A Few Things I Learned Today

YES. Mystery Woman has actually learned something!

-Sigh-

So today. Talking with a friend. Shes talking about this ex boyfriend she really liked. Turns out, Her ex is my friend, My friend who i've sorta gained interest in yesterday... I told her I liked him. But I wasnt gonna date him or anything, She starts making growling sounds and tells me hes hers x3 (Ehhh. Expected)
So like. Hanging out with group of friends. Him & My friend sat together and started talking. My friend asked me if I could help her win her ex back. yes yes I liked him, but my friend totally likes him way more. So I agreed.
I used the ol "Pretend to text message the wrong person" Trick.
Okay. if your wondering what that is. Its some type of...move that I use to help friends. Anyway. I texted him saying "COME ON GIRL! Hes RIGHT there! Its your fucking chance! WILL YOU PLEASE ASK HIM OUT ALREADY?" And of course. after the text I had to act embarrased like I ACTUALLY did that by mistake. And then was all "Sorry girl.........I sorta.." And her ex Interuppted me just to ask my friend to be his girlfriend. It was so sweet actually. I kinda wishes she didnt like him. But...ehhh....he was my type anyway.
LOL the funniest thing was how everyone reacted.

But anyway. What I actually learned today? And it actually helped me get over my disapointment.

Love sucks pancake dick. I mean really. If I think about it. He really wasnt my type o.O
Ahhh~ Shall I continue my Hopeless romantic ways!? Ehhh..Yeah...