Love~<3 Isnt It CRAZY?

So I was hanging wif Morgan and Tiera and eiljah just had to stalk us acting like a drunk. And So I got a text on my phone from Some person i didnt know, I was like "...Im getting a text from someone I dont know.." Tiera told me to ignore it. And So I just resumed talking, Then I got a text from the same person AGAIN saying "Do you wanna go out?" Im like "..What?" And So I found out, KEVIN Was texting me from about 6 feet away. So We walked up to me and said "Hi" (me: Hi) and so like kevin was just standing around and after 5 minutes kevin was all "...So..Kris..Whats your answer?" Tiera was like "....Wtf is he talking about?" kevin Just says "..Do you wanna go out with me Kris?" Eiljah was glaring at him...I mean like THE STARE OF DEATH!!!! It even Freaked ME out the look that eiljah gave kevin LOL I mean it was like ...Damn I cant even discribe it LOL. but he kept quiet while i answered. I told him I didnt even Know him. And Kevin's all "...What if you got to know me?" The look was eiljah's face was..........I cant even discribe it. I Could tell he was REALLY REALLY REALLY EXTREMELY ANGRY!. And Im Like "...no.." Kevin says "But...Im lonely.." With this really sweet look and eyes (me: uhm..no) Kevin gets mad at me and Is like "...hmp..Fine.." Tiera was Like "YEAH!!!!!!!!!! MOTHAFUCKAH!" LOOOOL!! So I asked eiljah if he was okay, He told me yeah (pfft...Yeah right, Dude I swear....No One IN the UNIVERSE Could give a glare like that!!!!) *Cringes*. Anyway Reggie got mad Last night. Why? He got Hurt and ej was all "...WHERES MY CAR KEYS?" Before getting help (No serious injuires tho) I would have left. But I Needed to stay with reggie. Like after reggie was Okay. I asked him "...Are you okay?" He Just walked away without saying ANYTHING TO ME! (...Negro I could Have left your behind out there..you BETTER Say something. Wait? did i just say negro? LOL IM TURNING INTO MY DAD!). ah yeah, Me and reggie were also trying to find ej a girlfriend. (Reggie: Yeah..ej you need to find something like me and kris have...or HAD!, Me: *Looks down on ground*.....) And then ej starts rambling talking about "I dont want a girlfriennd, I mean like..I dont wanna do that kissing and making out stuff. And shes gonna be mad because whenever i leave im gonna be all PEACE OUT HOMIE also I dont want to get married and have kids and stuff, I dont want a girlfriend Because shes gonna want me to call her pretty and stuff and what if shes ugly? I cant call an ugly girl pretty" (Me: ... Reggie: ... , Ej: *Huge eyes*)
I dont think ej's gonna get a gf for awhile......LOL