Convo Blog <3

LOL! MY RIGHT EYE IS SWOLLEN! How?
I saw one of my friends outside. I tried to scare him so I got my halloween mask right?
I popped up behind him and was like "BOO!" He screamed. AND THEN PUNCHED ME BY ACCIDENT! You think from ALL The videos i've seen of black people reacting to being startled? I WOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO SNEAK UP ON A BLACK TEENAGER WHILE WEARING A DEMON MASK!!!!!!! BUT LOL! He was all "OH MY GOD!!!!! KRIS!?!?! IM SORRY!!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He tottaly expected me to be pissed. I was laughing actually LOL I was all "Whoa...nice arm there". I swear to god. His mouth dropped to the ground. ROFL!!!!!! IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!...My eye hurt like a bitch though...
OMG! AND WHEN HE WALKED ME TO MY APARTMENT (I TOLD him I was fine...But nooo! he insisted my mom looked at my eye! *mumble*) Someone locked the door, so my guyfriend started knocking on it. My dad opened the door (Shirtles...and in his underwear....) he was all "o.o..*Sees daughter with swollen eye and a guy holding her*.....Uhhh...What happend?' LOL my guyfriend was all "I...Sorta..punched krista" OMG MY DAD WAS LIKE "YOU DID WHAT!??????????????????????????????!!" I had to explain everything so my dad would stop giving brandon the death glare...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urg...Then later today, Brandon just HAD to find me...
And continue his "Flirting"...
He was all "See krista, I can tottaly take care of you..." (Me: *Listening to music*...mhmmm.....Brandon:....Isnt that song...Called "Thats our hero shot" By Daphe love derby?, Me: Why yes it is, How you know?, Brandon: I used to like that song, Me: mhmm..., Brandon: Can you even hear me well?, Me: mhmmm, Brandon: *Waves hands in front of face* Kris?, Me: *Puts head in lap*, Brandon: Kris...?, Me: Lalalaalaa!, Brandon: *Talks in my ear* KRIS????!!!!, Me: ....Dooodooodooodoo...., Brandon: *Goes towards my neck*, Me: PEVERT!, Brandon: AH-HA!!, Me: Shut up., Brandon: Whatever, Hey you wanna hang out at my house? Its getting dark and our parents are at ms. Robinsons house, Me: Uhh, Brandon: I MEAN!...NOT LIKE...THAT...NOT..ANYTHING..PERVERTED...Just..Hanging out, I mean really, me: Uhh I knew that, Brandon: Oh...Okay........Do you wanna?, Me: We'll do what?, Brandon: Hmm...Play xbox?, Me: DEAL!!!! *We walk over to his house*, me:...How the hell do you play this thing?, Brandon: You never played an xbox?, me: I've only played a gamecube,sega and a nintendo DS, Brandon: Your not into gaming?, Me: Online gaming, Brandon: Ohhh..Makes sense...Well i'll show you *Gets close behind me* Am I to close?, me: Kinda, Brandon: To bad...ANYWAY *Gives instuctions*, Me: Ohhh....., Brandon: Damn, you suck at this, Me: Im new!!!, Brandon: I didnt even suck like you are, Me: So? Your naturally an awesome gamer!, Brandon: Yeah right, we all know thats a lie, Me: Haha, Brandon: I forgot..., me: What?, Brandon: What time are your parents gonna be home?, Me: Im not sure......its 8pm right now...probably...like 9pm?, Brandon: Ohhh...Only an hour left, Me: Yepp.., Brandon: Can I ask you something serious?, me: mhm, Brandon: You dont like me do you?, Me: ......uhhh, Brandon: Because, you always seem to try to avoid me, And your always after other guys, Im suprised you even came here, Me: Says the dude sending mixed signals, Brandon: I was not, Me: When I first met you, you so were, ..even though it was more like a flirting then a 3 day ignore...flirting...ignore...flirting...ignore...You even flirted and talked about how good looking other girls were in front of me!, Brandon: I was playing hard to get.....I didnt want to seem like one of those "New to the neighborhood" guys thinking they can get any girl they see, Me: I didnt think that about you, Brandon: But I didnt know that, Me: ..Sorry, Brandon: Nothing to be sorry about?, Me:...Ehhhh.., Brandon: I upset you?, Me: No.., Brandon: Okay...So..uhm...., Me: Yeah?, Brandon: You didnt answer my question, Do you still like me or not kris?, Me: ...Yeah..sorta..whatever no big fucking deal, Brandon: Wow......its hot when you start swearing, Me: I swear all the time, you do it too, Brandon: Still, Me: ..Whatever, Brandon: You have a boyfriend right now dont you?, Me: uhm no, Brandon: Oh, Me: I dont wanna date you brandon, Brandon: Oh...Im sorry, I see why, Me: What do you mean...?, Brandon: I mean.....im weird....I dress different...I talk different..I act different......Im stubborn, Im not that good looking, Im humorless...I see why you wouldnt be interested in me, Me: What! Noooo..I like how different you are than everyone else...havent you noticed im almost an outcast from everyone? Your not stubborn, Your really handsome and your the funniest person I know!, Brandon: ...So..you do like me huh?, Me:..YOU TRICKED ME!, Brandon: Exactly!, me: ...I hate you, Brandon: Awwww, I love you too! *Hug*, Me: ...SHIT, brandon: ...GOD! IS THAT MY PARENTS!? THERE GONNA KILL ME IF THEY FIND YOU HERE!, Me: ....SHIT!!!!, Brandon: GO OUT THE BACK DOOR! HURRY DAMNIT!, Me: IM RUSHING GODDAMNIT!, brandon: Oh..And krista, Me: Hm?, Brandon: I love you, me: ...*Smile*..Whatever, Brandon: WAIT THERES A DITC-......nevermind...Me: OWWW!!!! MY FUCKING LEG!, Brandon: Maybe you should have watched where you were going!, me: *hears faint sound*, Person: Brandon who are you talking too?, Brandon:..Just a friend...)

Sterotypes.

Im gonna fucking kill one of my "Friends", Shes ALWAYS going on and on about "Annoying preps"
._.
She calls herself "Emo" but we all know shes just a complete poser.
I mean dear god, She only talks about Anime, Preps and Sex. But shes ALWAYS talking about anime
"ohhh!!! Mystery! check out this anime!!!!!! Look! At this anime! I really like this anime because *Blah blah* IM SO ADDICTED TO THIS ANIME!" And she says shes a "Yaoi fangirl" (More bullshit)
She says she ONLY watches anime's about Yaoi.
._. (Yaoi = Sexual male relationships). Im sorry. I do not find guys having sex in anime's as hot.
AND LAST YEAR! She gave me this "Talk" about "popularity" (Her: Arent you gonna stop playing toontown?, Me: I quit 6 months ago, it got boring o.o;;;;;, Her: That would tottaly ruin your reputation in high school, Me: Fuck my reputation, im doing what I want and the people who dont like it can kill themselves...Also who would know that I played toontown??? Her: Your gonna be popular in school anyway, Me: o.o Why?, Her: Because your a prep, Me: Im not a prep o.- And I prefer being the outcast tyvm :3, Her: Then dont be a damn prep!, Me: ....Im not a prep - -")
I mean really, dear god, She treats "Preps" as a race of people! Does anyone even take that word seriously anymore!?

Whoa......Im a tomboy?.....

Blah blah, I was playing basketball with some of my guyfriends right?
My mom came to where I was to tell me its time I came inside (I have a cell phone...she could have called me....) Brandon was all "OH YEAH! KRISTA!!! I didnt get you a birthday present, what do you want?" Im like "New skateboard thank you" Hes all "wow krista....a skateboard? Pshhhh tomboy!!!!" When we get home my mom is all "You told him you were a tomboy?" ._.
...He was fucking joking.....
For some reason what brandon said COMPLETELY pissed her off
My mom believes im still some wimpy prissy little girl like I used to be.
Like a few days ago, my mom dropped ej off at his friends house, I tagged along because some of my friends live in the same neighborhood.
I saw the group of girls I used to do ANYTHING to impress, I completely wanted their approval, I wanted to be their friend no matter how mean they were. yet they always made me feel like I was nothing and attempted to make everyone stop talking to me.
the same group of girls tried to do the SAME THING like they did 2 years ago.

I dont give a shit anymore! who cares if those bratty whores dont like me!? I have better things to worry about, they all hated me because I was younger and in a higher grade, And I always used to play with the boys, getting into trouble, destroying shit with my brother and his friends.
The only things those girls did was sit around and try to look cute all the time, IT WAS BORING I didnt wanna sit around and go "oh my god! boys! hair! shoes! clothes! more boys!"

Blah blah "Sarah" (The leader of their little club) thought having the group talk next to me would bother me, I giggled on the inside.
Sarah was talking to hellen and was like "Ewww, shes here/Wow her clothes are so weird/Shes alone! NO ONE likes her!/Shes so ugly" Finally I got up and said "Oh sarah! If you want to say something to me, dont be a pussy, fucking say it to my face? or are you scared?" (Sarah: You BETTER sit back down before we have some drama, Me: Bring it then whore) She was shocked, and went away ._.

SO WHAT? I like hanging with the guys! Is that so wrong!?
Im not a wimp anymore!!!

...happy birthday...yayyy....

._. yes yestersay was my birthday. did anyone give a shit? NOPE!!! well only a few did.
i attempted to have a small party, TO BAD NO ONE FUCKING SHOWED UP.
my parents treated it like a normal day, and us "going to church" was my parents defintion of doing something special, WE ALWAYS FUCKING GO TO CHURCH! and then my mom was complaining like a little bitch THE AWHOLE TIME! She got pissed at us because her video camera wasnt working and she couldnt take photos of the church, (*Sign before entering church*: No video cameras, Large bags, or recording devices allowed*) and THEN in the parking lot on the way home, SHE FUCKING CRIED BECAUSE SHE COULDNT TAKE HER GODDAMN PICTURES FOR "FACEBOOK" (Mom: Its MY birthday I wanted to take some photos for facebook BUT YOU GUYS ARENT PARTICIPATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Its like was like she was trying to make me feel bad because the past years MY birthday was always bigger than hers!
What!? I SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I FUCKING MAKE A GIFT! DO I TRY TO MAKE EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT HER ON PURPOSE!?!?!?! NO!!!! I DONT!!!!!!!!
My mom didnt wanna pay 17 dollars for a actual birthday cake, So she picked up a tiny 6$ "Bun" Cake at kroger, it didnt even have frosting o.o.......
And then to top it all off! my parents argued the whole evening, went into their room to fucking have sex.
And then scar me for life when she told me "I dont know whats with black men and big butts, sometimes it feels like yo dad is lovin mah butt mo than me" ._. DID SHE REALLY THINK I WANTED TO KNOW THAT!!? Well, at least Chantella called to say happy birthday, That made me happier.
I didnt even get a simple present, from anyone........ The only hug I got yesterday was in church, My own mom didnt tell me happy birthday, and now she fucking woke me up at 8am to do schoolwork
NOT EVEN PUBLIC SCHOOLS FUCKING START AT 8AM!!!! NO GEORGIA MIDDLE SCHOOL STARTS SCHOOL WORK AT 8AM!!!!!!! SOME KIDS ARE JUST GETTING DROPPED OFF AT SCHOOL AT 8AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Random Bear/Panda-ness

(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: You DRANK....my apple juice...didnt you...?
(> _ >) (o . o)  Panda: N-no....
{ } { } { } { } Bear: WHERE IS MY MOTHER*BLEEP*ING APPLE JUICE THEN?!?

(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: Panda.....I Wub chu <3
(T . T)  (> _ >)  Panda: Go Die.
{ } { } { } { } Bear: *Sniffle*......


(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: Hey babeh....You come here often?
(o 3 o)  (- . -)  Panda:  You asked me this yesterday.
{ } { } { } { } Bear:  Oh suga you returned to me?

Always and forever? Yeah right - w -

................
Well..before I go to the bad news. I decided to write a siggy for the end of all blog posts.
tiny ways of "Brightening your day"
Okay bad news time, My boyfriend..Hasnt fucking talked to me in 4 days.
Whitney was right, I should have just left him alone.
*HEADDESK* WHATS WITH ALL THE JERKS!?!?!?!?!?!?!? *BANGS HEAD AGAINST DESK RAPIDLY* He doesnt give a shit about me, So why do I keep thinking about him!?
*Sigh* Theres better guys out there..I guess..
*Listens to her songs about depression and heartbreak while tearing up*
._. GUYS SUCK! (Rambling)
I MEAN!? REALLY!? DO THEY EVEN KNOW HOW US GIRLS MISS THEM!? OR MAYBE THEY JUST DONT GIVE A DAMN! ._______.
Jesus christ.............
BLAH BLAH I HURT HIM! FUCK THAT! HE DOESNT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HOW MANY TIMES HES MADE ME SAD! OR DRIVEN ME INTO A FUCKING STATE OF DEEP DEPRESSION!!!!! *BASHES KEYBOARD AGAINST WALL!!!!*
Okay...Maybe im not that pissed off but...STILL! IM MAD!!!
First im mad, then sad...then wanting to give him a piece of my mind, then think of ways I want to make our relationship better.
._. Well I cant, He doesnt WANT it to get better.............
URG!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FUCKING WANT A TACO!!!!!!! (Taco = Mystery woman's comfort food)
*Stomps off to kitchen*


(0)_(0) (o)_(o) Bear: Bai nao thanks for reading! <3
(- w -) (- x -)  Panda: What the hell is "bai"?
{ } { } { } { } Bear: STFU MR. PANDA! >.>
-Fighting bears to brighten your day provided by Mystery Woman- 

The return of Benard.R

SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!SHIT!!!!
Okay so I was in my math tutoring class, and guess SO I see!!!!! (Oh who Mystery Woman?) BENARD! THAT FREAK FROM CRCT LAST YEAR! Okay..
He was my friends boyfriend. Then he got in trouble with a teacher (Hes....well...a troublemaker actually) and she made him sit at my table. HE STARTED FLIRTING WITH ME!!!! AND HIS GIRLFRIEND (MY BEST FRIEND) WAS SITTING RIGHT BEHIND HIM!! I mean....he was so annoying. He kept pestering me with the same questions, On wesnday he was all "Hey...*Taps shoulder* Krista? Can I ask you something?", Im like "Hmm?...What is it?" Hes all "You ever kiss a boy before?/You got a boyfriend?/How old are you?/What type of boy do you like?/Your pretty.."
Im like "Uhm yeah I have, No I currently dont have a boyfriend, *MYSTERY WOMAN KEEPS HER AGE CENSORED <3*, Uhhh..I guess...I dont know.., And uhm thank you" My friend india (His girlfriend) over-hears us and keeps trying to make him pay attention to her (Oh thank you!)
AND ON THE LAST DAY OF TESTING he was going on about "Im gonna do something crazy!!!" and RIGHT before everyone was gonna go home HE KISSED ME! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE!, These 3 girls watching were like "OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID HE KISS YOU?!"
My mom got pissed and spazed in the car about how im always so "Fast" Thats what old people call being flirty, my mom believes im completely boy crazy because I was back when I was 5, ._. Im like.........what? *AGE CENSORED* now!!!!!!!!!
wait...what was I typing?...

The game

Ahhh, okay
for the last few days this "Game" has been going on in my neighborhood (Thank GOD im leaving in a month!) Okay, Like...90% of the guys have been flirting with like..one girl only paying attention to her. But, 2 guys would flirt with a girl. blah blah and try to convince her that he likes her.
Uhhh....Only 1 guy was "after" me, (Well..brandon has been after me for awhile now anyway so..xD) Blah blah tasha wouldnt shut up about how "Brandon has a rival" Its pretty stupid.
ANYWAY this guy flirting with me was this (Kinda cute....) 14 year old named James. (Heehee...james..x.D) Blah blah, Hes like...super tall...(And really cute @_@) Hes pretty nice, Hes not my type though. Okay so I was at the mailbox. checking the mail (I live in a apartment, All the mailboxes are in one place) James was there. hanging out with some people (I think hes one of brandon's friends...) Blah blah james jumped behind me, covered my eyes and said "Guess who!" Im like "You have 3 seconds to move before I scream" James is all "...Fine then, Scream" I start screaming. LOL!!!!!!!!!!! HE FREAKED OUT!!!!!! hes all "OKAY OKAY I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!!!!" Brandon walked up and was like "Why the fuck are you screaming?" (Ahhh....good ol' bree-kun) James was all "Ahh...shes okay....Shes just being Kris" (brandon: *Glare* And how do you know her!?, James: I met her the other day, me: uhhh...,James: when did YOU meet her? and why are you dressed like that?, Brandon: I always dress like this....., James: You look like a skater punk wannabe, Me: James......, James: what?, Brandon: I BET A SKATERPUNK WANNABE CANT KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!, Me:...Brandon..*Glare*, James: Ah no need for violence! *Walks off*, Me: where are you going?, James: For a walk, I'll call you later Kris.., Brandon: OH SO YOU GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER AND NOT ME!, Me: Bree...if you wanted to call me you could ask tasha for my number, Brandon:..you still should have given to me yourself, Me:...*Pulls out gel pen and tiny notebook from backpack*, *Writes number on paper* Here, Brandon: *Looks at number*.........THIS ISNT EVEN A GEORGIA AREA CODE!!!!!!!!!!!!, Me:....Ya I know right!, Brandon: Why are you so difficult with me?, Me: Heehee! Because its fun bree!!!!, Brandon: AND FOR THE RECORD!!!!!!!!!!! MY-NAME-IS-BRANDON!!!!!!! NOT BREE!!! GOT IT!??!?!, Me: Oh bree! dont yell! it scares me!, Brandon: *Glare* I so hate you....., Me: I love you too bree, Brandon: Y-you love me!?, Me: ..............................)


Shit i hate writing convo posts........
YOU! YES YOU! YOU MADE ME!!!!
Now I forgot what I was typing about.......

........Brandon...........

Brandon...Asked me out again. Lol its kinda funny on how he wont give up owo
(like...me... - w -) Anyway, Tasha still wants me to date him.....
So shes all "COME ON!!!!! BRANDON IS AN AWESOME GUY!!! DATE HIM!!!!" Brandon was pretty much smirking and staying quiet. Blah blah alice (and her new boyfriend...Who hates EVERYONE) even said "Wow. Your tottaly right for him!' Her BOYFRIEND who hate EVERYONE WITH A PASSION! Even was like "Yeah, He'd be lucky to have you" Then he winked at me.
That confused me and scared me at the same time actually... My brother was just all "Date dat foo" Like always - w -

OKAY I USED TO BE SO IN LOVE WITH BRANDON REMEMBER!!? WHAT HAPPEND!?
Shit that is too personal for blogger ladies and gentlemen ._.
(No we did not fuck >.>)

FML....

._.
So me and my bro like this website called "fmylife.com" we go on it all the time.
We find this FML

Today, I found out that being rhythmically challenged really really sucks. I was trying to dance around sexily for my girlfriend, and I was doing that one move where you thrust your pelvis forward, and swing you hand from side to side. I hit myself in the nuts. FML#5460176 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (1525) - you totally deserved it (6600)

On 09/25/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by Dumbfuck

Ej leans over to me and says "...Dewd didnt charlie do that before?" (Charlie = My ex boyfriend of 6 months ._.)

Porn makes no SENSE!

Okay, So Im flipping through channels on TV, I see a porn channel, with a show currently on called "Ghetto girls: Black beauties" Im already like "...oh dear god.." AND THE DESCRIPTION WAS "The most beautiful, All female cast assembled to take the screen to visually delight and prove why black is beautiful, Beautiful beauties always get what they deserve"
WHAT THE FUCK NOW!? Yeahhh! The only POSSIBLE way to prove black is beautiful is by A BUNCH OF PRETTY AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER!
You cant, Start a campain! Create an origization! Or just talk to people
NOOO! YOU HAVE TO SHOW HOW BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN CAN BE BY GETTING THEM TO ACT LIKE KINKY CHEAP SLUTS ON CAMERA!
AND WTF!? THIS MUST BE GEARED TOWARDS RACIST HORNY MEN!
._.
I could possibly never do a porno, Yeah having sex with a person who probably fucked 200 other people. Also. I actually dont like porn.
why? Well. First of all.
1. The women in porn either have small breasts or fake breasts.
2. 80% of the time theres only 2 sex positions used
3. Women: OHHHH YEAHHH!!! AWWWWW! AWWWW!, Man: *GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT*. THAT GETS ANNOYING!
4. THAT DAMN JAZZ MUSIC ALWAYS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND! I mean no one wants to have sex to Heavy metal!?!?!??
5. It has no clear storyline, its always "People talking, Go into room. Start fucking. Skip to someone else. They talk, They start fucking, Girls go to find a horny guy. They seduce him. They either start having a threesome or the 2 girls fuck each other for his amusement. 5 minute convo. Start fucking again.

.___. Yeeeeeeeahhh......*Walks away*

Interracial couple denied marriage license in La.

WTF MANNNNNNN! I swear...Without yahoo news I wouldnt know shit, Since im like...too lazy to pick up a freaking newspaper :3

BUT ANYWAY. in LA. (Im guessing..In california...Idk...) a interracial couple was denied a marriage license because this "Louisiana justice of peace" is concerned for their children.
What!? What gives anyone the right to tell a person "NO you cant get married because im concerned for your mixed race babies" This (IDIOT) "Justice of peace" ALSO said "Mixed race couples dont last long"
.___.
*Retarded krista raging time*
WHATTT! THATS LIKE ME SAYING TO A BLACK COUPLE "NO! YOU CANNOT GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BECAUSE YOUR WIFE LOOKS SO BLACK SHE COULD SPIT COFFEE! AND AMERICA HAS ENOUGH BABIES DARKER THAN BLACK PAINT!" OR SAYING TO A ASIAN COUPLE "NO! YOU CANNOT GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BECAUSE I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU TALK! AND AMERICA DOES NOT NEED MORE CHINESE ACCENTED BABIES!" OR TELLING A WHITE COUPLE "NO! YOU CANNOT GET A MARRIAGE LICENSE BECAUSE YOUR WHITER THAN ROBERT PATTISON IN TWLIGHT. AND AMERICA DOES NOT NEED ANY PALE BABIES!" OR- (I could possibly go on forever with this)


.....................but moms screaming for me to do schoolwork (*Shoots daggers with eyes*)
._.

.........

...........
Stupid...
Guys....
- w - I mean really!? Do some guys EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW THEIR GIRLFRIENDS FEEL!?!?!?!?!!? HUH!? I FUCKING DO ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO PROVE TO THAT....URG (DOUCHEBAG) GUY THAT I LOVE HIM! IM SO SICK OF THIS!!!!!! IM COMPLETELY WASTING MY TIME WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHITNEY'S RIGHT!!! I ALWAYS FUCKING DO FIND THE WRONG GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucked up...........

The most...fucked..up...thing happend.........
I was on yahoo right? This random pervert messaged me.

Pervert: Heyyy baby, You wanna have some fun? F/21/NM
Me: As much as I enjoy doing kinky shit with slutty whores on the internet that have no clue their cybering a under-aged chick. Im gonna have to pass this time.
Pervert: Come on, I wont tell ;)
Me: - w -
Pervert: Oh its so cold in here......
Me: BITCH I DONT WANNA FUCKING HEAR A COMMENT ON YOUR BOOBS.
Pervert: You'd rather see than hear?
Me: No I do not wanna see your training bra.
Pervert: Turn on webcam baby ;)
Me: - w - Are you damaged?
Pervert: ooooo.....Its colder!
Me: CAN - YOU - READ - THIS?
Pervert: Yeah.
Me: ARE - YOU - MENTALLY - RETARDED?
Pervert: *Signs out*

Atlantic Station :)

So..me..mom..bro and dad went down to Atlantic station yesterday.
That place is BEAUTIFUL! I so wanna live there T.T
BUT THOSE TOWNHOMES ARE SO FREAKING EXPENSIVE!
One housing area. 600k to move in, The problem is ITS NOT EVEN THAT BIG!
Anyway, On the way home we saw the...well..more rundown part of atlanta, and saw this billboard advertising, "THUG AWARDS! THE MOST URBAN-" I forgot what it said after urban. I was like "OKAY WHAT THE HECK!? Dad! look at that sign!" Dad got pissed LOL, Hes all ".........The ignorance of our race....Keep wanting to promote that hood bull. The reason why african americans can never get ahead in the world"
He has a point ._.

Confessions of a self appointed weirdo

Im serious, Why do people think Im gonna cry at EVERYTHING?
Like this one time I was in a arguement with some chick. She went on my MYSPACE page, went to my photos, Printed out a blury photo of me and thought I would be embarrased if she showed it to the neighbors. ._. if I was actually EMBARRASED BY A PHOTO. WOULD IT STILL BE IN MY MYSPACE PHOTOS!? .____. And seriously. I hate it when your FORCED to argue with 10 people at one time, and everyone thinks their so right because I dont have 10 mouths to answer everyone. AND THEN, THIS BITCH WHO EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE
Comes along and tells everyone to cool-it so they do, Then this bitch decides she doesnt like she anymore and its all "Urg I so hate her" AND EVERYONE IS ON MY BACK AGAIN!

Also, Why do people think im insecure? Im not actually.
If I was insecure I would not share personal details some might find weird.

Oh yeah! You know that little kid's show called "The wiggles" DUDE I still WATCH that show, Im ENTERTAINED by it! I'll freaking tell you!

Half open/closed doors scare the CRAP out of me, Why? Im afraid something is gonna appear from it, Im currently watching my bedroom door, since its half open. and Im ready with my knife under my chair incase something appears >.>

I have panic attacks. ALOT.

Im still afraid of the dark and call for my "mommy" loudily if I get scared.

Yeah yeah I may seem sorta tough, Dude im a freaking punk when im scared >.>

Lets see...what else is left..

Oh yeah! Im easily amused, Im serious I'll be entertained for about 20 minutes if you hand me an object, Like a butterknife, a leaf, EVEN A COOKIE! (Well....2 minutes with the cookie..because i'll probably eat it..and then blame it on the person next to me)

That ends my rant of my confessions....What im annoyed by rant next

im 12! Im still a kid! And I get FREAKING pissed off when someone a few months older than me thinks im some 5 year old because im not super serious and dress older.
ALSO this one time it REALLY pissed me off. this chick who was like 13 told me "Your acting like a child. 12 year olds do not act like that 4 year olds do. you should really think about acting your age before everyone hates you"
._______. HELLO! I AM A CHILD! IM NOT ACTING LIKE SOME 8 YEAR OLD! IM BEING 12! RUNNING AROUND, BEING RANDOM, LAUGHING, TELLING RANDOM JOKES...YEAH..APART OF BEING A CHILD! and seriously, you cannot tell a 12 year old to act their age and expect something mature.
I LOVE it when people tell me "You better change before people hate you"
SO WHAT IF PEOPLE HATE ME!? LOL! I FIND IT FUNNY WHEN EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME! So what! Im a complete loner sometimes! Im supposed to change who I am just so I could "Fit in" I COULDNT FIT IN IF YOU SHOVED ME IN A BOTTLE!
SO REALLY! Fine fine I wont have any friends.

AS LONG AS I HAVE A COOKIE AND THIS LEAF *Holds up sparkling leaf*
I AM OKAY! (*Nibbles on cookie*)
Okay..JUST THE LEAF THEN!


Also i'll say things like "...Okay okay...you done yet?" And people get PISSED at me because I dont wanna hear them TELL ME what THEY THINK is my problem.
Also, "Please remove the thong from your ass, Thank you" IS MY FAVE LINE!

So...babeh.....Yew come hur often?

LOL me and brittani were having the most retarded conversation about "Down-south boys"
Okay, So like...were both from california (But she lived in the northern area..I lived in the southern)
And we actually have alot of things in common. THEN she brought up this time she was at the mall with her older sister, She said 'this fool at the nerve to walk up to be and say ""AYE GURL WHA YO NAY EHH!?" I swear. I died, She was like "Exuse me? When my game is?" and hes like "NO WHA YO NAY EHH!" Shes all ".....What?" Hes all "IM TRYNA ASK YUH YO NAY!!" Shes like "....My name?" hes like "Yah dat" shes like "WELL WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT THEN!?"
OMG LOL!!!!!!!!! It was so funny because im ALWAYS talking about how annoying it is for people to talk like that. I gotta say. the time I encountered a problem like that. I was at Stone mountain park. I asked this worker "Wheres the funnel cake cart!?" Hes all "WELL IF YUH MAK A LEH RIAH DOWN THUR YUH SEE TUH ICE CREAM CART AND DUH GIH SHA"
It took me 5 minutes to figure out that he ment "Well if you make a left right down there, you'll see a ice cream cart and a gift shop"
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Mystery woman's Brother.

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The first time my bro got me into shit...hmm...I was 2 years old and he was 3 months.
YES, IT STARTED WAY BACK THEN!


Lately, my brother has really become a pervert...(As he learned from his big sister, But put his own little retarded twist on being pervy...)
OKAY, First of all, if your having an arguement of me, I'll TRY to be intelligent at first, but if i see your being an unreasonable idiot. Im gonna do mind tricks just to show you your not making any sense. If your arguing with my brother....Your in a never ending battle of him going on and on about nothing. You could be having a heated arguement on pokemon. Ej would somehow change the subject to milk and crackers.
If your in a fight with me, pshh forget Scratching, Pulling hair and clothes, Im going to attempt to beat the shit out of you with my left arm and knee. If your in a fight with my brother. He shall somehow run circles around you saying "HEHEHEHEEEHEEEHEE!!!!"
If your asking me for advice. I'll tell you what I think, If your asking my brother for advice. He'll just say something funny about the subject (Or retarded) to try to make you forget about whats actually happening.
If your shopping with me, I'll go "OMG LOOK! A SHOE! OMG!!! POPCORN! I SO WANT POPCORN! ARE THOSE POPTARTS!?!??!? I WAAAAANTTTT POPTARTS! OMG IS THAT A CRACK IN THE FLOOR!?!? HIIII CRACK ON THE FLOOR!" If your shopping with my brother...Well..its pretty much the same.
If you want me to defend you in some time of fight/arguement, I'll tottaly do that, I'll sing made-up songs about friendship, I'll throw my crazy threats, Heck i'll even start punching. If you want my brother to defend you...Uhhh.... its like "DUDE IF YOU DONT LEAVE ME ALONE I WILL MAKE YOU LICK A COW'S BALLS/ I WILL PULL DOWN MY PANTS AND JIZZ ON YOUR FACE!/ I WILL SLAP THE NECKPISS OFF OF YA!/ I WILL SHOVE A GUTIAR IN MY ASS AND PLAY IT BADLY WITH MY BODY CORDS!"
My brother..isnt really a fighter, He doesnt play fair either.

He annoys the SHIT out of me when were playing online games together.
(Ej: Dawg ._. Me: What? ._. Ej: Im bored ._. Me: Lets stalk people ._. Ej: Get in your panda suit ._. Me: No ._. Ej: ._. Me: ._. Ej: Im gonna gew dew a church job man dew it wif meh Me: ._. No Ej: ._. Why Me: ._. I hate you Ej: ._. Me: ._. Ej: ._. Me: ._. *Me and ej start spamming "._." for 5 minutes)

Also when were on forum websites
(Ej: *Makes 10 threads talking about him eating a leaf*, *Everyone else on forums rages*, Me: *Starts spamming telling people to knock it off in a really stupid way*, *Over strict moderator comes and bans us*, *Everyone cheers because they think their intelligent*, *Me and ej make other accounts named "Penis Demilo" and "Penis Declio" and starts spamming nude photos, *Moderator IP bans us*)

Yeah....me and ej go crazy on forum websites owo We use the same igns for everything, Me: Username is "Hewwo" and always uses a blue-ish sparkling animated cupcake avatar taken from ego-box.com , Ej's user name is "Leafy" with a character nibbling on a leaf.

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Okay, people take me TOOOOO SERIOUSLY. Like this morning. (btw, I finally convinced my dad to let me put my computer in my room). I woke-up. Opened up the window and the blinds (So kinda like..if you see inside my room, I was mainly thinking "Why is it so damn stuffy in here?")
And then went to take a shower (no i did not take into consideration at the time that someone could see me) Then I got dressed and looked at my computer real quick to see if anyone IMed me. THEN I heard brandon yell from outside "KRIS GET YOUR LAZY BUTT FROM THAT COMPUTER AND COME HEREE! IM LONELY!" then he did some fake crying. I tottaly felt like humoring him, Went to my window and yelled "I CANT! IM ABOUT TO STRIP ON WEBCAM FOR SOME GUY IN LAS VEGAS!". Uhhhh...He told everyone ._. And lets see..Every girl I knew was like "Pshhh..Whore.." .____.
And 3 hours later. My dad knocks on my door (It was closed because I was getting dressed) my dads like "KRISTA GET OFF THAT COMPUTER ALL READY!!" Im all "BUT DAD I'LL MISS SOME OF MY PORN MOVIE!" .______________. he snapped.
2 hours later, I go outside to take out the trash. a girl didnt have the nerve to tell me to my face that she thought I was a "Slut" so she loudily whispered it. I said "Actually I think your a two faced idiot who talks to much and has no friends because shes a bitch who insults everyone all the time. But I decided to be nice and just say that behind your back." can you believe that skank told her parents that I said "I was gonna stab her to death" .____.

Mindless Rant

(*Felt the need to mindlessly rant about this*)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..............
Okay I was just called a hoe for the weirdest reason e.e
Well. I kinda currently...Like...about...*Counts*...5 different guys o_o.......
So what? Not like I have plans to date any of these people.
I ACTUALLY NEED TO FORGET BOYS. I swear since I started dating my current boyfriend, Theres been nothing but problems and im thinking about the problems AND HIM ALL THE TIME!!!!!! AND YEAH, ITS KINDA HARD DOING ENGILSH LIT OR SCIENCE OR EVEN MATH WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE CRYING.

But *Sigh*...Good news..
This math tutor from my school says she wants to help improve my test scores right?
She looked at all the grades I got in math from 7th grade and some other big test, And.
I got a score of 77................out of 78. 78 is the highest possible score to get.
She said most georgia students get 60/70/75.

*Semi good news*
LOL I REMEMBERED HOW LAST YEAR I was 5 points away from passing the math part of CRCT, IM SERIOUS! Watch! This year im gonna be 1 point away from passing and have to stay in 8th grade!!!!!

*Panic time*.
8th grade writing test this year........
Im not really worried about if im gonna pass or fail. Because I probably will pass.
Im just scared of what kinda shit india is gonna get me into at the testing site .__.
AT 7TH GRADE CRCT She started flirting with this guy, He became her boyfriend, THEN when he got introuble and had to sit at my table for 2 hours he started flirting with me!
AND THEN FOR A MONTH INDIA TRIED TO WIN HIM OVER. I was like "Sure sure you can have him im taken away >.>"
My parents for some reason get worried sick when a guy likes me.
Like when I was 10, This 9 year old boy accross the street had a crush on me, I couldnt go outside to play anymore because he might "Flirt with me"
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Im serious here.

We seriously do not belong together.....

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WILL BRANDON LEAVE ME ALONE!??!?!?!
Okay, Why am I spazzing over bree-kun? WELL LETS FUCKING SEE.
He tried talking to me (Actually he was being more seductive and flirty but -.-)
About how much he "Likes" me and "How hes never met another girl like me" and then he told me some bullshit about "How beautiful I am", Okay. I fucking heard him talking with friends, Blah blah this one dude was like "Wow, Tasha is looking so fine today......................................Aye what about you in kristen? didnt you say she was hot also?" brandon was like "Uhhh....Yeah........Her name is Krista..But tasha really looks better today" .___________________________.
In my mind I was like "FINE THEN FUCK YOU! YOU STUPID NIGGER!!!!" (Yes yes, I used the N-word even know I seriously hate that word)
So then I tell alice about how brandon says hes "Fallen" for me, shes like "At least he didnt go all T.O.P like on you. Get seductive. Holds you close. Kisses your neck and then had the nerve to whisper in your 'baby we could be a classic'"
(Me: o_o.....................I've fucking send you too many youtube videos of him..................)
But I swear to god, he would have attempted that, Stupid horny guys ._______________.
I think charlie was my only boyfriend who wasnt making sexy jokes all the time.
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Not even mommy dearest can rest on fridays.

Moms been bitching all day about the most random crap, She just fucking over reacted because I had to sign some paper for my school and I wrote it "too small" My mom forgets. shes the only one who is unable to read 16 cm font WHILE wearing glasses.
So she was randomly screaming and said "KRISTA!!!!!!!! *Coughs* CUM PIK DIZ UP!!!"
And im like "Yes mommy dearest" she yells "DONT CALL MI DAT!!!!! MOMMEH DUREST WAS A EVIL PERSON!" and Im like "Why do you think I said that? ._."

Blah blah "You have no respect for your mother", yeah your right I dont -.-
She lost all my respect around 3rd grade. WHY! First of all she thinks shes some kind of teaching god and she believes screaming at someone when they get confused over a math problem or just plain confused is a good way to teach. I mean she over reacts about everything!!!!! just THINK of having to be stuck with her all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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