MIKEY!<333 And werid detective show!

I TALKED TO MIKE TODAY!!!!!! :D, I havent talked to him in months!!!. me and him are dating again
WAIT!
I was so happy during the moment, finally being able to be with mike again
then BAM! REALITY HIT ME, IM DATING CHARILE!. im gonna have to leave mike...
I love charile...he doesnt deserve to be cheated on, (Or maybe i dont deserve him o_o) *sighs*
*Screams to the sky* I DONT WANNA BE A CHEAT!, (sky: TOO LATE MOTHAFUCKAH! HAHA!!!, Me: *Throws rock*, Sky: OW!, Me: Heehee) *Sighs* WHAT SHOULD I DO?, gonna have to talk to the dectective on this one.
~WERID DETECTIVE SHOW~
Kasumi: DETECTIVE! *runs into door*, Detective: You have to OPEN the door kasumi, Kasumi *Opens door* DETECTIVE!, Detective: What is it kasumi?, Kasumi: Mike asked me out again!, Detective: The punk that ditched you? and FORGOT about you, Kasumi: Yep :D, Detective: ..I really dont understand you girls..., Kasumi: - -" I need advice!, Detective: Sure *Puts on hat*, Kasumi: What are u..doing?, Detective: Putting on my theripast hat, Me: - -", Detetcive: OKAY SIT DOWN! U ARE ABOUT TO GET HELPED BY THERIPAST THERIPAST CLIDE!, Kasumi: Your names clide?, Detective: No its- ANYWAY SIT SIT SIT! sooo..What is the problem kasumi?, Kasumi: uhm, Mike asked me out again, I love mike...but i love charile too, and im dating charile AND mike currently..What should i do?, Theripast: hmm, I say u keep it a secret from both of them and just date charile and mike, Kasumi: DETETCIVE!!!!, Theripast: THATS THERIPAST THERIPAST CLIDE TO YOU MISS KYRO!, Me: - -" Im serious, I dont want to cheat, Theripast: I gave u my advice kasumi, Well u could kick mike's ditching ass to the curb, and stay with the guy who would never forget, ditch, CHEAT!!!, loves and would do anything for you kasumi, Kasumi: Your right, Im sticking with charile, Thanks detective, Theripast: THATS THERIPAST THERIPAST CLIDE TO YOU!, Kasumi: *Takes off hat*, Dectective: Theripast theripast clide is so helpful and sexy isnt he kasumi?, Kasumi: - -" *walks away and bumps into door*, Detective: Open the door!!!!!!!, Kasumi: hmp! *Walks out*

WOO! THNX DETECTIVE!!!!! (Detective: THATS THERIPAST THERIPAST CLI-, Kasumi: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!)