Fact about Mystery Woman:

She finds it extremely hilarious when guys refer to their balls as "junk"

*Giggle*
That happend today actually.
At the kickball tourney.
The kickball hit this one dude in the nuts owo
(Him: AHHHH!!!! SHIT MY JUNK STILL HURTS!!!!, Me: *Giggle*, Him: ME BEING IN PAIN IS NOT FUNNY!!!!, Me: *Giggle* you said junk :D, Him: ....... )