Football!

So. some GVA parents read this news article about this Homeschool Football leauge in..I forgot what state
And some parents are trying to get a "Georgia Virtual Academy" school football team.

Oh god. I bet its gonna get a stupid name. Probably "Shooting stars" Or "Wildcats" Or the L.A Lakers!! OR THE RED SOX! OR- Erm.
Anyway alot of guys want to play on the team e.e Its not offical or anything. Just something the parents are trying to do. they didnt even speak to the principal yet. I was like "I WANNA BE ON THE TEAM!"
My dad was like "No, Their too strong for you. football is a mans sport. let the man have something"
Uhh...I told him "MEN GET PROSTATE EXAMS! THEIR OWN BATHROOMS AND THAT SMELLY AXE BODYSPRAY. I THINK YA'LL HAVE ENOUGH!!" (Note: I think axe bodyspray smells horrible)
He didnt buy it ._. He said I could be a cheerleader.
I HATE CHEERLEADING! Okay. For the record. I would not make a good cheerleader.
Reason 1: I hate skirts
Reason 2: I hate skirts
Reason 3: I hate skirts
Reason 4: Cheerleaders get the sideline action! I want to be on the field playing!
Reason 5: THOSE STUPID SKIRTS!!!!!!
My mom thinks I just wanna be on the football team to get guys.
Now really.....Almost whatever I do. the guy I want never likes me back. So really...
And what guy is gonna want to date their team mate!? -Refering to an old Suite life of zack & cody episode- I MEAN. LIKE. WOULDNT THEY WANT SOME PRETTY CHEERLEADER? I'D BE JUST LIKE A BUDDY. A AMIGO~
Ehhh...No wait...zack fell for that girl on his basketball team though

*HEADDESK!!*