Sunday, October 18, 2009

Porn makes no SENSE!

Okay, So Im flipping through channels on TV, I see a porn channel, with a show currently on called "Ghetto girls: Black beauties" Im already like "...oh dear god.." AND THE DESCRIPTION WAS "The most beautiful, All female cast assembled to take the screen to visually delight and prove why black is beautiful, Beautiful beauties always get what they deserve"
WHAT THE FUCK NOW!? Yeahhh! The only POSSIBLE way to prove black is beautiful is by A BUNCH OF PRETTY AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMEN HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER!
You cant, Start a campain! Create an origization! Or just talk to people
NOOO! YOU HAVE TO SHOW HOW BEAUTIFUL BLACK WOMEN CAN BE BY GETTING THEM TO ACT LIKE KINKY CHEAP SLUTS ON CAMERA!
AND WTF!? THIS MUST BE GEARED TOWARDS RACIST HORNY MEN!
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I could possibly never do a porno, Yeah having sex with a person who probably fucked 200 other people. Also. I actually dont like porn.
why? Well. First of all.
1. The women in porn either have small breasts or fake breasts.
2. 80% of the time theres only 2 sex positions used
3. Women: OHHHH YEAHHH!!! AWWWWW! AWWWW!, Man: *GRUNT GRUNT GRUNT*. THAT GETS ANNOYING!
4. THAT DAMN JAZZ MUSIC ALWAYS PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND! I mean no one wants to have sex to Heavy metal!?!?!??
5. It has no clear storyline, its always "People talking, Go into room. Start fucking. Skip to someone else. They talk, They start fucking, Girls go to find a horny guy. They seduce him. They either start having a threesome or the 2 girls fuck each other for his amusement. 5 minute convo. Start fucking again.

.___. Yeeeeeeeahhh......*Walks away*

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