Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Yep its late...early?

I was IMing with indie (yeah I was talking to her for the past 4 hours) And me and her were talking about "the future" Like Marriage and kids and stuff. India told me "My man gonna be RICH! Were gonna have 3 kids named Jabari DeMetri And Santrail" (Me: ....Black people now days got the stupidest names, India: LOL!..So Whats your man gonna be like?, Me: uhhh....a normal working person really nice sweet oh and really supportive!, India:... uhhh how the hell is he gonna provide for you?, me: ..Provide for me?...Indie I can provide for my own damn Self, India: LOL BUT YOU WONT BE WORKING. Me: What? Like the hell i wont be working!!!!!!! Im gonna go to law school Im not gonna give it up unless my husband doesnt want me to work..And i STILL MIGHT WORK THEN!, India: LOLOLOL KRISTA YOU STUPID, Me: pfft provide for me he's not my daddy. India: *Makes moaning sounds* awwwww yeeeeeeeah. Me: O_O. India: iiii papi yeeeeees. me: ...WTF ARE YOU DOIN?, India: ......Thinking about....Having sex..with a mexican, Me: O_O..LOLOLOL WTF). But What did she mean about my husband PROVIDING For me? (*Goes all Femenist*) What!? A Woman cant take care of herself? We have to depend on a MAN to Take care of us for the rest of our lives. WHAT IF MY HUSBAND PISSES ME OFF AND I HIT HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A FRYING PAN, Then im living alone! WHAT THEN? WHAT. Seriously (Yeah like i can be serious) ehhh.....I'll ask my dad about this *THROWS SHOE AT DAD* DADDY WAKE-UP, (Dad: *JUMPS OUT OF BED* WHA-WHAT WHATS WRONG?, Me: India was talking about how is my husband gonna provide for me! Why cant i provide for myself?, Dad: ...im sorry krista...What?, me: DADDY!, Dad: o_o.....uhhh...a man...is supposed...to provide...fer..his famileh..., Me: oh..WHAT I CANT DO THAT?, Dad: - -" did you hear what i just said?, me: Daaaaadddddeeeeehhh, Dad: *Throws pillow at my head*, Me: T.T owwwww that hurt!, Dad: ....Go to sleep krista. Me: Its summer vacation, Dad:.....GO...TO BED..LAURISHA!, Me: My Name is krista daddy, Dad: NOW!!!!!
LOLOLOL I JUST DID THAT IRL TOO!
(btw laurisha is my middle name so thats why he called me that my parents only call me laurisha when im in trouble...I get "KRISTA LAURISHA BROWN!!!" When im in like....Serious...Mega...Unbeliveable trouble. I mean like shooting the president trouble LOL)
..IM sleepy...Nighty-Night
(we all know im adding another post b4 10am) :3

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