Gahhh...

Dear god.. Im not over him ._.
Its so funny.. how guys can just forget me easily. Yet it takes forever for me to forget them.
We havent spoken in like.. 3 weeks.. I probably dont even enter his mind anymore. 
Hes probably moved on with his busy life. I could think of a million girls better for him.
It was probably my fault. We had nothing and I mean nothing in common. But of course. we fell in love with each-other. Then I made the tiniest mistake.. the tiniest mistake possible and I fucking changed that......

All I can do when I think of our memories is faceplant into the nearest object and wish that I could go back in time....
And i'd do anything to get him to talk to me...

EPIC WALMART MOMENT.

FUNNY WAL-MART MOMENT EVER!!!!!

So I was in the checkout line. I picked up a magazine and started to read. The cashier lady got a tude and was like "Uhh.. If your not gonna pay for that magazine, PUT IT DOWN!" I mean, The lady could have nicely said "Are you going to buy that? If your not im sorry but your going to have to put it down" I would have been annoyed and wondered why. but I wouldnt have been so pissed off. Im like "What? I always do this when I come here.." The cashier lady is still pissed off for some reason and is like "Since your not gonna pay for it. PUT IT DOWN!!!!!!" My dad is like "Just put it down Krista..." I tell my dad how I always do this. hes like "I know, shes probably on the rag though."


The people behind us almost died of laughter. The cashier lady stayed quiet. IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!! And when she was done ringing up everything my dad was like "Happy holidays!!" And the lady is like "...Uhhh huh..."

OMG!! LOL!!

EPIC WALMART MOMENT.

FUNNY WAL-MART MOMENT EVER!!!!!

So I was in the checkout line. I picked up a magazine and started to read. The cashier lady got a tude and was like "Uhh.. If your not gonna pay for that magazine, PUT IT DOWN!" I mean, The lady could have nicely said "Are you going to buy that? If your not im sorry but your going to have to put it down" I would have been annoyed and wondered why. but I wouldnt have been so pissed off. Im like "What? I always do this when I come here.." The cashier lady is still pissed off for some reason and is like "Since your not gonna pay for it. PUT IT DOWN!!!!!!" My dad is like "Just put it down Krista..." I tell my dad how I always do this. hes like "I know, shes probably on the rag though."


The people behind us almost died of laughter. The cashier lady stayed quiet. IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!! And when she was done ringing up everything my dad was like "Happy holidays!!" And the lady is like "...Uhhh huh..."

OMG!! LOL!!

That Stupid Ho..

You know what....
Mikayla- That ho.. Why did I call her a ho? Well. 2 days ago I was with a group of friends and this guy she likes, named Daniel walked up and started talking to everyone, Mikayla was there. Daniel is my ex. The only thing we have in common is that we have a passion for skateboarding... So yeah. Break-up!, anyway. Me and him started having a conversation about how bad he cut up his knee's trying some new trick on his skateboard. Mikayla became furious... because she thought I was flirting with him...
SO YESTERDAY! I GO TO THE MAILBOX TO GET THE MAIL! Mikayla was dropping off her parents rent check at the front office. That chick STOPPED ME and was like "Just so you know, Me and Daniel are together now. I suggest backin off before you get cut, were totally in love! we just get each-other. Hmmp! Bet you cant even get that kinda chemistry with someone, mostly because no guy can stand you!. Haha. Stupid whore" LOL I found it hilarious how she expected me just to take that. Oh my reply? I was like "Oh good! Finally Daniel can stop trying to win me back, It got so annoying with him buying me things and doing everything to be my dream guy. Hm. I guess hes good with you.. even though I wouldnt call that little kindergarden playground romance actual love. Oh, and for the record about the me backing off part.. If I wanted Daniel. I could have him, unless you plan on getting your little fragile heart broken. I suggest *you* should back off. Kay?"

Okay did I lie about a few things I said? Yeah, Did Mikayla totally believe it? You bet your apple juice she did!

-Feels victorious-

Whoa

I've gone too long without blogging.

I hate starting new blogs- but eh. the other one was too full of negative comments and threats.
So. New blog number 3. Haha

well. last night at like 4am. I heard the weirdest sound.... o_o It sounded like a 13 year old boy... He was screaming for help o____o. He was all "MOM!! DAD! HELP!!! PLEASE!!!" At first I thought it was from the TV. then I kept hearing it for like 2 minutes and it got louder o_o So I started to panic.
I could have played the hero. Running outside in my super hero cape saving the damsel! But... Yeah Im scared of the dark so I just told my mom.
But as soon as I got my mom... the noise stopped.... Really freaky.

Guys.. BE A BIT EASIER!

Dear lord..
Well my week sucks frozen waffle cock. So. the guy I like has moved on. -Sigh- its all my fault anyway.
And.. christmas is coming- Havent really been in the spirit. I could insult my alter- But.. eh shes confused too.
I was talking with my friend Donna about this. And well. we wonder the same question.
Exactly WHY are guys so fucking impossible? I mean. dear lord... It would be way easier if every guy in the world could just tell a girl how they actually feel insted of playing some stupid game! I mean if some of my past crushes told me "Im sorry Shadow- Im just not into you like that" I WOULDNT HAVE WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON THEM!!
I mean seriously. I've been way to much to appreciate a game. No- Dont fucking test me to see if I really like you. TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU GODDAMNIT! ._.
I mean I do NOT wanna go through this after this after this to find out YOU might not even like me.
Eh. I probably sound bitter.
But I guess im just tired. ._.;;;;;

Guys.. BE A BIT EASIER!

Dear lord..
Well my week sucks frozen waffle cock. So. the guy I like has moved on. -Sigh- its all my fault anyway.
And.. christmas is coming- Havent really been in the spirit. I could insult my alter- But.. eh shes confused too.
I was talking with my friend Donna about this. And well. we wonder the same question.
Exactly WHY are guys so fucking impossible? I mean. dear lord... It would be way easier if every guy in the world could just tell a girl how they actually feel insted of playing some stupid game! I mean if some of my past crushes told me "Im sorry Shadow- Im just not into you like that" I WOULDNT HAVE WASTED SO MUCH TIME ON THEM!!
I mean seriously. I've been way to much to appreciate a game. No- Dont fucking test me to see if I really like you. TELL ME AND I'LL TELL YOU GODDAMNIT! ._.
I mean I do NOT wanna go through this after this after this to find out YOU might not even like me.
Eh. I probably sound bitter.
But I guess im just tired. ._.;;;;;

-Sigh...-

Uh.
Weird.. week..
So.
Yesterday.. I was playing truth or dare with some friends...
Keenan and Brandon were dared to kiss each other- And they did. (Yes I was jealous!)
So...
Also... I've been thinking about this guy lately... And well. it reminded me how like.. every guy i've dated has either Dumped me, Neglected me or even forgotten me.
so.. Yeah.. I just think somethings wrong with me o_o And yeah... Im considering that I shouldnt even date anymore. The same shit happens.
Is it my personalty? I mean.. come on.. all those guys doing that? I cant blame them ALL.
-Headdesk- So what do I do now.
Act if nothings wrong? Well. i've been doing that for awhile now- Why stop?
-Sigh-

Brandon....

His boyfriend left him...... guess who he came crying too? Yep, ME. I like helping brandon.... but when I do he always insults me! -Sigh- some of my readers from my other blog remember the "Nice, sweet, random, funny" brandon. the guy who used to chase after me and I always turned him down.
But. this dude named Keith said he saw me making out with cory. (Cory fucking died when he heard this) Brandon somehow believed him. and to this day he still believes I did. And he "Hates me forever" yet wants me to comfort him when he gets hurt. Do I really mind? Nope... Then why am I complaining? -Shrug-
What was I saying? Oh yeah.
I was sitting on the picnic benches with brandon. this girl came to talk to him. Her name is natoy.. Yes.. Natoy. I thought it was japanese... but no. its just something random her parents came up with.
Shes like "Brandon... im soooooooo sorry!!" Then she notices me and is like "Oh... Your with someone else already?" I whispered. "I fucking wish." while brandon told her he could never date a creature like me. ._.
Natoy is all "OHHH... Im natoy.. I go by nat though. if you ever need a shoulder to cry on... im always avalible!" she started winking and swinging her hips as she walked away -w- Brandon was checking her out! and didnt even TRY hiding it. I asked brandon why he hates me. he couldnt give me ONE REASON!
-Headdesk-
Not like I wanna date him again anyway...

-Sigh- The memories...

Going solo? LOL

You know what
I AM...JUST GONNA GIVE UP DATING! (Person: Nooo Shadow! Dont!) IM SORRY. JUST TO MUCH DRAMA FOR THIS GIRL (Hot shirtless guy with awesome abs and smile: What? Fuck. When I finally got the nerve to ask you out.~ Ah. Oh well. All is fair in love and war.)
WHAT!? WAH! COME BACK! I WAS KIDDING! (Fact: Shadow needs to get a life. Heehee)
Anyway. First of all. As my uncle brother said it! (Yes.. My uncle's name is "Brother" Dont ask....)
He said "You'll find true love when you find it Shadow! Dont stress over random guys now! You got plenty of time for that bullshit. Mellow out!".
Erm...
Well...
Actually he said "TONI, DIS NEGRO OVER HERE GOT A BOYFRIEND, YA'LL DONE GAVE DIS CHILD DATING RIGHTS?" -Cough- I managed to find the good... out of..It.. -Cricket-
I MEAN COME ONNNN. I GOT MY YOUTH! MY HEALTH! MY JAW DROPPING LOOKS! I COULD GET ANY GUY I WANTED WITHOUT ANY WORK! CORRECT?
Uh. WRONG.

Highschool.

-Sigh-
Dreaming with my fellow 8th grade homies- About high school next year.
Watching Degrassi is not helping either. Tasha even asked me who I wanted to be in highschool.
I guess "Me" wasnt good enough. She was all "ITS HIGHSCHOOL! NEW SCHOOL! NEW BEGINNINGS! WE CAN DO ANYTHING! IM TOTALLY GONNA BE A CHEERLEADER!"
Ehhh... Cheerleading.. Not for me xD.
I'll probably be some...Super...awesome...Debate team..Member..Yeahhh.
OH YEAH. WHO IS ALSO GONNA TRY OUT FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM!
-Sound effect of coach blowing whistle and male football player yelling "HUT HUT!"-
What? You think i'll get destroyed being on a male highschool football team?. Yes. I probably will. AM I GONNA TRY ANYWAY? CHYEAHH! Who cares if the coach doesnt want me on the team? I'LL FIGHT BABY! LIKE PENNY ON THE PROUD FAMILY, LIKE JANE FROM DEGRASSI! LIKE.. I FORGOT THAT GIRLS NAME BUT SHE WAS FIGHTING TO BE ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM IN AUGUSTA,GEORGIA!
Im intelligent! im outspoken! I CAN CONQUER ALL BABY! Anyway. I've been told I gotta act more mature for highschool. Psh....Psh....PSH! Im like...Super...Uber...1337...Mature. (Did I just say 1337? -Washes mouth out with soap-) Anyway. I tend to be hated alot...by alot of people...

So.

Chyeahhh.

(Oh? And who likes my new word? "Chyeahhh"? Bangin awesome right? And yes...I just said Bangin awesome. -Dusts off shoulders- Chyeahhh)

MY SPRUNG ANKLE.

Lol. My cousin is in the hospitial. and I sprang my ankle.
Oh. What happend you wonder?
My cousin is in the hospitial about some..Kidney stone thing.
My dad couldnt stop making jokes while we were there. In the elevator. He was like "Hey Jan...Jan..You know that Kidney stone has to pass right....Guess where it comes out.. -Laughs uncontrollably-" I wasnt really paying attention untill he yelled "STRAIGHT THROUGH THE DINGHY!" Im thinking "What the fuck is a dinghy.....is this man trying to say cock?" OH. AND WHEN WE GOT TO THE ROOM. HE WAS STILL LAUGHING!!!
Oh. Andre looked so pissed at him. LOL. And when we were about to leave I padded him on the head and was like "Stay gold, Player." HE TRIPPED ME!!! and Yep..I fell some really strange way..and sprang my ankle.
OH BUT WHEN I FELL. andre was like "Aww. Stay gold player" ._.

SO...Yep..

Owww.. I can hardly walk.
._.

Adults SUCK!

So last week was my cousins 18th birthday. I hung out with him and the rest of my family.
Today. He promised to take me, ej and jousha to see a movie. It was totally fun.
Me and ej like...saw this oddly shaped piece of popcorn on the ground. Ej is like "Hey krista...What does that remind you of? -giggle-" Only ej could possibly be reminded of dick when looking at popcorn.
My cousin was like "Wooow. Arent you too young to be thinking of that kind of stuff ej?"
I mean....WTF? HE HEARS ME, EJ AND MY COUSIN JOUSHA TALKING ABOUT RANDOM NASTY SHIT ALL THE TIME.


Whats my point your wondering? I've noticed with alot of people I know. When they turn 18. Its like their the older more mature ones. and if anyone under the age of 14 says anything about Sex, Drugs or anything else off topic. Its all "Your too young".

In conclusion of my conpiracy. I think anyone over the age of 18 should be sent to mars.


Thank you for your time. -Bow-

Complimenting me in spainish?

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
ALERT: Mystery Woman has found a love interest. (Before you guys spam my hotmail inbox. No. hes not the next Mystery Man....Yet)
So. I was sitting in a tree. Yes. A tree. Reading (I very much enjoy sitting in a tree reading Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Which i have already read 5908435 times)
These like...group of 5 guys. Who all looked like skaters. (Oh lala~ LOL) Were walking past. One spotted me in the tree and was like "What the hell...Is that a person in that tree? GUYS. WHAT THE HELL!!! LOOK!"
I just waved. LOL they all looked at me like I was crazy o_o This dude. Later found out to be named Cade.
Who asked me what I was doing in the tree. He told me it was unsafe to be up in a weak tree so high, and I should get down. Normally I would tell the person to mind their own fucking business. But. I actually listened o_o (Uh oh~) And guess how I completely embarrased myself? I jumped down from the tree. And My shirt got caught on a branch. ._. It also cut my skin...e.e Half my bra was fucking showing.
THE GROUP OF GUYS WERE LAUGHING LIKE SHIT! Cade was the only one who helped me. Cade was all "You look familar... I think i've seen you before..I just dont know whereeee." Alot of people say I look familar for some reason. o_O He asked me my name. One of cade's friends. Later learned to be named Ryan was like "dude, stop flirting with the chick, dear gawd." LOL. CADE FLIPPED OUT.
I found it pretty funny. Anyway. Then tasha came screaming for me and was like "UHM, KRISTA!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!! BREE TROUBLE!" She just told me about how brandon was gloating about sex with his boyfriend. I could tell it was a lie. Since Brandons last sucidie attempt. His parents have been tracking his every move. and I wanted to slap tasha when we was like "Brandon also said you looked really hot when your shirt got caught on the branch!!!" FUCK!! IF BRANDON SAW IT. WHO ELSE DID!?!?!?!?! O_O
(FUCK. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK!!!!! GAH!!! -CONTINUES SWEARING) Then she was all "Ohh...And who is this?" Oh.
(Cade:...Me?, Tasha: ya, Cade: Im cade..?, Tasha: Hi Cade...why are you carrying a skateboard?, Cade: I was practicing....Why?, Tasha: OMG. YOUR ANOTHER ONE OF MYSTERY'S SKATEBOARDER FRIENDS!?, me: Hey..We are more than skaters. We are people! -fake crying-, Cade: Ohhh. So your into boarding too?, me: Ehh..yeah, Cade: I bet you rock at it, Me: Ive been skating for 6 months. Still not improving, Cade: Nonsense! Are you still falling on your ass every second?, Me: Uhm nope!, Cade: THEN! YOU ARE PRO!, Ryan: CADE! CADE! as much as I would enjoy seeing you flirt with another black chick. Im bored. Im leavin, Cade: .........Racist..?, Ryan: My girlfriend is half black. SO ITS NOT RACIST AT ALL!!!!, Cade: Shut up, Ryan: Just trying to shut the white man down, Cade: ONLY YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS WHITE!, Ryan: Well I have never seen such racism!, Cade: ....Sorry...about him..Mystery Woman..., Me: -Giggle- Noooo problamo, Ryan: OH! AND SHE JUST MADE A MEXICAN JOKE! PROBLAMO!?, Cade: RYAN IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!, Ryan: Your racism hurts dude...UHH..SO ANYWAY. BLACK CHICK CADE STRANGELY HAS INTEREST IN! WHAT YO AGE SHAWTAYYYY!, Cade: RYAN!!!!!!!, Me: Uhm, Im (age censored to keep my blog ID Mysterious), Ryan: Aint that a white girl name?, Ryan: So.1 year younger than cade, I ALWAYS KNEW CADE WAS ATTRACTED TO YOUNGER WOMEN!, Cade: RYAN SHUT UP!, Ryan: I HEAR WEDDING BELLS!, Cade: NO YOU HEAR MY FIST ABOUT TO MEET YOUR FACE, Ryan: THAT AINT GOT A SOUND MAN!, Cade: GAH!!!...i;ll catch you later mystery woman. Bye, Me: Bai!, Ryan: -Mimicing me in dreamy voice- Baaaaiiiiiii!, Me: -Glare-, Ryan: No need to shoot the 2 handed swords from chur eyes!, Tasha: HEY RYAN!, Ryan: HEY PRETTY LADIEEE, Tasha: You wanna be mah boyfriend?, Ryan: SURE!, Me: What the fuck...., Cade: Gawd....COME ON...)

So..Yeah..
o3o Thats how it happend

I got the answers!

On my livejournal advice blog. Someone asked me.
Q:" "hewwo, shadow. you act like your an expert sometimes are you?"
A: Lol. naw. Im just a teen who shares her "Smarticles" and rants on my blogs. Im no where near an expert. Hmm.Being a expert.. -Crazy idea-

Q: Hewwo Shadow!!! Why are you mysterious!? I wanna know more about you!
A: I like being Mysterious! And I dont share any personal details because... Someone I know irl could stumble accross one of my blogs...And...yeah...>.> If someone DOES find one of my blogs. They have zero proof its me! <3

Q: hewwo, Shadow your always talking about these boys thinking their thugs, random gunshots and how horrible your neighborhood is uh... not trying to offend but you live in the hood dont you? ROFL
A: I sorta do actually LOL!!!!!! Eh. When your house was taken away by the bank. and your parents only have 800$. You move into any neighborhood you can find at that price. So...LAHHH! My horrible neighborhood. it was actually pretty nice looking when I moved in! But...a few months later..ehh...the horrible-ness again.

Mystery Woman Q&A!

So.
Someone e-mailed me asking about My friends. I thought I gave enough info.
Okay. When im talking about friends. Even though im a Internet Freak. im talking about real life.
Tasha & Brandon. Mah besties. Who both live in my neighborhood. Brandon is tasha's cousin. Who is my ex boyfriend.
Someone said I was gloating about how many guys flirt with me.
Im not. I hate it. The guys where I live hardly know me. Their all just horny virgins who talk to any girl who is decent looking. Im just one of those girls to them. So yeah...Im not impressed.
Someone asked me why do I call myself Mystery Woman?
I like being Mysterious <3
No one knows my age. or my real name on blogger. some only know my school and state.
So...Heehee.

Uh. End answering questions!

Friends Evil Boyfriends. Ahh.

You know what. Friends boyfriends. All assjacks.

So. I was hanging with my ...erm...Semi-Friend Nicole.
And her boyfriend...GAH! I WANNA KILL HIM!
So. Tasha was telling me about "This guy thinks your cute Mystery!"
Nicole's boyfriend spoke up and was like "Yeah right. She has a weave! its impossible to think weaves are cute. That guy is blind." I was seriously about to punch his lights out.
But tasha was like "Gah. No. Hes not worth it." Anyway. Tasha went on about how funny this Mystery Guy thinks I am o_o NICOLE'S BOYFRIEND SPOKE UP AGAIN!!!!!! And was all "Funny? Shes fucking retarded. She thinks her randomness is funny. Its fucking annoying. My nicole is the funniest. Thats why so many guys flock to her. Nicole is extremely awesome. She kicks ass. She doesnt take bullshit. She knows when the say the right things. She knows how the fight back and win any arguement. You could never compare to her."
Ohhhhh. I fucking snapped. I FUCKING SNAPPED!!!!
(Me: So..your saying. Your In love with a bitch. If you noticed. Only few like nicole. Why? Shes stuck-up. She randomly over reacts and insults people. She fucking puts you down all the time. She dresses like a slut. But her exuse is shes being unique. She could randomly be talking to someone and say "HAHA! YOU FAIL. LIKE LOOLLLLLL!" Or "OHEMGEE. YOUR SO FAT IN THAT. LOLLLLL! I LAHV YOU! LOLLLL!" She has zero common sense. Shes mean. Guys fucking run away from her. Who in their right mind wants to put up with that? She insults your friends. Your entire family. And you know what. Your the exact same as her. Maybe thats why you love her so much. Because your both think your so amazing when actually. Satan himself would call you a bitch.)

o_o.... He called me a ugly whore.
I had enough. And kicked him in the testicles. - w - Nicole tried to start shit with me. -Sigh- Oh. I just walked away. Being called a "coward" Eh. I didnt really care.

LOL TASHA TOLD BRANDON WHAT I DID. He was too busy mackin on the boyfriend to pay attention. - w - (Dear lord...who knew bisexual males were so horny....)

Women! Lets Stand!

Okay...Prue Rant here

Dad was taking about when I get married. Or when I get my "First Boyfriend" (Lol. He thinks I never had a bf. o3o Fail~) He said Im gonna have to bring him home so dad can "Inspect" him.
Im sorry. If I just get a boyfriend after 1 day. My dad is not meeting him. Its way too soon.
And my dad said "Your husband better be a good man. Successful. Smart. Able to take care of you and get you whatever you want and need. and do the same for your children"


Whoa whoa whoa. Take care of me and get me whatever I want and need?
Im sorry..I take care of myself. I dont like depending on someone else to get me "What I want and need"
If I see the most awesome pimped out skateboard in the mall. What am I gonna do? Ask my husband if WE can get it? UH NO. Im pulling out my own cash and buying it myself.
I dont like asking for things from other people anyway.
I mean. Husband thats gonna take care of me!? I mean. What the hell is he gonna do?
I'll be the father and i'll be the daughter who does what my father asks of me?
My parents are like that. I fucking hate it.
Maybe I should never get married.
Why? Because. I do what I want. Whatever I want to.
Im not talking about buying 1000$ clothes with his money. Or making huge decisions without his input.

But. seriously.
I hear so many women talk about "OH! I NEED A MAN! A MAN THATS A GOOD PROVIDER! AND CAN BUY ME THINGS!" I mean..GET IT YOUR OWN FUCKING SELF!
ITS THE 21ST CENTURY NOW WOMEN!

One more thing!

o_o
How the fuck did that post without me clicking the...

o_o.
Nevermind.

Anyway. Brandon & His boyfriend.... Yeah. I admit it. Im totally jealous. I will never let brandon know this though.
Ahhh. At least hes happy with him. His boyfriend is really nice actually. Lol hes really funny.
-Sigh-
Wow.. I even lose guys when I dont do anything wrong.
That proves im bad luck!
Ahhh. One day...One day.
-Acts like fanatazing little girl-
I'LL FIND MY TRUE LOVE!
-Continues Flying-

Meep!

Hmm. I havent been blogging like I should


Well. Im sick. Sore throat all day. (It hurts when I laugh man...I LOVE LAUGHING!!!!! -Attenpts to laugh and ends up coughing- ._.)

I saw brandon mackin on his boyfriend o_o
(The Yaoi fangirl in me found it extremely hot.... The Ex girlfriend was side was kinda jealous...)
Your probably STILL thinking "HES A JERK!! WHY DO YOU LOVE HIM!?"

I think..I've said this before. I know exactly why he tries to push away almost anyone who loves him or even cares about him.
Rough childhood. Extremely rough.
I would tell you....But I aint putting his business all out there...>.>
(He might find this blog..one day...so..)