-Sigh- Bye Bree-Kun <3

Will ya'll stop asking me about Brandon? >.>
Your probably like. "You okay mystery? Getting rejected for a GUY!" Ehhh....kinda...xD

But. Me and brandon are on good-terms.....He still thinks he has the rights to touch my ass but...
BESIDES THAT. Omg. Brandon was over at Tasha;'s house today (Note: Like a said in a few entries. they are cousins) I mean.....we were like..totally slient. it was just like (Him: Hey., Me: Hewwo. -5 minutes later-, Me: How you been doin...?, Brandon: Good....., Me: *Suddenly grabs arm*.....Hmm., Brandon: What are you doing?, Me: Those scars are healing...., Brandon: Yep...., Me: Listen here. if your gonna cut. you better fucking learn how to take care of it afterwards. NEOSPORIN! Making cutters everywhere look bad! -Was joking-, Brandon: Im gonna go fuck that tree now...., Me: CAN  I JOIN?, Brandon: No -Glare-, Me: Heehee!!!!)

So yeahhh...sorta weird..Its so werid.
He used to pretty much CHASE me everywhere. And I rejected him. And when I finally want him..he ignores me..
Karma..? Maybe...
But I told him "I hope your happy with him brandon -Smile- Im glad that you are...But if mr. BOYFRIEND dares hurt you im fucking ripping his testicles off. Kay?" He laughed and glared at me at the same time!
(-Loved-) LOL
-Sigh-..Bedtime..shall finish tomrrow.!

Marriage!!!! & Mystery MAN?

I attended my cousin kya's wedding today! <3
It was so pretty~..NOT.
Okay. So the groom was 2 HOURS LATE! Dont ask why.
So. Johnathan & Kya wrote their own vows. Kya's was so sweet and nice. Johnathans...it even made the pastor think "What kind of bullshit....". He was like "Keyuuuh. Baybeh. I luh yuh. And...I always gon be der fo yuh. you mah 1 a-and onleh gurl. you mah hart aand soul. and ima do everuhthang to take cur of dha baybeh. I even go back to the streets sellin dope. I wuh steal. I wuh kill a mayn. dats how much i luh yah keyuhhhh. you mah baybeh always aand foevah." Actually...You could hardly understand what he said.... It was like he was high. (...He probably was....)
So...
I hope they are happy together! (even though...I believed Kya could have done so much better...but..ehh its their realtioship. not mine)

WHICH REMINDS ME. SOME OF YOU FUCKERS HAVE BEEN SPAMMING UP MY HOTMAIL ADDRESS WITH "WHERES MYSTERY MAN? WHERES BRANDON!!!!!! DID HE SUICIDE!? IS HE OKAY!?"
Brandon is fine. Hes not as....Suicidal but... He moved back into his old apartment complex with his parents.
And BRANDON IS NOT. WAS NOT. AND SHALL NEVER BE MY MYSTERY MAN! I GO SOLO~
But. My Yaoi fangirl readers will surely enjoy this.
Brandon said he loved me. But were not right for each-other. He now has a secret boyfriend.
Yes. He does. I didnt see it coming either. He told me he was bisexual but...o_o
So yeah. Like my self esstem wasnt already low o3o

But. Thats another entry. for another day.

Football!

So. some GVA parents read this news article about this Homeschool Football leauge in..I forgot what state
And some parents are trying to get a "Georgia Virtual Academy" school football team.

Oh god. I bet its gonna get a stupid name. Probably "Shooting stars" Or "Wildcats" Or the L.A Lakers!! OR THE RED SOX! OR- Erm.
Anyway alot of guys want to play on the team e.e Its not offical or anything. Just something the parents are trying to do. they didnt even speak to the principal yet. I was like "I WANNA BE ON THE TEAM!"
My dad was like "No, Their too strong for you. football is a mans sport. let the man have something"
Uhh...I told him "MEN GET PROSTATE EXAMS! THEIR OWN BATHROOMS AND THAT SMELLY AXE BODYSPRAY. I THINK YA'LL HAVE ENOUGH!!" (Note: I think axe bodyspray smells horrible)
He didnt buy it ._. He said I could be a cheerleader.
I HATE CHEERLEADING! Okay. For the record. I would not make a good cheerleader.
Reason 1: I hate skirts
Reason 2: I hate skirts
Reason 3: I hate skirts
Reason 4: Cheerleaders get the sideline action! I want to be on the field playing!
Reason 5: THOSE STUPID SKIRTS!!!!!!
My mom thinks I just wanna be on the football team to get guys.
Now really.....Almost whatever I do. the guy I want never likes me back. So really...
And what guy is gonna want to date their team mate!? -Refering to an old Suite life of zack & cody episode- I MEAN. LIKE. WOULDNT THEY WANT SOME PRETTY CHEERLEADER? I'D BE JUST LIKE A BUDDY. A AMIGO~
Ehhh...No wait...zack fell for that girl on his basketball team though

*HEADDESK!!*

Weddings!

Ahhh.
You know how sometimes you see these really huge weddings? Like everything looks so beautiful, The bride is glowing and looking her best. People gathering to see the uniting of two souls ment to be together! (...Fuck...Stupid romance movies changing my way of thinking)

Anyway. Yeah...The day I DO get married.
Totally wont be traditional.(Unless...My Fiance wants a Traditional wedding....What...I go with anything >.>)
Okay. Lol I even got an idea of a wedding dress. A purple & Black gown? LOL
Im not really into those types of weddings with the 383947284 people and bridesmaids and huge catherdrals.
Oh~ And my veil. Will be purple with..black sparkling stars? LOOOOOL.
Also. Its stupid how women will pay hundreds of dollars for a dress they will only wear once in their lives.
Actually. I wouldnt mind a simple backyard wedding. with my parents, brother, friends and a few family members.
And....For a honeymoon, Werid. I never thought of my honeymoon.
Trip to a fancy hotel in Seoul, South Korea? LMAO!
I got that from my dad. I hate spending alot of money. And I feel greedy when being offered something.
Like someone asks me "Oh Mystery Woman? What do you want for your birthday? Make-up? Shoes? A new Cell-phone? Clothes?" Im normally like "Uhm, A skateboard or roller skates would be nice!"
Yeah...Im not really into that...really girly shit.
Now okay. Im a complete sucker for humorous shirts. Like I found this one shirt on DavidAndGolaith.com
That read "ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!" And had a photo of a rooster next to it!
Dirty? Yes. Awesome. Yes.

Wasnt...I blogging about Weddings?
OH YEAH!

And uhhh.....
Yeah...Thats it..

A Few Things I Learned Today

YES. Mystery Woman has actually learned something!

-Sigh-

So today. Talking with a friend. Shes talking about this ex boyfriend she really liked. Turns out, Her ex is my friend, My friend who i've sorta gained interest in yesterday... I told her I liked him. But I wasnt gonna date him or anything, She starts making growling sounds and tells me hes hers x3 (Ehhh. Expected)
So like. Hanging out with group of friends. Him & My friend sat together and started talking. My friend asked me if I could help her win her ex back. yes yes I liked him, but my friend totally likes him way more. So I agreed.
I used the ol "Pretend to text message the wrong person" Trick.
Okay. if your wondering what that is. Its some type of...move that I use to help friends. Anyway. I texted him saying "COME ON GIRL! Hes RIGHT there! Its your fucking chance! WILL YOU PLEASE ASK HIM OUT ALREADY?" And of course. after the text I had to act embarrased like I ACTUALLY did that by mistake. And then was all "Sorry girl.........I sorta.." And her ex Interuppted me just to ask my friend to be his girlfriend. It was so sweet actually. I kinda wishes she didnt like him. But...ehhh....he was my type anyway.
LOL the funniest thing was how everyone reacted.

But anyway. What I actually learned today? And it actually helped me get over my disapointment.

Love sucks pancake dick. I mean really. If I think about it. He really wasnt my type o.O
Ahhh~ Shall I continue my Hopeless romantic ways!? Ehhh..Yeah...

Info.

So.
For those who are wondering.....
What happend to Brandon.
He moved away.
His parents got enough money to move out of tasha's apartment.

Kinda been depressed..
I know what your thinking. Why should I miss such a jackass like him?
Because. I know exactly why hes like that. Problems with his past.

I still talk to him on the phone and text. *Sigh*.

Ahhh....

I gotta freakin move out this place..

Kk..

Same as always.

Horny 14 year old virgin talks to me. Tells me he wants to lose "IT" to me after 5 minutes of conversation, He brags about his...*Cough* "Super huge 6 inch", I tell him to get back with me after he reaches puberty. He gets pissed. He calls me stupid. I call him a ignorant busfucking horny virginial dunderpate. He says I crossed the line and hes lucky he doesnt hit girls, no matter how ugly they are. After that comment. I knee him in the testicles. He falls on ground. I walk away chuckling. His friends get pissed and me and threaten me with "Their daddies rifles and knives". I simpily walk away, ending the debate.

Lovely Day ._.

Drake Rant.

Drake the "RAPPER" More when he played Jimmy on Degrassi: The next generation.

HE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE TO RESPECT BACK THEN

Now hes...rapping bullshit about (*Mimics voice* YA YA YEA! FIRST NAME DE- LAST NAME GRASSI- YEAH YEAH YEAH, YOU DHA FUCKIN BEST, THE BEST I EVAH HAD.  YEAH YEAH YEAH I JUST WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD. YO YO YO!)

._.

IF YOU FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD....
1. You've die of STDS
2. IM A GIRL ARENT I? ._.

GAHHH!!!!!!!!!! BARLAGAHSHALAYHDYNALDLDHFB.

._.
GAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasha texted me at like...7 freakin am.
WHY?
She said brandon tried to commit suicide again, THIS IS THIS FREAKING 11TH TRY!
Im like............."................Where is he?:"
Hes in the hospitial downtown ._.
GAHHH!!! BAGAKLAKJAHAHDUDH!
Why Am I so angry?
IDK WHY IM SO ANGRY! IM HAPPY HES OKAY BUT.
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CKJIHKIUIDHFUIDFHDSI9U9F!!!
._.

I think.........

...............
 Im scared......

I think brandon finally did it...........
Hes dead..I think......
He told me...he was gonna finally get what he wanted tonight.
I know to him thats death..
I've texted him 100 times.......
No one is answering his house phone....


I love you brandon.....why did you leave me.......

WWHOAWHOAWHOAAAA

Im moving in 2 weeks.
o_o
No more bree-kun posts!
*Ebil laugh*
....about..10 readers like hearing about me and brandon o_o

But alas! I wont see him as much.
And...he still ignores me...
._. Alot
Hes so weird too....He just texted me today to see how I was doing. I told him I was good.
I asked how HE was doing, he never texted me back ._.
Its been 4 hours.

Sexting Discussion.

So..
Yeah..me & tasha were watching the new episode of degrassi..
and some reruns after that
blah blah it was that episode where ali started sexting johnny and crap.
So I was all "Wow...*Playing with cell phone* a way to get a guy to do whatever you want....show him your nude photos...." She starts spazzing asks me "OMG! YOUR SEXTING BRANDON??" Im all "Hell no.I MEAN! SEXTING IS SO STUPID! CANT YOU JUST RIP OFF YOUR CLOTHES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GUY!? SO YOU COULD ACTUALLY SEE HOW HORNY HES GETTING!? HUH!!"
We were at tasha's house, brandon walked in and heard everything. hes all "....Uhhh....Degrassi night I see...Im just gonna go home...and...jack off..or something...!!"
I thought tasha was gonna die after hearing what brandon said.
Anyway, the walk home was weird...
These 2 dudes I sorta know in my neighborhood stopped me and asked me "So...I heard you and cory exchanged V-cards, nice work" I tottaly ignored them.
its 5:30am right now..
I thinks theres gonna be another me and brandon fight tomrrow...

Degrassi! <3

LOL~

Ohh..yes..new obbession!
Degrassi: The next generation.
Im like tottaly ADDICTED to the series now!!! <333
Yeah..So are my friends, Like every friday night at 8pm were either at each-others houses or on the phone over reacting to every scene.
Like in one episode, sav got mad at...some..dude forgot chara name because he was talking about hooking-up with his ex. and were all "OH MY GOD!!! SAV IS SO HAWT!!!! GAHHHH FORGET THAT ANYA CHICK!!!! SAVVVV!!!"

Our last obbession was "Jimmy" But nooo!, He left degrassi to start rapping ._. (Artist: Drake)
I even started ranting on livejournal about how Jimmy made the show awesome.
And how me and my fangirl friends missed him from the show.
(me: I MISS THAT! all proper talking dewd thats all "Whoa...dude...why did you do that?" NOW HES LIKE "YO YO YO YEAH! I JUST WANNA FUCK EVERY GIRL IN THE WORLD! YOU THE FUCKIN BEST I EVAH HAD! YEAHYEAH!)


Why am I ranting about this?
No clue.

YES. IM RANTING ABOUT THE CMA'S

Wow.
First kayne. Now Wynonna judd making stupid comments on taylor swift?
What is she? jealous because Taylor got to fame quicker than her?
I mean come on....Your supposed to be happy for another's success.
And all the idiots going on about "Taylor is to young to win such an award! she only won because of the Kayne Incident!" How...could she win because of Kayne? What? did someone go "Awwwww. Taylor got slammed by kayne. HOW ABOUT WE JUST MAKE TAYLOR WIN THE AWARD FOR NO REASON!"
I like taylor swift's music.
Sounds way better than Kayne and Wynonna's if you ask me.

Fuck....you...BREE-KUN!! ._.

._.
Guys..are...so..confusing.
Okay brandon and me got in that little......fight-ish thing. the other day.
NOW HE IS COMPLETELY IGNORING ME AND I DONT KNOW WHY!
Probably that keith bitch.
I talked to tasha. she said she didnt tell brandon or keith shit. she also added she knows when its time to talk and to keep her mouth shut. that keith dude is trouble.
GAHHHHH!! ._.
I saw him late yesterday. he was taking some trash bags to the garbage pin.
he had...like alot...I have no clue how he even carried them all over their without falling.
So I asked him if he wanted any help. he stayed silent. I was all "Hello?..Brrrraaaandonnnn..?"
Then after he was done. he walked away. and never said a word to me ._.
like.....10 minutes later. decided to take a walk. saw tasha with brandon and keith. I would have loved to walk over there. but...nahhh...it'd be too dramatic. but no. Tasha decided to point me out ._.
She was all "KRIS!!! KRIS!! OVER HERE!" ._. Brandon turned around and looked at me for about 2 seconds. That keith freak just started looking in the other direction.
So when I got over there.. (It would have taken me 15 seconds..I walked slow...so it took 1 minute :D)
Tasha was all "Guess whatttt! me, bree and keith are gonna have our parents drop us off at festival six so we can see this is it. ya know? micheal jacksons movie thing? You HAVE to come with us!"
Anyway. I ended up staying home.
I texted brandon earlier this morning. hoping he hasnt left for school yet..since he leaves his cell phone at home all the time. I was all "Hmm? Something wrong?" he texted me back 20 minutes later replying as "Shush. Im on the bus damnit. (Ohhhhh. shush and bus ryhmes!) I'll text you back after school."
._. And he seemed pretty nice then..
I have no fucking clue when brandon gets home from school.
Knowing most stone mountain high schools its 4pm. ._.
Im gonna be waiting for awhile....

Rant.

YEPPPP!!!!! I haz another thing that bugs me.

Anyone know those types of girls....who call themselves"Emo" and go on about their hate for "preps" all the time, yet they dont even care if their friends are preps. she'll still put you in the same catagory as the annoying preps that she knows?

Also something else that bugs me. Music jerks.
Yes. I just made a new label, "Music jerk" Those type of people who are so music obbessed. which is tottaly okay. but they slam anyone who doesnt like their type of music.
Like if this guy/girl is into Pop or rock. and she knows this other guy/girl who isnt a huge fan on pop and rock and prefers heavy metal. and you INSTANTLY get told "WHAT!? THAT SUCKS! YOUR GAY!!!"

Oh yes. and Anime freaks.
I dont mean the type of people who enjoy watching anime alot.
I mean the actual FREAKS those type of people who only talk about how good/bad this anime is. never shut up about how you need to watch this anime RIGHT now. and spend all their money on anime merchandise. Cosplay all the time. and think you have a problem if your not so addicted like they are.

*Thinks of something else*
Overly ghetto people. like those guys who cannot pronounce a single word correctly to save his life. wear gold chains, sag their pants all the way to their fucking knees.
and post all over their myspace/facebook about how gangsta they are and their level of swag. and pay respect to every single fallen rap/hip-hop artist that ever lived.
And those overly ghetto girls! with the blonde/blue/yellow/red hair! that are always wearing worn out shirts. have huge breasts yet never fucking wear a bra. Wear shorts from 3+ years ago. have their hair pinned up in wraps all the time. wearing worn out house shoes and then go out like this and then be extremely loud with everything they say. but the worst thing is half the time they yell and cant even talk right!
Like for example. lady in wal-mart "MOSHELL!!!! MOSHELL GURL YUH AINT GON BELIVEH HOW DEY DON RAISED THE PRACIES IN HERE!!! WE GON BEH STUCK IN DAT KAY-MAHT NAO. I THOUGHT DAT WAH-MAHT WAS SUPPOSED TUH HAV TEH LOWEST PRACIES!!! I DON BE SICK UH DIS NAH!" ._. You see my point..



Well..my rant is over..

Update...Extremely..long..convo..blog..

I havent blogged in like...4 days..
Alot has happend..
Well..first..of all...

Brandon....problems...
(Bow chicka wow wow)
He sent me a text and was like "..Kris...come here..I gotta talk to you now" Im all "..Here?..Here is Located?" And hes all "........... Where we normally hang out"
Okay..Im walking over there. Half calm. Half Scared.
I find him sitting in a tree ._. and some dude (Later to find out his name is "Keith")
Sitting against the tree.
Im like "...Hewwo.....Guys..?" Brandon fucking jumps down from the tree. (HE WAS 9 FEET OFF THE GROUND!!) He lands on his ass.. ( ._. ) Hes like "...Okay...listen...theres something...I really gotta ask you.." Im like "What is it?" Hes all "You can be tottaly truthful with me. I'll forgive you...but please dont lie to me" Im all "Sure...Whats wrong..?" hes like "Kris.......are you cheating on me?", Im all "Why would I? I love you....?" He spazzes out and is like "FUCK!!!!! I said you could be truthful with me!!" o_o I was really confused..to shorten this...lets convo blog shall we?
(me: brandon..Whats wrong?, Brandon: ....Were done kris.., Me: What!? Why!? What did I do!?, Brandon: I was already hurt enough...when I found out you were cheating....You didnt have to lie to me....I would have forgave you....., Me: WHAT? BRANDON I SWEAR IM NOT!. Keith: Fucking liar, Me:WHAT!?, Keith: I saw you with him..., Me: WITH WHO!!!!, Keith: How the fuck am I supposed to know his name whore?, Me: BRANDON I SWEAR I DIDNT!!!!!!, Brandon: ...Of course...his eyes were wrong right?, Me: I SWEAR I DIDNT!!!! WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME!!!!, Brandon: Maybe because...keith is way nicer than you are to me?, Me: ....What?, Keith: Your always treating him like shit. Calling him names behind his back. yeah...tasha tells all, Me: ...NAME ONE FUCKING TIME I TALKED ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK, Brandon: WELL!!!!!..According to tasha...it was when I was talking with elizabeth..You called me a worthless heartbreaker, Me: ...You were flirting with her brandon..Playing with her hair and all....,Brandon: ......................, Keith: And the time you called him a  Whiney emo crybaby, Me:....OKAY NOW I DID NOT CALL HIM THAT! WOW! AFTER KNOWING THE BULLSHIT BRANDONS BEEN THROUGH. YOU ACTUALLY THINK I'D FUCKING CALL HIM THAT!?!?! BRANDON HAS EVERY FUCKING RIGHT TO HATE EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS WORLD!!!! YET HE DOESNT. WHY WOULD I TURN INTO ANOTHER PERSON WHO HATES HIM?, brandon: .....*Small smile* Oh wow great save kris. Keith: And the time you wished he was dead, Brandon: ......She what..?, Me: .....Thats really...just bullshit now....I wouldnt wish death even on my worst enemy.....I love brandon...I'd never want him to go..., Brandon: ....Fuckshit. Keith: Yeah right, Me: ..Why are you even in this....?, brandon: His name is Keith, Me: You couldnt have talked to me alone..?. Brandon: ...... , Keith: I could tell brandon more....Like when I saw you with cory, Brandon:  I know about that, Keith: ....Nope...the second time, brandon: WHAT!!?, Me: There was no second time...,Brandon: What kris? you were furious a minute ago? sad because I know?, Me: *Sniffle*...No..., Brandon: A-are you..cr-crying............Uhm..Keith..what happend the second time, Me: ....Nothing.., Keith: She was hanging out with a group. everyone started to leave untill it was only him and her left. I dont know what they were talking about...But I could tell he was flirting. He even put his hand up her shirt, Brandon: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, me: WHAT!?!?! THAT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!!, Keith: Then cory whispered something to her. He grabbed her by the waist and started kissing her, Me: ....That didnt...., Keith: I fucking saw it. 2 days ago, me: ........, Brandon: ..Wow..You know what..Im done...., Me: ...What?, Brandon: I said im fucking done. fine then...You couldnt even tell the truth......I cant believe I loved such a whore..., Me: ...Theres no need for name calling, Brandon: YEAH RIGHT I COULD FUCKING SAY THE SAME FOR YOU!, Me: ...Brandon..., Brandon: GOD! WILL YOU SHUT UP! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU! YOU TRASHY STUPID!, Me:...Brandon.........Please.., Brandon: HOW ABOUT YOU DO ME  FAVOR AND JUST DIE ALREADY!!? GOD! I SEE EXACTLY WHY YOUR PARENTS FAVOR YOUR BROTHER! THATS WHY EVERYONE THINKS YOUR A FREAK! FUCK YOU! AND I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE! YOU BITCH!!!!, Me: ...I already knew those things..Brandon.......I thou-, Keith: *Pushes me hard against tree* Fucking leave. Me: *Mouth is bleeding* Ow..why..did you..?, Keith: Its gonna get worse if you dont leave bitch, Me: .....*Runs as fast as possible, trips and cuts leg on broken glass beer bottle* ...*Begins crying*, Keith: Fucking pussy, Brandon: ....S-stop crying..damnit..., Me: *Runs off to picnic tables*. I was sitting there..just staring out in space...for 2 hours...2 whole hours, Brandon: ...I..I dont..know..how I could..possibly..., Me: Im sorry that Im not dead yet..., Brandon: Theres no possible way I could say that Im sorry, Me: ....You just did say sorry...didnt you?, brandon: Kris, Me: ...Yes?, Brandon: Are you listening, me: mhm...., Brandon: Im...really sorry.....I....Theres no....I dont know....Just...Im..Sorry..I shouldnt have...acted like that..I was wrong...I.....I was more than wrong...I was.., Me: I get it brandon.., brandon: No. you dont., Me: I know...you were mad...its okay...I dont care about that.....Im thinking about something else, Brandon: Wh-what..?, Me: ...How it was true what you said about my parents and friends..., Brandon: No! I was lying!!!! I would never mean that!!!, Me: ....My parents dont like me..because...my brother is clearly better...And..I only have a few friends because...I am weird......, Brandon: ....No.., Me: I've been alone all my life brandon..Im 13 now.....Theres still time for it to hopefully get better, I always did sorta Envy you., Brandon: ..Me?, Me: Yeah.....Because...your..just so great....and funny...and everyone adores you..I acted mean toward you because......Im..that lonely girl........Who ignores everyone..And...When I found out that you liked me...I thought I would only bring you down.., Brandon: W-what..?, Me: ....Im sorry brandon......, Brandon: No. You did nothing wrong, Me: but..that time...when you were flirting with elizabeth...I did call you a worthless heartbreaker..but I was mad...I treated you like shit...yet expected you...not to forget me so quickly.., Brandon: I only flirted with her because I was hoping to get some kind of reaction from you...Why do you possibly think I was flirting with her right in front of your eyes? I wanted to know if you did care....., Me: ..But...I swear..I didnt cheat...I really didnt..you mean to much to me..to do that, Brandon: Yeah but you do check out other guys alot........, Me: Your right...I do...sometimes Im even tempted to leave you for them, Brandon:..What?, Me: But...how would I know if that random guy I thought was hot would be as good as you? I'd lose you for a person I dont even know? I've been wanting you for too long to do that., Brandon: ....., Me: something wrong?, Brandon: No.....But..what Keith said, Me: I dont know keith...But..2 days ago..I was inside my house all day...I was sick remember?, Brandon: Your mouth..and your leg, Me: What about it?, Brandon: Your mouth is bleeding like crazy...your mouth is fucking stained.....and...arent you gonna...take care of that cut on your leg..? its huge..., Me: ...I should.....But...whats my mom gonna say? What am I gonna tell her?, Brandon:...well.., me: What?, Brandon:..Th-that...I did it..I was so mad..that I let keith hurt you like that...So...it is..my fault, Me: My dad will go crazy and probably beat you brandon...., Brandon: So what?, me: I cant let you do that, Brandon: ..Follow me, Me: BRANDON I SAID NO!!, Brandon: You need to take care of that!!!!!, Me: MY MOM WILL CALL YOUR PARENTS. GET YOU IN EXTREME TROUBLE AND MY DAD WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A FUCKING DOG!, Brandon: ....Call it...as my Punishment for my stupidity..?, Me: Please dont..I cant let you do that...., Brandon: .You need to get taken care of...., Me: ...Dont..., Brandon: Well what are we gonna do!?!?!?, Me:..I dont know..., Brandon: ...Wait....Let me see..if my parents are back yet, Me: and if they walk in with me. at your house..?, Brandon: again. My punishment, Brandon: now come on, Me: ....., *Were at his house*, me: its cold..., Brandon: Mom keeps it cold...why...I do not know.....I need a fucking towel....sit down, Me: Ow..., brandon: What?, Me: My side......When I fell, Brandon: Oh...want me to help you?, Me: No, *Brandon disapears for 5 minutes, I look around the apartment and wondering how the hell its so clean*, Brandon: Here...put this in your mouth, Me: What is it?, Brandon:Warm towel with water? Come on, Me: OWWW!!!!! THAT FUCKING STINGS!!, Brandon:...What the hell...you really must have fucked up your mouth.., Me: ..No..its just..my lip...ow...., Brandon: You do it..I'll get some bandages, Me: Oww..., *2 minutes later*, Brandon: Let me see your lip.....WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, Me: OH MY GOD WHAT!/, Brandon: Oh its nothing. you just...bit..into..your...entire..bottom lip..it looks...nasty..., Me: Owwwww...., Brandon: Now for your leg. put this on it, Me: OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!, Brandon: What? its Disinfectant spray, me: OWWW!!! IT HURTS OWW!!!, Brandon: Its okay..it'll stop soon, Me: ow..., Brandon: Im so sorry...., Me: Its okay, Brandon: ...Urg..I cant kiss you due to your lip, Me: *Hug* but we can do this, Brandon: Your clothes....Your covered in dirt, Me: Yepp. Im always in dirt though, Brandon:..You sound happy again, Me: Lies, Brandon: How could You forgive me!? Im a total bastard for what I said to you!, Me: I know you said it out of anger brandon..or..at least I hoped you did, Brandon: ..I...I...You should hate me..., Me: I love you, Brandon: I dont deserve to get off that easily!, Me: ...*Punches shoulder*, Brandon: oww! that was for!?, Me: ...I dont know....enjoy it, Brandon: ....My parents will be home any minute, Me: Okay..Thats for helping me brandon, Brandon: Anytime you need it, *Whispers to me on the way out*...Kris...are...we..together again..?, Me: ...Thats your choice brandon, Brandon: I love you..., Me: I love you too..)

That was NOT RACISM!!!

Okay..I was having a simple conversation with my 2 friends right? She was all "Hey krista? What you wanna do?" Im all "*SCREAMS* LETS INVADE CHINA!!!!"
These 2 chinese guys get bitchy with me ._.
This 1 guy was all "Thats too far. Why dont I say LETS GO SHOOT UP ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE IN AFRICA!!!" What!? I wasnt freaking making any type of race joke! I just called out a random country!!! anyway so im all "OH IM SORRY! I'LL GO INVADE GERMANY! IM IN A MOOD TO KILL SOME GERMANS TOO! AND WHILE WERE AT IT! LETS STOP IN MEXICO AND MURDER SOME MEXICANS!!!! AND WHY STOP THERE?! LETS GO STRAIGHT TO LONDON! PEOPLE WITH BRITISH ACCENTS PISS ME OFF! YOU HAPPY HUH!?"
Could I have handled that intelligently? Yes I could have.
Did I decide to have a spaz attack? yes I did.

But I mean really. did that guy think I was serious?
I just shouted the first country that popped into my head. I also thought of Mexico. but China sounded funnier to me at the moment.

Fact about Mystery Woman:

She finds it extremely hilarious when guys refer to their balls as "junk"

*Giggle*
That happend today actually.
At the kickball tourney.
The kickball hit this one dude in the nuts owo
(Him: AHHHH!!!! SHIT MY JUNK STILL HURTS!!!!, Me: *Giggle*, Him: ME BEING IN PAIN IS NOT FUNNY!!!!, Me: *Giggle* you said junk :D, Him: ....... )

H-H-H-HEARTBREAKERRRRR.

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Seductive woman snapped at meeee! *Sniffle*
Whai? I told her about me and bree-kun.
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Well...her exact words were.
"WHATTT!?!?!? YOU WHAT?! AND WHY!? URG! YOU NEED TO BE ONE OF THOSE SEXY MYSTERIOUS HEARTBREAKER CHICKS!" (me:...Heartbreaker chicks...?), Shes all "YES! THE TYPE OF EXTREMELY AWESOME GIRL THAT ALL THE GUYS WANT AND ONLY SOME CAN HAVE!!!!!" (Me: But...what guy wants me...?) "HAVE YOU SEEN THE GUYS IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD!? (Me:...You be the heartbreaker chick <.<) "Im too much of a slut to be one!" (Me: ..........)
Yeah yeah, Seductive woman is 15..sorta...slut-ish.
Im the youngest in the group ._.
(Seductive woman: 15, Sweet woman: 14, Leading Woman: 16, Curious Woman: 14, Mystery Woman: 13)
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So yeahhh...>.>

........

*Sigh*
wow...I could have been so much happier right now ._.
I could have been smart, been in the gifted program in school. but nooooooooooooooooo.
Mom's homophobia stole that from me ._.
._. When I was in kindergarden. My normal teacher was out sick for 2 weeks.
And I had a substitude, He was gay.
I was like 4, I didnt know he was gay! I thought he was just a normal person! He SEEMED like a normal straight guy to me! But my mom was afraid being around him might bring "Gay Spirits" to me and I would be gay ._. (First of all. WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING GAY!?) BOTH my parents are homophobic!
In kindergarden, I got freaking every award there was! I was the smartest in my class!
But in 1st grade when I started homeschool, MY GRADES STARTED FAILING!
NOW! IM NOT EVEN SURE IF I'LL BE OKAY IN HIGH-SCHOOL NEXT YEAR! WHY!? IM NOT USED TO BEING IN PUBLIC SCHOOL! IM USED TO READING FROM BOOKS AND THEM TELLING ME WHAT TO DO, IF A TEACHER TOLD ME TO RIGHT DOWN A MATH PROBLEM RIGHT NOW. I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO DO IT! WHYYYY!!!! BECAUSE! I CANT FUCKING COMPREHEND IT! I'D HAVE TO ASK AT LEAST 4 TIMES FOR HER TO REPETE IT! ._.
I cant even spell repete!!!!! ._.
*Rage*?

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I wonder if anyone even reads this blog.
*Shrug*.

*Sigh* Bree-Kun!

Ohhh! November! Oh yes! <3
I went to church today, My parents decided we should become members of new birth (Ya know...bishop eddie Long's church?)
Haha im happy because I get to hang out WIF MAH HOMESCHOOLED HOMIEEEEE.
(India..Duhh)
Me and india were loud the whole service, my parents were sitting in the row RIGHT BEHIND US!!!!!! And when india started picking out cute guys, THEY HEARD IT!
And when I picked out a cute guy, MY DAD JUST HAD TO STEP IN! (Me: India! LOOK!, India: Wha?, Me: Boy, 7th row, Awesomeness, India: WHAT KINDA HAIRSTYLE IS THAT!? IS THAT THE NEGRO VERSION OF A MOHAWK!, Me: Do you see his clothes?! So awesome!!!, India: Ohhh you into bad boys huh?, Me: Me? Bad boy? Define bad boy! If hes out spoken and ready to get into a fight at anytime like me, THEN YEAH I FREAKIN LOVE BAD BOYS!!!!!!!!!!, Dad: Krista, your not dating this young, me: Da-dating? What? I wasnt talking about dating, Mom: *Glares at me*, me:...Weridos....,Mom: Dont go actin all bad because your friend is here, Me: Yet you punish me randomly when your friends are around to prove what a good mother you are?, Mom: THATS IT, GET IN THIS ROW NOW!, Lady: Shhhh...., Mom: *Embarrased*, Me: *Whispers*..Pwnage...)

I ran into brandon after church too...
(Me: *Walks over* Hayyyyyy brandon *Huge smile*, Brandon: and you want..?, Me: I got something to tell you!, Brandon: *Sigh*, What, Me: Whats wrong?, Brandon: I dont have time for this shit kris, Me: What..?, Brandon: I need you to tell me right now, do you love me or not? If you dont i'll give up on any chances I might have with you and the hurt will fucking stop, Me: h-hurt?.., Brandon: I saw you, you and cory, late last night you didnt pull away, Me: Brandon what are you talk-, Brandon: Dont fucking play dumb with me, I saw you, he kissed you and you didnt even pull away!! it was 3 minutes kris, Me: You counted?, Brandon: HELL YEAH I COUNTED, Me: geez...., Brandon: I thought you and him were done, Me: we are.., Brandon: then why!?, Me: I dont know okay!? you so know how I am when someone kisses me! Im stunned! unable to move!, Brandon: Oh really? *Kisses*, Me: BRANDON!!!!, Brandon: See!!, Me: NO my brother can see us!, Ej: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!!!!!, Brandon: Ohhh........, Me: Brandon, if you wanted me to kiss you, you could have simply asked. follow me, ej: SHIT YA'LL GONNA GO FUCK!, Me: SHUT THE HELL UP EJ!, Brandon: wh-where are we going...?, Me: Just follow....., *3 minutes later*, Brandon: I didnt know this place was here, Me: I come here to think sometimes, Brandon: about what?, Me: School...problems...you...ya know just stuff, Brandon: M-me...?, Me: Stop studdering, Brandon: k-kay, I MEAN OKAY, Me: Now...*Pushes up against wall and kisses*, brandon: Whoa...., me: Hm?, Brandon: No-nothing...when the fuck did you get so strong?, Me: Well...my dad is currently crazy on lifting weights, So I attempt to use them for fun alot, Brandon: Whoa, the chick I love is stronger than me, Me: I so am not, Brandon: Fine, Arm wrestle, me: Your on! *4 minutes later*, Brandon: I won...?, Me: Yep, told you that I wasnt stronger, Brandon: You were close to beating me for 3 minutes, then your arm gave out, Me: You still won, Brandon: Krista..., You know were too young for this right?, me: Yep, Brandon: Then why are we doing this?, Me: doing what?, Brandon: nevermind, Me: Hmm?, Brandon: Nevermind, Whats this notebook?, Me: THATS MINE!, Brandon: My name is doodled on the front why?, Me: ................. Just give it back, Brandon: Ohhh, You do love me?, Me: No, I hate you, Brandon: That means you love me, Me: ehhhh.........., Brandon: What about cory?, Me: What about him?< Brandon: You still like him, me: I dont, Brandon: But, he dumped you, Me: so?, Brandon: theres no other guys right?, Me: Nope, Brandon: Really?, Me: Yepp, Brandon: Good then *Picks up in arms*, Me:OH MY GOD, PUT ME DOWN!, Brandon: You..are so...lightweight..how much do you weight? Like 110 pounds?, Me: 100, Brandon: Isnt that unhealthy?, Me: No not really, extremely fast metabilism, Brandon: ohhhhh, Me: When im old it will slow down alot and i'll be fat haha, havent you noticed all he women in my family? In those photos the time you were over at my house?, Brandon: Ohhhh, haha I dont care, I'll still love you anyway, Me: You'll still love me when were grown?, Brandon: Anything is possible, Me: Ohhh.., Brandon: What?, Me: Nothing *Smile*, now put me down, Brandon: Make me, Me: ...I'll kick your nads, Brandon: Krista, since the day I met you, I wear a cup 24/7, Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!, Brandon: What? Your crazy, Me: Put me down!, Brandon: Your like a little baby!, Me: *Glare*, Brandon: *Glares back*, Me: Fine fine, Brandon *Puts down* eww..now I smell like you!, Me: Oh isnt it a wonderful scent?, Brandon: Arent girls supposed to smell like flowers...or..fruit or something..? You smell like leaves, Me: Well...I was wrestling on the grass with ej, Brandon: Still, you always smell like that, Me: I never noticed, Brandon: And what do I smell like?, me: Shit, Brandon: Fuck you, Me: Fuck you too!, Brandon: NUH UH! I SAID FUCK YOU FIRST!, Me: SO!, Brandon: THAT MEANS I WIN!, Me: So...., Brandon: Its getting dark, we should get home, Me: awww, Brandon: You'll miss me?, Me: Nope, Brandon: Fuck you, Me: I love you too!, Brandon: YOU LOVE ME!!?, Me: Nope!, Brandon: You confuse me, Me: Heehee! good-night!! *kisses*, Brandon: Night, *Tackles*, Me: Ahhh! you know theres ants and shit down here!!!, Brandon: So what? They wont bite me, im on top, Me: Ahhhh!!!!!!, Brandon: *Kisses*, Me: It looks like were fucking brandon, Brandon: Ewwww! noooo! YOU HAVE A CAVE!!!! SHIT!!!, Me: LOL FUCK YOU, Brandon: Bye, Me: Good-night Mr. boyfriend, Brandon: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHIT!!!!!!!, Me: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Yes that was long as fuck.