Ohhh! November! Oh yes! <3
I went to church today, My parents decided we should become members of new birth (Ya know...bishop eddie Long's church?)
Haha im happy because I get to hang out WIF MAH HOMESCHOOLED HOMIEEEEE.
(India..Duhh)
Me and india were loud the whole service, my parents were sitting in the row RIGHT BEHIND US!!!!!! And when india started picking out cute guys, THEY HEARD IT!
And when I picked out a cute guy, MY DAD JUST HAD TO STEP IN! (Me: India! LOOK!, India: Wha?, Me: Boy, 7th row, Awesomeness, India: WHAT KINDA HAIRSTYLE IS THAT!? IS THAT THE NEGRO VERSION OF A MOHAWK!, Me: Do you see his clothes?! So awesome!!!, India: Ohhh you into bad boys huh?, Me: Me? Bad boy? Define bad boy! If hes out spoken and ready to get into a fight at anytime like me, THEN YEAH I FREAKIN LOVE BAD BOYS!!!!!!!!!!, Dad: Krista, your not dating this young, me: Da-dating? What? I wasnt talking about dating, Mom: *Glares at me*, me:...Weridos....,Mom: Dont go actin all bad because your friend is here, Me: Yet you punish me randomly when your friends are around to prove what a good mother you are?, Mom: THATS IT, GET IN THIS ROW NOW!, Lady: Shhhh...., Mom: *Embarrased*, Me: *Whispers*..Pwnage...)
I ran into brandon after church too...
(Me: *Walks over* Hayyyyyy brandon *Huge smile*, Brandon: and you want..?, Me: I got something to tell you!, Brandon: *Sigh*, What, Me: Whats wrong?, Brandon: I dont have time for this shit kris, Me: What..?, Brandon: I need you to tell me right now, do you love me or not? If you dont i'll give up on any chances I might have with you and the hurt will fucking stop, Me: h-hurt?.., Brandon: I saw you, you and cory, late last night you didnt pull away, Me: Brandon what are you talk-, Brandon: Dont fucking play dumb with me, I saw you, he kissed you and you didnt even pull away!! it was 3 minutes kris, Me: You counted?, Brandon: HELL YEAH I COUNTED, Me: geez...., Brandon: I thought you and him were done, Me: we are.., Brandon: then why!?, Me: I dont know okay!? you so know how I am when someone kisses me! Im stunned! unable to move!, Brandon: Oh really? *Kisses*, Me: BRANDON!!!!, Brandon: See!!, Me: NO my brother can see us!, Ej: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!!!!, Brandon: Ohhh........, Me: Brandon, if you wanted me to kiss you, you could have simply asked. follow me, ej: SHIT YA'LL GONNA GO FUCK!, Me: SHUT THE HELL UP EJ!, Brandon: wh-where are we going...?, Me: Just follow....., *3 minutes later*, Brandon: I didnt know this place was here, Me: I come here to think sometimes, Brandon: about what?, Me: School...problems...you...ya know just stuff, Brandon: M-me...?, Me: Stop studdering, Brandon: k-kay, I MEAN OKAY, Me: Now...*Pushes up against wall and kisses*, brandon: Whoa...., me: Hm?, Brandon: No-nothing...when the fuck did you get so strong?, Me: Well...my dad is currently crazy on lifting weights, So I attempt to use them for fun alot, Brandon: Whoa, the chick I love is stronger than me, Me: I so am not, Brandon: Fine, Arm wrestle, me: Your on! *4 minutes later*, Brandon: I won...?, Me: Yep, told you that I wasnt stronger, Brandon: You were close to beating me for 3 minutes, then your arm gave out, Me: You still won, Brandon: Krista..., You know were too young for this right?, me: Yep, Brandon: Then why are we doing this?, Me: doing what?, Brandon: nevermind, Me: Hmm?, Brandon: Nevermind, Whats this notebook?, Me: THATS MINE!, Brandon: My name is doodled on the front why?, Me: ................. Just give it back, Brandon: Ohhh, You do love me?, Me: No, I hate you, Brandon: That means you love me, Me: ehhhh.........., Brandon: What about cory?, Me: What about him?< Brandon: You still like him, me: I dont, Brandon: But, he dumped you, Me: so?, Brandon: theres no other guys right?, Me: Nope, Brandon: Really?, Me: Yepp, Brandon: Good then *Picks up in arms*, Me:OH MY GOD, PUT ME DOWN!, Brandon: You..are so...lightweight..how much do you weight? Like 110 pounds?, Me: 100, Brandon: Isnt that unhealthy?, Me: No not really, extremely fast metabilism, Brandon: ohhhhh, Me: When im old it will slow down alot and i'll be fat haha, havent you noticed all he women in my family? In those photos the time you were over at my house?, Brandon: Ohhhh, haha I dont care, I'll still love you anyway, Me: You'll still love me when were grown?, Brandon: Anything is possible, Me: Ohhh.., Brandon: What?, Me: Nothing *Smile*, now put me down, Brandon: Make me, Me: ...I'll kick your nads, Brandon: Krista, since the day I met you, I wear a cup 24/7, Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!, Brandon: What? Your crazy, Me: Put me down!, Brandon: Your like a little baby!, Me: *Glare*, Brandon: *Glares back*, Me: Fine fine, Brandon *Puts down* eww..now I smell like you!, Me: Oh isnt it a wonderful scent?, Brandon: Arent girls supposed to smell like flowers...or..fruit or something..? You smell like leaves, Me: Well...I was wrestling on the grass with ej, Brandon: Still, you always smell like that, Me: I never noticed, Brandon: And what do I smell like?, me: Shit, Brandon: Fuck you, Me: Fuck you too!, Brandon: NUH UH! I SAID FUCK YOU FIRST!, Me: SO!, Brandon: THAT MEANS I WIN!, Me: So...., Brandon: Its getting dark, we should get home, Me: awww, Brandon: You'll miss me?, Me: Nope, Brandon: Fuck you, Me: I love you too!, Brandon: YOU LOVE ME!!?, Me: Nope!, Brandon: You confuse me, Me: Heehee! good-night!! *kisses*, Brandon: Night, *Tackles*, Me: Ahhh! you know theres ants and shit down here!!!, Brandon: So what? They wont bite me, im on top, Me: Ahhhh!!!!!!, Brandon: *Kisses*, Me: It looks like were fucking brandon, Brandon: Ewwww! noooo! YOU HAVE A CAVE!!!! SHIT!!!, Me: LOL FUCK YOU, Brandon: Bye, Me: Good-night Mr. boyfriend, Brandon: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!, Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yes that was long as fuck.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
*Sigh* Bree-Kun!
Posted by Madam at 8:31 PM
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