Me: OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!, Brandon: What? its Disinfectant spray, me: OWWW!!! IT HURTS OWW!!!, Brandon: Its okay..it'll stop soon, Me: ow..., Brandon: Im so sorry...., Me: Its okay, Brandon: ...Urg..I cant kiss you due to your lip, Me: *Hug* but we can do this, Brandon: Your clothes....Your covered in dirt, Me: Yepp. Im always in dirt though, Brandon:..You sound happy again, Me: Lies, Brandon: How could You forgive me!? Im a total bastard for what I said to you!, Me: I know you said it out of anger brandon..or..at least I hoped you did, Brandon: ..I...I...You should hate me..., Me: I love you, Brandon: I dont deserve to get off that easily!, Me: ...*Punches shoulder*, Brandon: oww! that was for!?, Me: ...I dont know....enjoy it, Brandon: ....My parents will be home any minute, Me: Okay..Thats for helping me brandon, Brandon: Anytime you need it, *Whispers to me on the way out*...Kris...are...we..together again..?, Me: ...Thats your choice brandon, Brandon: I love you..., Me: I love you too..)

That was NOT RACISM!!!

Okay..I was having a simple conversation with my 2 friends right? She was all "Hey krista? What you wanna do?" Im all "*SCREAMS* LETS INVADE CHINA!!!!"
These 2 chinese guys get bitchy with me ._.
This 1 guy was all "Thats too far. Why dont I say LETS GO SHOOT UP ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE IN AFRICA!!!" What!? I wasnt freaking making any type of race joke! I just called out a random country!!! anyway so im all "OH IM SORRY! I'LL GO INVADE GERMANY! IM IN A MOOD TO KILL SOME GERMANS TOO! AND WHILE WERE AT IT! LETS STOP IN MEXICO AND MURDER SOME MEXICANS!!!! AND WHY STOP THERE?! LETS GO STRAIGHT TO LONDON! PEOPLE WITH BRITISH ACCENTS PISS ME OFF! YOU HAPPY HUH!?"
Could I have handled that intelligently? Yes I could have.
Did I decide to have a spaz attack? yes I did.

But I mean really. did that guy think I was serious?
I just shouted the first country that popped into my head. I also thought of Mexico. but China sounded funnier to me at the moment.

Fact about Mystery Woman:

She finds it extremely hilarious when guys refer to their balls as "junk"

*Giggle*
That happend today actually.
At the kickball tourney.
The kickball hit this one dude in the nuts owo
(Him: AHHHH!!!! SHIT MY JUNK STILL HURTS!!!!, Me: *Giggle*, Him: ME BEING IN PAIN IS NOT FUNNY!!!!, Me: *Giggle* you said junk :D, Him: ....... )

H-H-H-HEARTBREAKERRRRR.

._.
Seductive woman snapped at meeee! *Sniffle*
Whai? I told her about me and bree-kun.
._.
Well...her exact words were.
"WHATTT!?!?!? YOU WHAT?! AND WHY!? URG! YOU NEED TO BE ONE OF THOSE SEXY MYSTERIOUS HEARTBREAKER CHICKS!" (me:...Heartbreaker chicks...?), Shes all "YES! THE TYPE OF EXTREMELY AWESOME GIRL THAT ALL THE GUYS WANT AND ONLY SOME CAN HAVE!!!!!" (Me: But...what guy wants me...?) "HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUYS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!? (Me:...You be the heartbreaker chick <.<) "Im too much of a slut to be one!" (Me: ..........)
Yeah yeah, Seductive woman is 15..sorta...slut-ish.
Im the youngest in the group ._.
(Seductive woman: 15, Sweet woman: 14, Leading Woman: 16, Curious Woman: 14, Mystery Woman: 13)
._.
So yeahhh...>.>

........

*Sigh*
wow...I could have been so much happier right now ._.
I could have been smart, been in the gifted program in school. but nooooooooooooooooo.
Mom's homophobia stole that from me ._.
._. When I was in kindergarden. My normal teacher was out sick for 2 weeks.
And I had a substitude, He was gay.
I was like 4, I didnt know he was gay! I thought he was just a normal person! He SEEMED like a normal straight guy to me! But my mom was afraid being around him might bring "Gay Spirits" to me and I would be gay ._. (First of all. WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY!?) BOTH my parents are homophobic!
In kindergarden, I got freaking every award there was! I was the smartest in my class!
But in 1st grade when I started homeschool, MY GRADES STARTED FAILING!
NOW! IM NOT EVEN SURE IF I'LL BE OKAY IN HIGH-SCHOOL NEXT YEAR! WHY!? IM NOT USED TO BEING IN PUBLIC SCHOOL! IM USED TO READING FROM BOOKS AND THEM TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, IF A TEACHER TOLD ME TO RIGHT DOWN A MATH PROBLEM RIGHT NOW. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO DO IT! WHYYYY!!!! BECAUSE! I CANT FUCKING COMPREHEND IT! I'D HAVE TO ASK AT LEAST 4 TIMES FOR HER TO REPETE IT! ._.
I cant even spell repete!!!!! ._.
*Rage*?

._.?

I wonder if anyone even reads this blog.
*Shrug*.

*Sigh* Bree-Kun!

Ohhh! November! Oh yes! <3
I went to church today, My parents decided we should become members of new birth (Ya know...bishop eddie Long's church?)
Haha im happy because I get to hang out WIF MAH HOMESCHOOLED HOMIEEEEE.
(India..Duhh)
Me and india were loud the whole service, my parents were sitting in the row RIGHT BEHIND US!!!!!! And when india started picking out cute guys, THEY HEARD IT!
And when I picked out a cute guy, MY DAD JUST HAD TO STEP IN! (Me: India! LOOK!, India: Wha?, Me: Boy, 7th row, Awesomeness, India: WHAT KINDA HAIRSTYLE IS THAT!? IS THAT THE NEGRO VERSION OF A MOHAWK!, Me: Do you see his clothes?! So awesome!!!, India: Ohhh you into bad boys huh?, Me: Me? Bad boy? Define bad boy! If hes out spoken and ready to get into a fight at anytime like me, THEN YEAH I FREAKIN LOVE BAD BOYS!!!!!!!!!!, Dad: Krista, your not dating this young, me: Da-dating? What? I wasnt talking about dating, Mom: *Glares at me*, me:...Weridos....,Mom: Dont go actin all bad because your friend is here, Me: Yet you punish me randomly when your friends are around to prove what a good mother you are?, Mom: THATS IT, GET IN THIS ROW NOW!, Lady: Shhhh...., Mom: *Embarrased*, Me: *Whispers*..Pwnage...)

I ran into brandon after church too...
(Me: *Walks over* Hayyyyyy brandon *Huge smile*, Brandon: and you want..?, Me: I got something to tell you!, Brandon: *Sigh*, What, Me: Whats wrong?, Brandon: I dont have time for this shit kris, Me: What..?, Brandon: I need you to tell me right now, do you love me or not? If you dont i'll give up on any chances I might have with you and the hurt will fucking stop, Me: h-hurt?.., Brandon: I saw you, you and cory, late last night you didnt pull away, Me: Brandon what are you talk-, Brandon: Dont fucking play dumb with me, I saw you, he kissed you and you didnt even pull away!! it was 3 minutes kris, Me: You counted?, Brandon: HELL YEAH I COUNTED, Me: geez...., Brandon: I thought you and him were done, Me: we are.., Brandon: then why!?, Me: I dont know okay!? you so know how I am when someone kisses me! Im stunned! unable to move!, Brandon: Oh really? *Kisses*, Me: BRANDON!!!!, Brandon: See!!, Me: NO my brother can see us!, Ej: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!!!!, Brandon: Ohhh........, Me: Brandon, if you wanted me to kiss you, you could have simply asked. follow me, ej: SHIT YA'LL GONNA GO FUCK!, Me: SHUT THE HELL UP EJ!, Brandon: wh-where are we going...?, Me: Just follow....., *3 minutes later*, Brandon: I didnt know this place was here, Me: I come here to think sometimes, Brandon: about what?, Me: School...problems...you...ya know just stuff, Brandon: M-me...?, Me: Stop studdering, Brandon: k-kay, I MEAN OKAY, Me: Now...*Pushes up against wall and kisses*, brandon: Whoa...., me: Hm?, Brandon: No-nothing...when the fuck did you get so strong?, Me: Well...my dad is currently crazy on lifting weights, So I attempt to use them for fun alot, Brandon: Whoa, the chick I love is stronger than me, Me: I so am not, Brandon: Fine, Arm wrestle, me: Your on! *4 minutes later*, Brandon: I won...?, Me: Yep, told you that I wasnt stronger, Brandon: You were close to beating me for 3 minutes, then your arm gave out, Me: You still won, Brandon: Krista..., You know were too young for this right?, me: Yep, Brandon: Then why are we doing this?, Me: doing what?, Brandon: nevermind, Me: Hmm?, Brandon: Nevermind, Whats this notebook?, Me: THATS MINE!, Brandon: My name is doodled on the front why?, Me: ................. Just give it back, Brandon: Ohhh, You do love me?, Me: No, I hate you, Brandon: That means you love me, Me: ehhhh.........., Brandon: What about cory?, Me: What about him?< Brandon: You still like him, me: I dont, Brandon: But, he dumped you, Me: so?, Brandon: theres no other guys right?, Me: Nope, Brandon: Really?, Me: Yepp, Brandon: Good then *Picks up in arms*, Me:OH MY GOD, PUT ME DOWN!, Brandon: You..are so...lightweight..how much do you weight? Like 110 pounds?, Me: 100, Brandon: Isnt that unhealthy?, Me: No not really, extremely fast metabilism, Brandon: ohhhhh, Me: When im old it will slow down alot and i'll be fat haha, havent you noticed all he women in my family? In those photos the time you were over at my house?, Brandon: Ohhhh, haha I dont care, I'll still love you anyway, Me: You'll still love me when were grown?, Brandon: Anything is possible, Me: Ohhh.., Brandon: What?, Me: Nothing *Smile*, now put me down, Brandon: Make me, Me: ...I'll kick your nads, Brandon: Krista, since the day I met you, I wear a cup 24/7, Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!, Brandon: What? Your crazy, Me: Put me down!, Brandon: Your like a little baby!, Me: *Glare*, Brandon: *Glares back*, Me: Fine fine, Brandon *Puts down* eww..now I smell like you!, Me: Oh isnt it a wonderful scent?, Brandon: Arent girls supposed to smell like flowers...or..fruit or something..? You smell like leaves, Me: Well...I was wrestling on the grass with ej, Brandon: Still, you always smell like that, Me: I never noticed, Brandon: And what do I smell like?, me: Shit, Brandon: Fuck you, Me: Fuck you too!, Brandon: NUH UH! I SAID FUCK YOU FIRST!, Me: SO!, Brandon: THAT MEANS I WIN!, Me: So...., Brandon: Its getting dark, we should get home, Me: awww, Brandon: You'll miss me?, Me: Nope, Brandon: Fuck you, Me: I love you too!, Brandon: YOU LOVE ME!!?, Me: Nope!, Brandon: You confuse me, Me: Heehee! good-night!! *kisses*, Brandon: Night, *Tackles*, Me: Ahhh! you know theres ants and shit down here!!!, Brandon: So what? They wont bite me, im on top, Me: Ahhhh!!!!!!, Brandon: *Kisses*, Me: It looks like were fucking brandon, Brandon: Ewwww! noooo! YOU HAVE A CAVE!!!! SHIT!!!, Me: LOL FUCK YOU, Brandon: Bye, Me: Good-night Mr. boyfriend, Brandon: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!, Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yes that was long as fuck.

Convo Blog <3

LOL! MY RIGHT EYE IS SWOLLEN! How?
I saw one of my friends outside. I tried to scare him so I got my halloween mask right?
I popped up behind him and was like "BOO!" He screamed. AND THEN PUNCHED ME BY ACCIDENT! You think from ALL The videos i've seen of black people reacting to being startled? I WOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO SNEAK UP ON A BLACK TEENAGER WHILE WEARING A DEMON MASK!!!!!!! BUT LOL! He was all "OH MY GOD!!!!! KRIS!?!?! IM SORRY!!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He tottaly expected me to be pissed. I was laughing actually LOL I was all "Whoa...nice arm there". I swear to god. His mouth dropped to the ground. ROFL!!!!!! IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!...My eye hurt like a bitch though...
OMG! AND WHEN HE WALKED ME TO MY APARTMENT (I TOLD him I was fine...But nooo! he insisted my mom looked at my eye! *mumble*) Someone locked the door, so my guyfriend started knocking on it. My dad opened the door (Shirtles...and in his underwear....) he was all "o.o..*Sees daughter with swollen eye and a guy holding her*.....Uhhh...What happend?' LOL my guyfriend was all "I...Sorta..punched krista" OMG MY DAD WAS LIKE "YOU DID WHAT!??????????????????????????????!!" I had to explain everything so my dad would stop giving brandon the death glare...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urg...Then later today, Brandon just HAD to find me...
And continue his "Flirting"...
He was all "See krista, I can tottaly take care of you..." (Me: *Listening to music*...mhmmm.....Brandon:....Isnt that song...Called "Thats our hero shot" By Daphe love derby?, Me: Why yes it is, How you know?, Brandon: I used to like that song, Me: mhmm..., Brandon: Can you even hear me well?, Me: mhmmm, Brandon: *Waves hands in front of face* Kris?, Me: *Puts head in lap*, Brandon: Kris...?, Me: Lalalaalaa!, Brandon: *Talks in my ear* KRIS????!!!!, Me: ....Dooodooodooodoo...., Brandon: *Goes towards my neck*, Me: PEVERT!, Brandon: AH-HA!!, Me: Shut up., Brandon: Whatever, Hey you wanna hang out at my house? Its getting dark and our parents are at ms. Robinsons house, Me: Uhh, Brandon: I MEAN!...NOT LIKE...THAT...NOT..ANYTHING..PERVERTED...Just..Hanging out, I mean really, me: Uhh I knew that, Brandon: Oh...Okay........Do you wanna?, Me: We'll do what?, Brandon: Hmm...Play xbox?, Me: DEAL!!!! *We walk over to his house*, me:...How the hell do you play this thing?, Brandon: You never played an xbox?, me: I've only played a gamecube,sega and a nintendo DS, Brandon: Your not into gaming?, Me: Online gaming, Brandon: Ohhh..Makes sense...Well i'll show you *Gets close behind me* Am I to close?, me: Kinda, Brandon: To bad...ANYWAY *Gives instuctions*, Me: Ohhh....., Brandon: Damn, you suck at this, Me: Im new!!!, Brandon: I didnt even suck like you are, Me: So? Your naturally an awesome gamer!, Brandon: Yeah right, we all know thats a lie, Me: Haha, Brandon: I forgot..., me: What?, Brandon: What time are your parents gonna be home?, Me: Im not sure......its 8pm right now...probably...like 9pm?, Brandon: Ohhh...Only an hour left, Me: Yepp.., Brandon: Can I ask you something serious?, me: mhm, Brandon: You dont like me do you?, Me: ......uhhh, Brandon: Because, you always seem to try to avoid me, And your always after other guys, Im suprised you even came here, Me: Says the dude sending mixed signals, Brandon: I was not, Me: When I first met you, you so were, ..even though it was more like a flirting then a 3 day ignore...flirting...ignore...flirting...ignore...You even flirted and talked about how good looking other girls were in front of me!, Brandon: I was playing hard to get.....I didnt want to seem like one of those "New to the neighborhood" guys thinking they can get any girl they see, Me: I didnt think that about you, Brandon: But I didnt know that, Me: ..Sorry, Brandon: Nothing to be sorry about?, Me:...Ehhhh.., Brandon: I upset you?, Me: No.., Brandon: Okay...So..uhm...., Me: Yeah?, Brandon: You didnt answer my question, Do you still like me or not kris?, Me: ...Yeah..sorta..whatever no big fucking deal, Brandon: Wow......its hot when you start swearing, Me: I swear all the time, you do it too, Brandon: Still, Me: ..Whatever, Brandon: You have a boyfriend right now dont you?, Me: uhm no, Brandon: Oh, Me: I dont wanna date you brandon, Brandon: Oh...Im sorry, I see why, Me: What do you mean...?, Brandon: I mean.....im weird....I dress different...I talk different..I act different......Im stubborn, Im not that good looking, Im humorless...I see why you wouldnt be interested in me, Me: What! Noooo..I like how different you are than everyone else...havent you noticed im almost an outcast from everyone? Your not stubborn, Your really handsome and your the funniest person I know!, Brandon: ...So..you do like me huh?, Me:..YOU TRICKED ME!, Brandon: Exactly!, me: ...I hate you, Brandon: Awwww, I love you too! *Hug*, Me: ...SHIT, brandon: ...GOD! IS THAT MY PARENTS!? THERE GONNA KILL ME IF THEY FIND YOU HERE!, Me: ....SHIT!!!!, Brandon: GO OUT THE BACK DOOR! HURRY DAMNIT!, Me: IM RUSHING GODDAMNIT!, brandon: Oh..And krista, Me: Hm?, Brandon: I love you, me: ...*Smile*..Whatever, Brandon: WAIT THERES A DITC-......nevermind...Me: OWWW!!!! MY FUCKING LEG!, Brandon: Maybe you should have watched where you were going!, me: *hears faint sound*, Person: Brandon who are you talking too?, Brandon:..Just a friend...)

Sterotypes.

Im gonna fucking kill one of my "Friends", Shes ALWAYS going on and on about "Annoying preps"
._.
She calls herself "Emo" but we all know shes just a complete poser.
I mean dear god, She only talks about Anime, Preps and Sex. But shes ALWAYS talking about anime
"ohhh!!! Mystery! check out this anime!!!!!! Look! At this anime! I really like this anime because *Blah blah* IM SO ADDICTED TO THIS ANIME!" And she says shes a "Yaoi fangirl" (More bullshit)
She says she ONLY watches anime's about Yaoi.
._. (Yaoi = Sexual male relationships). Im sorry. I do not find guys having sex in anime's as hot.
AND LAST YEAR! She gave me this "Talk" about "popularity" (Her: Arent you gonna stop playing toontown?, Me: I quit 6 months ago, it got boring o.o;;;;;, Her: That would tottaly ruin your reputation in high school, Me: Fuck my reputation, im doing what I want and the people who dont like it can kill themselves...Also who would know that I played toontown??? Her: Your gonna be popular in school anyway, Me: o.o Why?, Her: Because your a prep, Me: Im not a prep o.- And I prefer being the outcast tyvm :3, Her: Then dont be a damn prep!, Me: ....Im not a prep - -")
I mean really, dear god, She treats "Preps" as a race of people! Does anyone even take that word seriously anymore!?

Whoa......Im a tomboy?.....

Blah blah, I was playing basketball with some of my guyfriends right?
My mom came to where I was to tell me its time I came inside (I have a cell phone...she could have called me....) Brandon was all "OH YEAH! KRISTA!!! I didnt get you a birthday present, what do you want?" Im like "New skateboard thank you" Hes all "wow krista....a skateboard? Pshhhh tomboy!!!!" When we get home my mom is all "You told him you were a tomboy?" ._.
...He was fucking joking.....
For some reason what brandon said COMPLETELY pissed her off
My mom believes im still some wimpy prissy little girl like I used to be.
Like a few days ago, my mom dropped ej off at his friends house, I tagged along because some of my friends live in the same neighborhood.
I saw the group of girls I used to do ANYTHING to impress, I completely wanted their approval, I wanted to be their friend no matter how mean they were. yet they always made me feel like I was nothing and attempted to make everyone stop talking to me.
the same group of girls tried to do the SAME THING like they did 2 years ago.

I dont give a shit anymore! who cares if those bratty whores dont like me!? I have better things to worry about, they all hated me because I was younger and in a higher grade, And I always used to play with the boys, getting into trouble, destroying shit with my brother and his friends.
The only things those girls did was sit around and try to look cute all the time, IT WAS BORING I didnt wanna sit around and go "oh my god! boys! hair! shoes! clothes! more boys!"

Blah blah "Sarah" (The leader of their little club) thought having the group talk next to me would bother me, I giggled on the inside.
Sarah was talking to hellen and was like "Ewww, shes here/Wow her clothes are so weird/Shes alone! NO ONE likes her!/Shes so ugly" Finally I got up and said "Oh sarah! If you want to say something to me, dont be a pussy, fucking say it to my face? or are you scared?" (Sarah: You BETTER sit back down before we have some drama, Me: Bring it then whore) She was shocked, and went away ._.

SO WHAT? I like hanging with the guys! Is that so wrong!?
Im not a wimp anymore!!!

...happy birthday...yayyy....

._. yes yestersay was my birthday. did anyone give a shit? NOPE!!! well only a few did.
i attempted to have a small party, TO BAD NO ONE FUCKING SHOWED UP.
my parents treated it like a normal day, and us "going to church" was my parents defintion of doing something special, WE ALWAYS FUCKING GO TO CHURCH! and then my mom was complaining like a little bitch THE AWHOLE TIME! She got pissed at us because her video camera wasnt working and she couldnt take photos of the church, (*Sign before entering church*: No video cameras, Large bags, or recording devices allowed*) and THEN in the parking lot on the way home, SHE FUCKING CRIED BECAUSE SHE COULDNT TAKE HER GODDAMN PICTURES FOR "FACEBOOK" (Mom: Its MY birthday I wanted to take some photos for facebook BUT YOU GUYS ARENT PARTICIPATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Its like was like she was trying to make me feel bad because the past years MY birthday was always bigger than hers!
What!? I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I FUCKING MAKE A GIFT! DO I TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT HER ON PURPOSE!?!?!?! NO!!!! I DONT!!!!!!!!
My mom didnt wanna pay 17 dollars for a actual birthday cake, So she picked up a tiny 6$ "Bun" Cake at kroger, it didnt even have frosting o.o.......
And then to top it all off! my parents argued the whole evening, went into their room to fucking have sex.
And then scar me for life when she told me "I dont know whats with black men and big butts, sometimes it feels like yo dad is lovin mah butt mo than me" ._. DID SHE REALLY THINK I WANTED TO KNOW THAT!!? Well, at least Chantella called to say happy birthday, That made me happier.
I didnt even get a simple present, from anyone........ The only hug I got yesterday was in church, My own mom didnt tell me happy birthday, and now she fucking woke me up at 8am to do schoolwork
NOT EVEN PUBLIC SCHOOLS FUCKING START AT 8AM!!!! NO GEORGIA MIDDLE SCHOOL STARTS SCHOOL WORK AT 8AM!!!!!!! SOME KIDS ARE JUST GETTING DROPPED OFF AT SCHOOL AT 8AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Bear/Panda-ness

(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: You DRANK....my apple juice...didnt you...?
(> _ >) (o . o)  Panda: N-no....
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(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: Panda.....I Wub chu <3
(T . T)  (> _ >)  Panda: Go Die.
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(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: Hey babeh....You come here often?
(o 3 o)  (- . -)  Panda:  You asked me this yesterday.
{ } { } { } { } Bear:  Oh suga you returned to me?

Always and forever? Yeah right - w -

................
Well..before I go to the bad news. I decided to write a siggy for the end of all blog posts.
tiny ways of "Brightening your day"
Okay bad news time, My boyfriend..Hasnt fucking talked to me in 4 days.
Whitney was right, I should have just left him alone.
*HEADDESK* WHATS WITH ALL THE JERKS!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *BANGS HEAD AGAINST DESK RAPIDLY* He doesnt give a shit about me, So why do I keep thinking about him!?
*Sigh* Theres better guys out there..I guess..
*Listens to her songs about depression and heartbreak while tearing up*
._. GUYS SUCK! (Rambling)
I MEAN!? REALLY!? DO THEY EVEN KNOW HOW US GIRLS MISS THEM!? OR MAYBE THEY JUST DONT GIVE A DAMN! ._______.
Jesus christ.............
BLAH BLAH I HURT HIM! FUCK THAT! HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES HES MADE ME SAD! OR DRIVEN ME INTO A FUCKING STATE OF DEEP DEPRESSION!!!!! *BASHES KEYBOARD AGAINST WALL!!!!*
Okay...Maybe im not that pissed off but...STILL! IM MAD!!!
First im mad, then sad...then wanting to give him a piece of my mind, then think of ways I want to make our relationship better.
._. Well I cant, He doesnt WANT it to get better.............
URG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING WANT A TACO!!!!!!! (Taco = Mystery woman's comfort food)
*Stomps off to kitchen*


(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: Bai nao thanks for reading! <3
(- w -) (- x -)  Panda: What the hell is "bai"?
{ } { } { } { } Bear: STFU MR. PANDA! >.>
-Fighting bears to brighten your day provided by Mystery Woman- 

The return of Benard.R

SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!!!!
Okay so I was in my math tutoring class, and guess SO I see!!!!! (Oh who Mystery Woman?) BENARD! THAT FREAK FROM CRCT LAST YEAR! Okay..
He was my friends boyfriend. Then he got in trouble with a teacher (Hes....well...a troublemaker actually) and she made him sit at my table. HE STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME!!!! AND HIS GIRLFRIEND (MY BEST FRIEND) WAS SITTING RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! I mean....he was so annoying. He kept pestering me with the same questions, On wesnday he was all "Hey...*Taps shoulder* Krista? Can I ask you something?", Im like "Hmm?...What is it?" Hes all "You ever kiss a boy before?/You got a boyfriend?/How old are you?/What type of boy do you like?/Your pretty.."
Im like "Uhm yeah I have, No I currently dont have a boyfriend, *MYSTERY WOMAN KEEPS HER AGE CENSORED <3*, Uhhh..I guess...I dont know.., And uhm thank you" My friend india (His girlfriend) over-hears us and keeps trying to make him pay attention to her (Oh thank you!)
AND ON THE LAST DAY OF TESTING he was going on about "Im gonna do something crazy!!!" and RIGHT before everyone was gonna go home HE KISSED ME! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!, These 3 girls watching were like "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID HE KISS YOU?!"
My mom got pissed and spazed in the car about how im always so "Fast" Thats what old people call being flirty, my mom believes im completely boy crazy because I was back when I was 5, ._. Im like.........what? *AGE CENSORED* now!!!!!!!!!
wait...what was I typing?...

The game

Ahhh, okay
for the last few days this "Game" has been going on in my neighborhood (Thank GOD im leaving in a month!) Okay, Like...90% of the guys have been flirting with like..one girl only paying attention to her. But, 2 guys would flirt with a girl. blah blah and try to convince her that he likes her.
Uhhh....Only 1 guy was "after" me, (Well..brandon has been after me for awhile now anyway so..xD) Blah blah tasha wouldnt shut up about how "Brandon has a rival" Its pretty stupid.
ANYWAY this guy flirting with me was this (Kinda cute....) 14 year old named James. (Heehee...james..x.D) Blah blah, Hes like...super tall...(And really cute @_@) Hes pretty nice, Hes not my type though. Okay so I was at the mailbox. checking the mail (I live in a apartment, All the mailboxes are in one place) James was there. hanging out with some people (I think hes one of brandon's friends...) Blah blah james jumped behind me, covered my eyes and said "Guess who!" Im like "You have 3 seconds to move before I scream" James is all "...Fine then, Scream" I start screaming. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! HE FREAKED OUT!!!!!! hes all "OKAY OKAY I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!!!" Brandon walked up and was like "Why the fuck are you screaming?" (Ahhh....good ol' bree-kun) James was all "Ahh...shes okay....Shes just being Kris" (brandon: *Glare* And how do you know her!?, James: I met her the other day, me: uhhh...,James: when did YOU meet her? and why are you dressed like that?, Brandon: I always dress like this....., James: You look like a skater punk wannabe, Me: James......, James: what?, Brandon: I BET A SKATERPUNK WANNABE CANT KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!, Me:...Brandon..*Glare*, James: Ah no need for violence! *Walks off*, Me: where are you going?, James: For a walk, I'll call you later Kris.., Brandon: OH SO YOU GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER AND NOT ME!, Me: Bree...if you wanted to call me you could ask tasha for my number, Brandon:..you still should have given to me yourself, Me:...*Pulls out gel pen and tiny notebook from backpack*, *Writes number on paper* Here, Brandon: *Looks at number*.........THIS ISNT EVEN A GEORGIA AREA CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!, Me:....Ya I know right!, Brandon: Why are you so difficult with me?, Me: Heehee! Because its fun bree!!!!, Brandon: AND FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!! MY-NAME-IS-BRANDON!!!!!!! NOT BREE!!! GOT IT!??!?!, Me: Oh bree! dont yell! it scares me!, Brandon: *Glare* I so hate you....., Me: I love you too bree, Brandon: Y-you love me!?, Me: ..............................)


Shit i hate writing convo posts........
YOU! YES YOU! YOU MADE ME!!!!
Now I forgot what I was typing about.......

........Brandon...........

Brandon...Asked me out again. Lol its kinda funny on how he wont give up owo
(like...me... - w -) Anyway, Tasha still wants me to date him.....
So shes all "COME ON!!!!! BRANDON IS AN AWESOME GUY!!! DATE HIM!!!!" Brandon was pretty much smirking and staying quiet. Blah blah alice (and her new boyfriend...Who hates EVERYONE) even said "Wow. Your tottaly right for him!' Her BOYFRIEND who hate EVERYONE WITH A PASSION! Even was like "Yeah, He'd be lucky to have you" Then he winked at me.
That confused me and scared me at the same time actually... My brother was just all "Date dat foo" Like always - w -

OKAY I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH BRANDON REMEMBER!!? WHAT HAPPEND!?
Shit that is too personal for blogger ladies and gentlemen ._.
(No we did not fuck >.>)

FML....

._.
So me and my bro like this website called "fmylife.com" we go on it all the time.
We find this FML

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML#5460176 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (1525) - you totally deserved it (6600)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck

Ej leans over to me and says "...Dewd didnt charlie do that before?" (Charlie = My ex boyfriend of 6 months ._.)

Porn makes no SENSE!

Okay, So Im flipping through channels on TV, I see a porn channel, with a show currently on called "Ghetto girls: Black beauties" Im already like "...oh dear god.." AND THE DESCRIPTION WAS "The most beautiful, All female cast assembled to take the screen to visually delight and prove why black is beautiful, Beautiful beauties always get what they deserve"
WHAT THE FUCK NOW!? Yeahhh! The only POSSIBLE way to prove black is beautiful is by A BUNCH OF PRETTY AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER!
You cant, Start a campain! Create an origization! Or just talk to people
NOOO! YOU HAVE TO SHOW HOW BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN CAN BE BY GETTING THEM TO ACT LIKE KINKY CHEAP SLUTS ON CAMERA!
AND WTF!? THIS MUST BE GEARED TOWARDS RACIST HORNY MEN!
._.
I could possibly never do a porno, Yeah having sex with a person who probably fucked 200 other people. Also. I actually dont like porn.
why? Well. First of all.
1. The women in porn either have small breasts or fake breasts.
2. 80% of the time theres only 2 sex positions used
3. Women: OHHHH YEAHHH!!! AWWWWW! AWWWW!, Man: *GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT*. THAT GETS ANNOYING!
4. THAT DAMN JAZZ MUSIC ALWAYS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND! I mean no one wants to have sex to Heavy metal!?!?!??
5. It has no clear storyline, its always "People talking, Go into room. Start fucking. Skip to someone else. They talk, They start fucking, Girls go to find a horny guy. They seduce him. They either start having a threesome or the 2 girls fuck each other for his amusement. 5 minute convo. Start fucking again.

.___. Yeeeeeeeahhh......*Walks away*

Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.

WTF MANNNNNNN! I swear...Without yahoo news I wouldnt know shit, Since im like...too lazy to pick up a freaking newspaper :3

BUT ANYWAY. in LA. (Im guessing..In california...Idk...) a interracial couple was denied a marriage license because this "Louisiana justice of peace" is concerned for their children.
What!? What gives anyone the right to tell a person "NO you cant get married because im concerned for your mixed race babies" This (IDIOT) "Justice of peace" ALSO said "Mixed race couples dont last long"
.___.
*Retarded krista raging time*
WHATTT! THATS LIKE ME SAYING TO A BLACK COUPLE "NO! YOU CANNOT GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BECAUSE YOUR WIFE LOOKS SO BLACK SHE COULD SPIT COFFEE! AND AMERICA HAS ENOUGH BABIES DARKER THAN BLACK PAINT!" OR SAYING TO A ASIAN COUPLE "NO! YOU CANNOT GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK! AND AMERICA DOES NOT NEED MORE CHINESE ACCENTED BABIES!" OR TELLING A WHITE COUPLE "NO! YOU CANNOT GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BECAUSE YOUR WHITER THAN ROBERT PATTISON IN TWLIGHT. AND AMERICA DOES NOT NEED ANY PALE BABIES!" OR- (I could possibly go on forever with this)


.....................but moms screaming for me to do schoolwork (*Shoots daggers with eyes*)
._.

.........

...........
Stupid...
Guys....
- w - I mean really!? Do some guys EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW THEIR GIRLFRIENDS FEEL!?!?!?!?!!? HUH!? I FUCKING DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO PROVE TO THAT....URG (DOUCHEBAG) GUY THAT I LOVE HIM! IM SO SICK OF THIS!!!!!! IM COMPLETELY WASTING MY TIME WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHITNEY'S RIGHT!!! I ALWAYS FUCKING DO FIND THE WRONG GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucked up...........

The most...fucked..up...thing happend.........
I was on yahoo right? This random pervert messaged me.

Pervert: Heyyy baby, You wanna have some fun? F/21/NM
Me: As much as I enjoy doing kinky shit with slutty whores on the internet that have no clue their cybering a under-aged chick. Im gonna have to pass this time.
Pervert: Come on, I wont tell ;)
Me: - w -
Pervert: Oh its so cold in here......
Me: BITCH I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR A COMMENT ON YOUR BOOBS.
Pervert: You'd rather see than hear?
Me: No I do not wanna see your training bra.
Pervert: Turn on webcam baby ;)
Me: - w - Are you damaged?
Pervert: ooooo.....Its colder!
Me: CAN - YOU - READ - THIS?
Pervert: Yeah.
Me: ARE - YOU - MENTALLY - RETARDED?
Pervert: *Signs out*

Atlantic Station :)

So..me..mom..bro and dad went down to Atlantic station yesterday.
That place is BEAUTIFUL! I so wanna live there T.T
BUT THOSE TOWNHOMES ARE SO FREAKING EXPENSIVE!
One housing area. 600k to move in, The problem is ITS NOT EVEN THAT BIG!
Anyway, On the way home we saw the...well..more rundown part of atlanta, and saw this billboard advertising, "THUG AWARDS! THE MOST URBAN-" I forgot what it said after urban. I was like "OKAY WHAT THE HECK!? Dad! look at that sign!" Dad got pissed LOL, Hes all ".........The ignorance of our race....Keep wanting to promote that hood bull. The reason why african americans can never get ahead in the world"
He has a point ._.

Confessions of a self appointed weirdo

Im serious, Why do people think Im gonna cry at EVERYTHING?
Like this one time I was in a arguement with some chick. She went on my MYSPACE page, went to my photos, Printed out a blury photo of me and thought I would be embarrased if she showed it to the neighbors. ._. if I was actually EMBARRASED BY A PHOTO. WOULD IT STILL BE IN MY MYSPACE PHOTOS!? .____. And seriously. I hate it when your FORCED to argue with 10 people at one time, and everyone thinks their so right because I dont have 10 mouths to answer everyone. AND THEN, THIS BITCH WHO EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE
Comes along and tells everyone to cool-it so they do, Then this bitch decides she doesnt like she anymore and its all "Urg I so hate her" AND EVERYONE IS ON MY BACK AGAIN!

Also, Why do people think im insecure? Im not actually.
If I was insecure I would not share personal details some might find weird.

Oh yeah! You know that little kid's show called "The wiggles" DUDE I still WATCH that show, Im ENTERTAINED by it! I'll freaking tell you!

Half open/closed doors scare the CRAP out of me, Why? Im afraid something is gonna appear from it, Im currently watching my bedroom door, since its half open. and Im ready with my knife under my chair incase something appears >.>

I have panic attacks. ALOT.

Im still afraid of the dark and call for my "mommy" loudily if I get scared.

Yeah yeah I may seem sorta tough, Dude im a freaking punk when im scared >.>

Lets see...what else is left..

Oh yeah! Im easily amused, Im serious I'll be entertained for about 20 minutes if you hand me an object, Like a butterknife, a leaf, EVEN A COOKIE! (Well....2 minutes with the cookie..because i'll probably eat it..and then blame it on the person next to me)

That ends my rant of my confessions....What im annoyed by rant next

im 12! Im still a kid! And I get FREAKING pissed off when someone a few months older than me thinks im some 5 year old because im not super serious and dress older.
ALSO this one time it REALLY pissed me off. this chick who was like 13 told me "Your acting like a child. 12 year olds do not act like that 4 year olds do. you should really think about acting your age before everyone hates you"
._______. HELLO! I AM A CHILD! IM NOT ACTING LIKE SOME 8 YEAR OLD! IM BEING 12! RUNNING AROUND, BEING RANDOM, LAUGHING, TELLING RANDOM JOKES...YEAH..APART OF BEING A CHILD! and seriously, you cannot tell a 12 year old to act their age and expect something mature.
I LOVE it when people tell me "You better change before people hate you"
SO WHAT IF PEOPLE HATE ME!? LOL! I FIND IT FUNNY WHEN EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME! So what! Im a complete loner sometimes! Im supposed to change who I am just so I could "Fit in" I COULDNT FIT IN IF YOU SHOVED ME IN A BOTTLE!
SO REALLY! Fine fine I wont have any friends.

AS LONG AS I HAVE A COOKIE AND THIS LEAF *Holds up sparkling leaf*
I AM OKAY! (*Nibbles on cookie*)
Okay..JUST THE LEAF THEN!


Also i'll say things like "...Okay okay...you done yet?" And people get PISSED at me because I dont wanna hear them TELL ME what THEY THINK is my problem.
Also, "Please remove the thong from your ass, Thank you" IS MY FAVE LINE!

So...babeh.....Yew come hur often?

LOL me and brittani were having the most retarded conversation about "Down-south boys"
Okay, So like...were both from california (But she lived in the northern area..I lived in the southern)
And we actually have alot of things in common. THEN she brought up this time she was at the mall with her older sister, She said 'this fool at the nerve to walk up to be and say ""AYE GURL WHA YO NAY EHH!?" I swear. I died, She was like "Exuse me? When my game is?" and hes like "NO WHA YO NAY EHH!" Shes all ".....What?" Hes all "IM TRYNA ASK YUH YO NAY!!" Shes like "....My name?" hes like "Yah dat" shes like "WELL WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT THEN!?"
OMG LOL!!!!!!!!! It was so funny because im ALWAYS talking about how annoying it is for people to talk like that. I gotta say. the time I encountered a problem like that. I was at Stone mountain park. I asked this worker "Wheres the funnel cake cart!?" Hes all "WELL IF YUH MAK A LEH RIAH DOWN THUR YUH SEE TUH ICE CREAM CART AND DUH GIH SHA"
It took me 5 minutes to figure out that he ment "Well if you make a left right down there, you'll see a ice cream cart and a gift shop"
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Mystery woman's Brother.

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The first time my bro got me into shit...hmm...I was 2 years old and he was 3 months.
YES, IT STARTED WAY BACK THEN!


Lately, my brother has really become a pervert...(As he learned from his big sister, But put his own little retarded twist on being pervy...)
OKAY, First of all, if your having an arguement of me, I'll TRY to be intelligent at first, but if i see your being an unreasonable idiot. Im gonna do mind tricks just to show you your not making any sense. If your arguing with my brother....Your in a never ending battle of him going on and on about nothing. You could be having a heated arguement on pokemon. Ej would somehow change the subject to milk and crackers.
If your in a fight with me, pshh forget Scratching, Pulling hair and clothes, Im going to attempt to beat the shit out of you with my left arm and knee. If your in a fight with my brother. He shall somehow run circles around you saying "HEHEHEHEEEHEEEHEE!!!!"
If your asking me for advice. I'll tell you what I think, If your asking my brother for advice. He'll just say something funny about the subject (Or retarded) to try to make you forget about whats actually happening.
If your shopping with me, I'll go "OMG LOOK! A SHOE! OMG!!! POPCORN! I SO WANT POPCORN! ARE THOSE POPTARTS!?!??!? I WAAAAANTTTT POPTARTS! OMG IS THAT A CRACK IN THE FLOOR!?!? HIIII CRACK ON THE FLOOR!" If your shopping with my brother...Well..its pretty much the same.
If you want me to defend you in some time of fight/arguement, I'll tottaly do that, I'll sing made-up songs about friendship, I'll throw my crazy threats, Heck i'll even start punching. If you want my brother to defend you...Uhhh.... its like "DUDE IF YOU DONT LEAVE ME ALONE I WILL MAKE YOU LICK A COW'S BALLS/ I WILL PULL DOWN MY PANTS AND JIZZ ON YOUR FACE!/ I WILL SLAP THE NECKPISS OFF OF YA!/ I WILL SHOVE A GUTIAR IN MY ASS AND PLAY IT BADLY WITH MY BODY CORDS!"
My brother..isnt really a fighter, He doesnt play fair either.

He annoys the SHIT out of me when were playing online games together.
(Ej: Dawg ._. Me: What? ._. Ej: Im bored ._. Me: Lets stalk people ._. Ej: Get in your panda suit ._. Me: No ._. Ej: ._. Me: ._. Ej: Im gonna gew dew a church job man dew it wif meh Me: ._. No Ej: ._. Why Me: ._. I hate you Ej: ._. Me: ._. Ej: ._. Me: ._. *Me and ej start spamming "._." for 5 minutes)

Also when were on forum websites
(Ej: *Makes 10 threads talking about him eating a leaf*, *Everyone else on forums rages*, Me: *Starts spamming telling people to knock it off in a really stupid way*, *Over strict moderator comes and bans us*, *Everyone cheers because they think their intelligent*, *Me and ej make other accounts named "Penis Demilo" and "Penis Declio" and starts spamming nude photos, *Moderator IP bans us*)

Yeah....me and ej go crazy on forum websites owo We use the same igns for everything, Me: Username is "Hewwo" and always uses a blue-ish sparkling animated cupcake avatar taken from ego-box.com , Ej's user name is "Leafy" with a character nibbling on a leaf.