Confessions of a self appointed weirdo

Im serious, Why do people think Im gonna cry at EVERYTHING?
Like this one time I was in a arguement with some chick. She went on my MYSPACE page, went to my photos, Printed out a blury photo of me and thought I would be embarrased if she showed it to the neighbors. ._. if I was actually EMBARRASED BY A PHOTO. WOULD IT STILL BE IN MY MYSPACE PHOTOS!? .____. And seriously. I hate it when your FORCED to argue with 10 people at one time, and everyone thinks their so right because I dont have 10 mouths to answer everyone. AND THEN, THIS BITCH WHO EVERYONE SEEMS TO LIKE
Comes along and tells everyone to cool-it so they do, Then this bitch decides she doesnt like she anymore and its all "Urg I so hate her" AND EVERYONE IS ON MY BACK AGAIN!

Also, Why do people think im insecure? Im not actually.
If I was insecure I would not share personal details some might find weird.

Oh yeah! You know that little kid's show called "The wiggles" DUDE I still WATCH that show, Im ENTERTAINED by it! I'll freaking tell you!

Half open/closed doors scare the CRAP out of me, Why? Im afraid something is gonna appear from it, Im currently watching my bedroom door, since its half open. and Im ready with my knife under my chair incase something appears >.>

I have panic attacks. ALOT.

Im still afraid of the dark and call for my "mommy" loudily if I get scared.

Yeah yeah I may seem sorta tough, Dude im a freaking punk when im scared >.>

Lets see...what else is left..

Oh yeah! Im easily amused, Im serious I'll be entertained for about 20 minutes if you hand me an object, Like a butterknife, a leaf, EVEN A COOKIE! (Well....2 minutes with the cookie..because i'll probably eat it..and then blame it on the person next to me)

That ends my rant of my confessions....What im annoyed by rant next

im 12! Im still a kid! And I get FREAKING pissed off when someone a few months older than me thinks im some 5 year old because im not super serious and dress older.
ALSO this one time it REALLY pissed me off. this chick who was like 13 told me "Your acting like a child. 12 year olds do not act like that 4 year olds do. you should really think about acting your age before everyone hates you"
._______. HELLO! I AM A CHILD! IM NOT ACTING LIKE SOME 8 YEAR OLD! IM BEING 12! RUNNING AROUND, BEING RANDOM, LAUGHING, TELLING RANDOM JOKES...YEAH..APART OF BEING A CHILD! and seriously, you cannot tell a 12 year old to act their age and expect something mature.
I LOVE it when people tell me "You better change before people hate you"
SO WHAT IF PEOPLE HATE ME!? LOL! I FIND IT FUNNY WHEN EVERYONE IS AGAINST ME! So what! Im a complete loner sometimes! Im supposed to change who I am just so I could "Fit in" I COULDNT FIT IN IF YOU SHOVED ME IN A BOTTLE!
SO REALLY! Fine fine I wont have any friends.

AS LONG AS I HAVE A COOKIE AND THIS LEAF *Holds up sparkling leaf*
I AM OKAY! (*Nibbles on cookie*)
Okay..JUST THE LEAF THEN!


Also i'll say things like "...Okay okay...you done yet?" And people get PISSED at me because I dont wanna hear them TELL ME what THEY THINK is my problem.
Also, "Please remove the thong from your ass, Thank you" IS MY FAVE LINE!