Going solo? LOL

You know what
I AM...JUST GONNA GIVE UP DATING! (Person: Nooo Shadow! Dont!) IM SORRY. JUST TO MUCH DRAMA FOR THIS GIRL (Hot shirtless guy with awesome abs and smile: What? Fuck. When I finally got the nerve to ask you out.~ Ah. Oh well. All is fair in love and war.)
WHAT!? WAH! COME BACK! I WAS KIDDING! (Fact: Shadow needs to get a life. Heehee)
Anyway. First of all. As my uncle brother said it! (Yes.. My uncle's name is "Brother" Dont ask....)
He said "You'll find true love when you find it Shadow! Dont stress over random guys now! You got plenty of time for that bullshit. Mellow out!".
Erm...
Well...
Actually he said "TONI, DIS NEGRO OVER HERE GOT A BOYFRIEND, YA'LL DONE GAVE DIS CHILD DATING RIGHTS?" -Cough- I managed to find the good... out of..It.. -Cricket-
I MEAN COME ONNNN. I GOT MY YOUTH! MY HEALTH! MY JAW DROPPING LOOKS! I COULD GET ANY GUY I WANTED WITHOUT ANY WORK! CORRECT?
Uh. WRONG.