~Werid Detective Show~

(*superhero/ninja/detective in training/Krista/* * Kasumi rushes in detective's office*, Kasumi: DETECTIVE!, Detective: Yes Kasumi?, Kasumi: I THINK REGGIE HATES ME! I STILL LOVE HIM AND I DONT WANT HIM TO HATE MEEEE! *Cries*, Detective:...WHAT? oh so u have 2 MEN IN YOUR LIFE i HATE u KASUMI, Kasumi: Detective....Reggie is an ex, Detective: oh...well...erm what do u want me to do about it?, Kasumi: See if reggie really hates me, Detective: IM ON IT! *Runs out room*, Kasumi: o_o Sometimes i forget that kid is only 13)
*LATER ON THAT DAY!*
Detective: *Pops in front of reggie* HELLO SIR!!!!, Reggie: O.O AHHHH!!! *Punches*, Detective: OW...WTF!, Reggie: Sorry o.o, Detective: Hello sir I am mr detective detective clide and I need to ask u some questions, Reggie: o_o..Get outta here freak, Detective: hmm..nice...very nice, Uhm do u know a certain person named KASUMI?, Reggie: ....Who?, detective: Krista - -", Reggie: ....Yeeeeeeeeeah, Who wants to know?, Detective: ME! her BOYFRIEND, YEah TAKE THAT, Reggie: o_o.......shes with charile, Detective: uhm..im her.....im her..JUST ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION, Reggie: u didnt ask me anything, Detective: uhm..Well are u fond of this young lady?, Reggie: o_o...Maybe, Detective: uh huh, and do u know shes extremely sorry for something I do not know of and that Your insults hurt her DEARILY? BOY DID U KNOW THAT U HURT KASUMI? EH PUNK?, Reggie: ...What?, Detective: Did u know that kasumi CUT Her arm AND her leg over your insults, Reggie: ....What?, Detective: Your no help on the info, Reggie: first of all, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!, Detective: *Gives dog treat* thats all u need to know, Reggie: *Spits out dog treat* WDF IS WRONG WITH YOU?
*DETECTIVE POOFS BACK TO OFFICE*
Detective: BAM!, Kasumi: AHHHHH!!! *Punches*, Detective:OW, Kasumi: Sorry., Detective: - -", Kasumi: o_O SO DOES REGGIE HATE ME?, Detective: uhm...im not sure..probably Yeah i guess, Kasumi: *Cries*, Detective: aww its okay kasumi, Kasumi: T.T *Hug*, Detective: ...and if charile doesnt work you...CHU ALWAYZ GOT MEH!, Kasumi: o_o *Backs away* Good-Bye detective, Detective: *Slams door*..What is wrong with that girl?, Kasumi: *HITS FISTS ON DOOR* I HEARD YOU!!!!, Detective: O_O!

~DOES REGGIE HATE KASUMI/KRISTA?, WILL THE DETECTIVE EVER FIND LOVE? WHERE THE HELL WAS CHARILE IN THIS SHOW?~ FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
WERID DETECTIVE SHOW!
*Werid theme song*


(Btw...characters i feature like reggie/ej/charile are all fake emotions and actions and i just make up how i think they would react to certain stuff, its pretty spot on too xD)