So Come on baby it to me good now to it to me slowly! (Its a song u hoe)

The birthday party (india's) was SOOO FUNNN!!!, Benard didnt come (*Pumps fists in air*) I mean seriously, It would have been...way more dramatic with benard there (Probably flirting with every girl there...but not brittany...Because that chick will seriously kick your ass if u LOOK at her the wrong way!!!!) Yeah all girls partay, No Stupid, Horny, Flirty 13 year old boys there!!!!! Oh yeah, hold on....WTF THERES SOME KIDS OUTSIDE PLAYING IN THE TRASH BIN ( U know those big green garabe dumpsters)....oh SICK!, (Anyway back tew teh storehhhh) I seriously hoped benard wasnt coming, Because the whole time it would be India in some Private area, WITH BENARD And I Would be HOPING Shes not fucking him o_o, Me and her were talking about it, And shes like "YEah i called benard this morning, Me and him were talking about the whole...Sex thang, And he was like, I want to lose it to you, and im like, but im not ready but hes still like i wanna lose it to you" Oh me and some other girl were laughing, Shes like "OH YEAH! A LITTLE KID LOSING HIS VIRGINITY, ITS SO FUCKING SEXY THAT ITS BEYOND BELIEF!" I thought i was gonna FAINT!!!! And like, I was walking with indie-chan (aka india :D) to her house and i was like "...Your not really gonna do benard...Are you?" and shes like "....no...Im not ready", and i started mocking her saying "OH yeah! but u have no problem frenching the boy!!!! *Turns around and starts making out with self* awww yeah baaaaaby!!!! OH YEAH!!! mmmmm!!! YEEEEEAAAHH", India hit meh ;~; (LOL! I SO DESERVED IT THO!) yeah she also asked benard if he still liked me, he said.."uhm...not...anymoreeee". And like she called him and was like "Haaaaayyy pookie guess whos next to me? Kristaaaaaa!!" And hes all "*From the way his voice sounded u can tell his shocked*...UHM NO NO...DONT CALL ME THAT IN FRONT OF HER.....ME AND YOU ARE ONLY JUST FRIENDS"....ohh yeah, if i was indie...right at the SPOT i would tell him off! (....What do u mean were only just friends!? U 2 TIMING, HAPPY GO LUCKY! HORNY ASS CANT SING A TUNE TO SAVE HIS FUCKING LIFE UGLY VIRGIN!!!!!!! URG...CRAZY ASS NIGGA!), (NOTE: Yes, Im seriously against the "N-word" But I would have ment it in a "...That crazy motherfucker" Kinda way not "....STUPID IGNORANT NEGRO!!!!" Kinda way!!!!) .....ehh..enough abouy that douchebag, IM gonna go play audition
o_- (*Starts singing right now by atomic kitten, SO COME ON BABY DO IT TO ME RIGHT NOW DO IT TO ME SLOWLY...AWWW YEAH BE MY ONE AND ONLEEEEEHHHH* o_o...)