Mystery woman's Brother.

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The first time my bro got me into shit...hmm...I was 2 years old and he was 3 months.
YES, IT STARTED WAY BACK THEN!


Lately, my brother has really become a pervert...(As he learned from his big sister, But put his own little retarded twist on being pervy...)
OKAY, First of all, if your having an arguement of me, I'll TRY to be intelligent at first, but if i see your being an unreasonable idiot. Im gonna do mind tricks just to show you your not making any sense. If your arguing with my brother....Your in a never ending battle of him going on and on about nothing. You could be having a heated arguement on pokemon. Ej would somehow change the subject to milk and crackers.
If your in a fight with me, pshh forget Scratching, Pulling hair and clothes, Im going to attempt to beat the shit out of you with my left arm and knee. If your in a fight with my brother. He shall somehow run circles around you saying "HEHEHEHEEEHEEEHEE!!!!"
If your asking me for advice. I'll tell you what I think, If your asking my brother for advice. He'll just say something funny about the subject (Or retarded) to try to make you forget about whats actually happening.
If your shopping with me, I'll go "OMG LOOK! A SHOE! OMG!!! POPCORN! I SO WANT POPCORN! ARE THOSE POPTARTS!?!??!? I WAAAAANTTTT POPTARTS! OMG IS THAT A CRACK IN THE FLOOR!?!? HIIII CRACK ON THE FLOOR!" If your shopping with my brother...Well..its pretty much the same.
If you want me to defend you in some time of fight/arguement, I'll tottaly do that, I'll sing made-up songs about friendship, I'll throw my crazy threats, Heck i'll even start punching. If you want my brother to defend you...Uhhh.... its like "DUDE IF YOU DONT LEAVE ME ALONE I WILL MAKE YOU LICK A COW'S BALLS/ I WILL PULL DOWN MY PANTS AND JIZZ ON YOUR FACE!/ I WILL SLAP THE NECKPISS OFF OF YA!/ I WILL SHOVE A GUTIAR IN MY ASS AND PLAY IT BADLY WITH MY BODY CORDS!"
My brother..isnt really a fighter, He doesnt play fair either.

He annoys the SHIT out of me when were playing online games together.
(Ej: Dawg ._. Me: What? ._. Ej: Im bored ._. Me: Lets stalk people ._. Ej: Get in your panda suit ._. Me: No ._. Ej: ._. Me: ._. Ej: Im gonna gew dew a church job man dew it wif meh Me: ._. No Ej: ._. Why Me: ._. I hate you Ej: ._. Me: ._. Ej: ._. Me: ._. *Me and ej start spamming "._." for 5 minutes)

Also when were on forum websites
(Ej: *Makes 10 threads talking about him eating a leaf*, *Everyone else on forums rages*, Me: *Starts spamming telling people to knock it off in a really stupid way*, *Over strict moderator comes and bans us*, *Everyone cheers because they think their intelligent*, *Me and ej make other accounts named "Penis Demilo" and "Penis Declio" and starts spamming nude photos, *Moderator IP bans us*)

Yeah....me and ej go crazy on forum websites owo We use the same igns for everything, Me: Username is "Hewwo" and always uses a blue-ish sparkling animated cupcake avatar taken from ego-box.com , Ej's user name is "Leafy" with a character nibbling on a leaf.