That Stupid Ho..

You know what....
Mikayla- That ho.. Why did I call her a ho? Well. 2 days ago I was with a group of friends and this guy she likes, named Daniel walked up and started talking to everyone, Mikayla was there. Daniel is my ex. The only thing we have in common is that we have a passion for skateboarding... So yeah. Break-up!, anyway. Me and him started having a conversation about how bad he cut up his knee's trying some new trick on his skateboard. Mikayla became furious... because she thought I was flirting with him...
SO YESTERDAY! I GO TO THE MAILBOX TO GET THE MAIL! Mikayla was dropping off her parents rent check at the front office. That chick STOPPED ME and was like "Just so you know, Me and Daniel are together now. I suggest backin off before you get cut, were totally in love! we just get each-other. Hmmp! Bet you cant even get that kinda chemistry with someone, mostly because no guy can stand you!. Haha. Stupid whore" LOL I found it hilarious how she expected me just to take that. Oh my reply? I was like "Oh good! Finally Daniel can stop trying to win me back, It got so annoying with him buying me things and doing everything to be my dream guy. Hm. I guess hes good with you.. even though I wouldnt call that little kindergarden playground romance actual love. Oh, and for the record about the me backing off part.. If I wanted Daniel. I could have him, unless you plan on getting your little fragile heart broken. I suggest *you* should back off. Kay?"

Okay did I lie about a few things I said? Yeah, Did Mikayla totally believe it? You bet your apple juice she did!

-Feels victorious-