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LOL! MY RIGHT EYE IS SWOLLEN! How?
I saw one of my friends outside. I tried to scare him so I got my halloween mask right?
I popped up behind him and was like "BOO!" He screamed. AND THEN PUNCHED ME BY ACCIDENT! You think from ALL The videos i've seen of black people reacting to being startled? I WOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO SNEAK UP ON A BLACK TEENAGER WHILE WEARING A DEMON MASK!!!!!!! BUT LOL! He was all "OH MY GOD!!!!! KRIS!?!?! IM SORRY!!!! OH MY GOD!!! WHAT!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT!? OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He tottaly expected me to be pissed. I was laughing actually LOL I was all "Whoa...nice arm there". I swear to god. His mouth dropped to the ground. ROFL!!!!!! IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!...My eye hurt like a bitch though...
OMG! AND WHEN HE WALKED ME TO MY APARTMENT (I TOLD him I was fine...But nooo! he insisted my mom looked at my eye! *mumble*) Someone locked the door, so my guyfriend started knocking on it. My dad opened the door (Shirtles...and in his underwear....) he was all "o.o..*Sees daughter with swollen eye and a guy holding her*.....Uhhh...What happend?' LOL my guyfriend was all "I...Sorta..punched krista" OMG MY DAD WAS LIKE "YOU DID WHAT!??????????????????????????????!!" I had to explain everything so my dad would stop giving brandon the death glare...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urg...Then later today, Brandon just HAD to find me...
And continue his "Flirting"...
He was all "See krista, I can tottaly take care of you..." (Me: *Listening to music*...mhmmm.....Brandon:....Isnt that song...Called "Thats our hero shot" By Daphe love derby?, Me: Why yes it is, How you know?, Brandon: I used to like that song, Me: mhmm..., Brandon: Can you even hear me well?, Me: mhmmm, Brandon: *Waves hands in front of face* Kris?, Me: *Puts head in lap*, Brandon: Kris...?, Me: Lalalaalaa!, Brandon: *Talks in my ear* KRIS????!!!!, Me: ....Dooodooodooodoo...., Brandon: *Goes towards my neck*, Me: PEVERT!, Brandon: AH-HA!!, Me: Shut up., Brandon: Whatever, Hey you wanna hang out at my house? Its getting dark and our parents are at ms. Robinsons house, Me: Uhh, Brandon: I MEAN!...NOT LIKE...THAT...NOT..ANYTHING..PERVERTED...Just..Hanging out, I mean really, me: Uhh I knew that, Brandon: Oh...Okay........Do you wanna?, Me: We'll do what?, Brandon: Hmm...Play xbox?, Me: DEAL!!!! *We walk over to his house*, me:...How the hell do you play this thing?, Brandon: You never played an xbox?, me: I've only played a gamecube,sega and a nintendo DS, Brandon: Your not into gaming?, Me: Online gaming, Brandon: Ohhh..Makes sense...Well i'll show you *Gets close behind me* Am I to close?, me: Kinda, Brandon: To bad...ANYWAY *Gives instuctions*, Me: Ohhh....., Brandon: Damn, you suck at this, Me: Im new!!!, Brandon: I didnt even suck like you are, Me: So? Your naturally an awesome gamer!, Brandon: Yeah right, we all know thats a lie, Me: Haha, Brandon: I forgot..., me: What?, Brandon: What time are your parents gonna be home?, Me: Im not sure......its 8pm right now...probably...like 9pm?, Brandon: Ohhh...Only an hour left, Me: Yepp.., Brandon: Can I ask you something serious?, me: mhm, Brandon: You dont like me do you?, Me: ......uhhh, Brandon: Because, you always seem to try to avoid me, And your always after other guys, Im suprised you even came here, Me: Says the dude sending mixed signals, Brandon: I was not, Me: When I first met you, you so were, ..even though it was more like a flirting then a 3 day ignore...flirting...ignore...flirting...ignore...You even flirted and talked about how good looking other girls were in front of me!, Brandon: I was playing hard to get.....I didnt want to seem like one of those "New to the neighborhood" guys thinking they can get any girl they see, Me: I didnt think that about you, Brandon: But I didnt know that, Me: ..Sorry, Brandon: Nothing to be sorry about?, Me:...Ehhhh.., Brandon: I upset you?, Me: No.., Brandon: Okay...So..uhm...., Me: Yeah?, Brandon: You didnt answer my question, Do you still like me or not kris?, Me: ...Yeah..sorta..whatever no big fucking deal, Brandon: Wow......its hot when you start swearing, Me: I swear all the time, you do it too, Brandon: Still, Me: ..Whatever, Brandon: You have a boyfriend right now dont you?, Me: uhm no, Brandon: Oh, Me: I dont wanna date you brandon, Brandon: Oh...Im sorry, I see why, Me: What do you mean...?, Brandon: I mean.....im weird....I dress different...I talk different..I act different......Im stubborn, Im not that good looking, Im humorless...I see why you wouldnt be interested in me, Me: What! Noooo..I like how different you are than everyone else...havent you noticed im almost an outcast from everyone? Your not stubborn, Your really handsome and your the funniest person I know!, Brandon: ...So..you do like me huh?, Me:..YOU TRICKED ME!, Brandon: Exactly!, me: ...I hate you, Brandon: Awwww, I love you too! *Hug*, Me: ...SHIT, brandon: ...GOD! IS THAT MY PARENTS!? THERE GONNA KILL ME IF THEY FIND YOU HERE!, Me: ....SHIT!!!!, Brandon: GO OUT THE BACK DOOR! HURRY DAMNIT!, Me: IM RUSHING GODDAMNIT!, brandon: Oh..And krista, Me: Hm?, Brandon: I love you, me: ...*Smile*..Whatever, Brandon: WAIT THERES A DITC-......nevermind...Me: OWWW!!!! MY FUCKING LEG!, Brandon: Maybe you should have watched where you were going!, me: *hears faint sound*, Person: Brandon who are you talking too?, Brandon:..Just a friend...)