Oh Gee, Sundays!

OMG!!! A WENT ON A DATE!! I WENT ON A DATE!!!
Or maybe I stayed inside watching Degrassi the next generation reruns...

(Quiet. >.>)

I never saw the Episode when JT was killed. it was kind of sad. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I FIND FUNNY, THE SEASON 9 EPISODE "You be illin" WHEN JOHNNY TELLS ALI HE HAS A GENITAL WART. And hes like "I found a wart o.o". Ali was like "Where?" And Johnny is like "....On my junk" OKAY. I FIND IT FREAKING HILARIOUS WHEN GUYS REFER TO THEIR NADS AS JUNK OKAY? LIKE AT THIS SCHOOL OUTING, We were playing kickball and this dude got hit in the nads with a soccerball. Hes all "GAHH!!! AHHH!!!...MY JUNK!" LOOOL.

o___o..-Cough-

YO. PUBERTY RANT MAN.

How Gee....What a way to spend a Friday night! Drinking, Club Hopping and trying to get Laid! YEAHHHH! (...Okay..So maybe, Im just sitting at home...In my pajamas...watching TV and blogging, Shut up, Acting like you know me. -Glare-)
You know what I dont understand? Why teenage guys around here walk around shirtless, with their pants sagging... I really and I mean really wanna know who started the whole sagging thing. I mean..geez, what was the person thinking? "I NEEDA SHOW THE WORLD MY THUNDERIOUS MANBOOTY. -Pulls down shorts-" e_____e.....Like. Some of my guyfriends do that.... Walking outside in a group... Everyone shirtless..with their boxers showing- Okay. You know another thing I hate about teenage years. MY GUYFRIENDS HAVE SUDDENLY BECOME ATTRACTIVE. ALL THOSE. FREAKING MUSCLES, DEEP VOICES AND CRAP. WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? LIKE SOME OF MY GUYFRIENDS I HAVENT SEEN IN LIKE WHAT A YEAR!?!?! FREAKING OPENING THEIR MOUTHS WITH THE "-MIMICS DEEP VOICE- YO KRISTA" IM LOOKING AROUND LIKE "Who the hell....WHO JUST SAID THAT!?!??!?!" I WOULD NEVER DATE ANY OF THEM...but daaaaang. @_____@. EVEN MY OWN BROTHER, SOMETIME I CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH MY FATHERS!!!! (Ej:...MOM....WHERE IS THE REMOTE?, Me:...Dads home? o_o, Ej: Nu you whittle retard.) LIKE. DEAR LORD. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE LITTLE BOYS I USED TO THINK WERE STUPID?

EHHH...IM GOING TO BED-WAKE ME UP WHEN IM 18.

YO RANT BABY.

Oh, Shall I tell you about my day of Drama! Romance! Fights! Make ups! Break ups!

NO. Because that crap didnt happen. (HAHA.) Anyway. You know what I find odd....I have a cousin, Who is half white half black...and she looks Mexican o___o. I mean...She doesnt look white or black, Just Mexican...o__o. SHE DOESNT HAVE THE HUGE FOREHEAD EITHER, ALL WOMEN IN MY FAMILY HAVE HUGE ASS FOREHEADS. (Why do you think my bangs are so low!!!!???)

Erm...Enough about my Bi-racial cousin...
I GOT BABY MAMA DRAMA MAN. (....Okay so I dont.) But.. You know what I hate? When guys use pickup lines. I mean... only a few pickup lines are impressive and creative. Most pickup lines I hear just make me wanna kick you in the nads....

-End rant-...?

The Pregnancy Pact?

So I watched "The Pregnancy Pact" on lifetime right? Pretty good movie- Even though I dislike Lifetime.


LOOOL I LOVE the scene when Sarah's dad drags her to Jessie's house. And her dad is all "HEY! WHY DONT YOU ACT LIKE A MAN AND COME OUT HERE?" And Jessie is like "o_____o" I kinda felt bad for jessie- -Chuckle- I mean. LOL try coming downstairs and you see your girlfriend's dad ready to murder you and your not sure why. LMAOOOOOO.  But anyway. I also found it ironic.. How the girls made a Pact to get pregnant- Not one of them asked their boyfriends. o____o... I mean... come on... I WOULD HATE GETTING PREGNANT AS A TEEN AND HAVING TO BREAK THE NEWS TO MY BOYFRIEND.
(Me: Yo. Im Pregnant. Boyfriend: o_______o;;, Me: What?, Boyfriend: ...And the father is who...?, Me: You dumbass, Boyfriend: Exuse me for a second. -Walks into bathroom and shuts door-, -Next morning while watching the News-, TV: a 15 year old boy named... Boorock Johnson was found dead outside his window, Me: FUCK!!!!)

LOOOL. Okay... so maybe it wouldnt be like that... (haha! Boorock!) But still. It would be like...impossible. AND. Since im against aborton I'd have to HAVE the child o___o THAT PREGNANCY SHIT LOOKS PAINFUL! YOU HAVE THIS..LITTLE..UGLY WHITE THING POPPIN UP OUTTA YOUR VAJAYJAY. AND TO MAKE IT WORST, YOU HAVE THIS PERSON PULLING THE CHILD OUT OF YOUR VAJAYJAY??? THIS IS WHY, MEN SHOULD HAVE THE ABILITY TO GIVE BIRTH. THATS ALL IM SAYING. DONT ASK ME HOW, I JUST THINK THEY SHOULD.

Oh..Sweet Maturity~

Dear lord....Drama. Okay so. Kev...left his girlfriend- And 3 hours later started dating some other chick. o____o; Who was left to comfort his ex? oh look. ME!! The worst thing is- He was acting like him and this chick were soulmates! Ah well.. Anyway. I was looking at old photos with Tasha, It was of me, Her and Brandon from 6 grade, Haha! Brandon still had braces back then. I think we were like...11? I kinda got sad......I miss those old times, We didnt even know how lucky we were. I asked Tasha. "....Whatever happend to the bubbly carefree boy we used to know named Brandon...", The only reply she had was "Life......" -Sigh- We've all changed..Well me and Tasha are still retards- But... we grew up. Brandon totally changed. Even when I ask him "Why did you change?" He gets upset and insists hes still the same....

Oh well....I just hope this wont end like my relationship with Charl-....OH LOOK A BUTTERFLY. -Chase-

Oh..Thanks Bree...

o_____o;;...
Odd...

...Bree..actually had a moment of kindness... So..
I was sad right? I went outside to read. Bree actually asked me whats wrong o____o He normally ignores me, Blah blah. I tell him Im sad because I annoy everyone, guys think im trash and 90% of my friends think they know "whats wrong" with me.. Hes like "..Hmm..Really..? Sigh.. the times i've been there. Listen Kris..Kristal...Kristen.. Whatever the hell your name is... With relationships, the problem isnt you, Its your friends. I've seen some of your friends, Loud, Rude, Dont care about anyones feelings, They dont even respect the person you have feelings for....I heard some of them, Trash talking them, analyzing every normal thing they do making some big deal out of it. Now- You have made alot of mistakes in the past.. I've seen you mature... I see nothing wrong with you, But... heres.. just some things- Stand up for yourself more against your friends, You do it with everyone else. I know you dont want to hurt their feelings, but they have to act right... dont feel sad...I think your really great, Your a good listener, good advice giver, funny, you act like a complete idiot half the time, but your really smart. Best of all.....you have a big mouth-... ANYWHO! I GOTTA RUN...powerwalk... OUTTA HERE!"
o______o... Im not sure what he ment by the big mouth thing... but Im guessing its perverted...
But its kinda strange- Some of my close girlfriends tell me "What?! YOUR AWESOME OMG!!! WHY DO YOU THINK THIS.!?!?!?! OMG!! DID SOMEONE INSULT YOU!?!?! DO I GOTTA BEAT SOMEONE?" But actually hearing a guys honest opinion makes me feel better o____o.

Now... to deal with my other self-esstem issues... Oh well.. I cant do it all at once...

Sad..? Yep..

-Sigh-... Im.. confused. I should be in bed, Since I have that writing test tomorrow... but.. I feel like venting..
So.. I told... Kev.....and Makayla.. About how I completely suck when it comes to guys right? And how Im always getting dumped? Its funny- Everyone knows why I keep getting dumped. Except me...the problem is.. everyone goes on about the negative about me, And then doesnt tell me the positive. Or.. maybe their is no positive o__o
Anyway, Kev said the reason.. I cant keep a boyfriend.. is because, Im fake. o___o..
o___o Yepp... Im.. "Fake". Wanna know why Im "Fake"? Because. "I dont really like Korean pop, Korean Culture or anime, I just say things like that to make it look like im different from everyone else. I try to hard at being funny and im never serious, I dont know how to be romantic- Ever. And I talk behind my boyfriends back"...... What?..... Dude.. I actually do like Korean pop. I could probably name off every mainstream Korean pop artist right now... I find the Korean language interesting... so. I listen to the music.. but.. I also like.. Techno... R&B... Heavy metal....Rock..And.. Im not a big fan of anime.... I watch animes sometimes, but.. Im not all that into it.. I dont.. try being funny, or random... I just am.. I like making people laugh, Is that bad...? And I always try adding humor during serious situations.... sometimes.. I dont.. but...So what.. I suck.. at romance...And.. I do not talk behind my boyfriends back. Okay. Sometimes when an ex annoyed me I'd say something like "Dear god... that bonehead..." Or "Gahhh...that idiot". I probably shouldnt do that, But alas. I say it to myself.... Oh... and what Makayla said.... was.. just. Evil .____.
Well.. according to her..."You dont know how to be a loving girlfriend! You always find a way to mess everything up! You cheat! You lie! And you never know when to shut up, You annoy people and then you turn emo and expect sympathy!" o_____________o Well yeah.. I do.. mess up.. alot. But I stopped cheating like what..? 8 months ago? I dont lie.... and well.. I do.. annoy alot of people... but..
And geez, Being sad sometimes is apart of life. Why the hell do some people confuse sadness with... Emo-ness... .____.;; Anyway. I mean, Is there anything, And I mean anything good about me!!?
Like.. I dont know.. personality! Views on life!......-Sigh-... I tend to confuse myself.

Myspace photos..

You one thing... that.. kinda annoys me.. Just kinda- about myspace.

ALL THESE.... AGE 11-19 YEAR OLD GUYS TAKING PHOTOS OF THEIR "ABS" AND PUTTING IT AS THEIR DEFAULT PHOTO. I MEAN... WTF? OKAY. Some of them... are... pretty hot but.. -Cough-

STILL!!! SOME THINGS I REALLY DONT NEED TO SEE, LIKE A FEW OF MY GUYFRIENDS. THEIR DEFAULT PHOTOS ARE OF THEIR.. "ABS". FIRST OF ALL. I DONT WANNA SEE THAT OKAY? I WOULD LOVE LIVING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING MY BESTIE HAS A SMOKIN HOT BODY THAT I WANT TO BANG AS SOON AS I TURN 18, OKAY?! (...Ignore the.. Banging.. part... >.>)

I MEAN, TAKE OF A PHOTO OF YOUR... PENIS OR SOMETHING. SO ME AND A FEW FRIENDS WILL HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
(Me:... -Giggle-...... 6 inches!)
(Friend: ....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Guyfriend: What....?)


AND ALSO! LADIES. IM SICK OF THESE PHOTOS WITH YOUR BOOBS ALL OVER THE FREAKING PLACE. I WILL PERSONALLY GO OUT TO VICTORIA'S SECRET, BUY YOU A BRA, AND MAIL IT TO YOU!!!!. I MEAN.. ITS SO CRAZY, WHEN IM SCANNING PROFILES. AND MY DAD POPS UP. AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY I HAVE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST WINNER 02' ON MY SCREEN!!!!!

One more thing that annoys me..
IF I FIND ONE MORE!!! ONE MORE PROFILE!! ABOUT SOME TWEEN BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR "SWAG" IM GONNA MURDER SOMEBODY!!! IM SORRY LITTLE 11, 12, 13, 14 YEAR OLD KID. YOU DONT HAVE "SWAG" YOUR NOT A "GANGSTA" YOUR NOT A "THUG" YOUR NOT RUNNING ANY SHIT!! .___.

-End rant-

Pure Rant here.

Have you ever seen the movie called "Baby Boy?" It comes on BET sometimes, its about the grown man having problems when living in the ghetto.. (Wait. thats the theme for almost every BET movie...) But anyway. Theres this scene where his "Girlfriend" is chasing him through the house hitting him? And shes screaming like crazy like "WAH WAH! JODI JODI! WAH WAH!" And he backhands her and she freaks out with the crying? ._.
I FIND THAT SCENE TO BE ODD... ODD ENOUGH TO BLOG ABOUT IT. Why? Because this chick was beating the shit outta his back. And It looked like it hurt alot AND she was doing this for about a minute. He turns around, Backhands her. And she breaks down like "WAH!!! JODI YOU HIT ME!!! WAHH!!". And he carries her into the bedroom and starts hugging her? UHHH. WHAT THE FUCK.... Okay you know what I find annoying? People who find it perfectly okay for a woman to hit a man. but if a man hits a woman. its "AWWWW NAWWWW!!!!! HE GONE LOST HIS FUCKIN MINDDDD. AW MAN WE GON HAVE TO KILL THIS FUCKER." You getting my logic? Exactly. Something else Im gonna rant about.

I hear alot of the women in my family talking about this. "OH! I NEED TO FIND A MAN! SO HE COULD TAKE CARE AND PROTECT ME!" Do it your fucking self. .____. Okay.. past.. Hundred.. Thousand... Million? Years. Its been the tradition for man to take care of wife/family/house blah blah, and tradition to take care of husband.. kids... YEAH. THAT DOESNT WORK FOR ME...

end rant. o_o atm..

Guy Rant!

Sorta depressed atm, Arent I doing my normal activity? Crying over a guy who could care less about me?
I suppose....
Wouldnt it be easier if we could just..forget our feelings for the people who hurt us?... I wouldnt be in my depression right now I'll tell you that. Something im realizing- Im cursed, I just completely suck when it comes to guys. What pisses me off the most EVERYONE thinks they know whats "wrong" with me.
"Oh! Your just like every other girl!", "You talk to much!", "You flirt with other guys!". Gee. Thanks so called friends .____.;;; -Sigh- You might not care, But I feel the need to vent. So. Heres what normally happens in my relationships. Guy meets me, Guy flirts with me, Guy asks me out, Guy thinks im the most awesome thing ever. Sounds pretty good so far right?, Guy gets to know me more, This goes 3 ways. Guy thinks im a retard and wants nothing to do with me. Guy is annoyed by me and ignores me forever. OR This happened a few times. Guy completely likes me for who I am. BUT A RANDOM FRIEND OF MINE FINDS SOME WAY TO FUCK IT ALL UP! I tend to annoy people alot... and I mean alot...But the worst thing is. Half the guys I annoy dont even have to balls to tell me "Its over" They have to just fucking ignore me or hide from me. And Im.. just pissed off for months if a friend fucks up my relationship....
I guess..
I vented enough.. o__O

Pissed.. Off..

o______________________________o;;...
I FEEL LIKE SMACKIN SOMEONE ATM... ( -Goes to find little brother- )
Im gonna explain why Im pissed off first, Lets see.. Makayla... We sorta have that friends/enemy thing..
Almost every guy I know thinks shes the hottest thing ever- And she'll date any guy that has the balls to ask her out right?. Then she races to hurt them the most within a time period. Like- Shes currently dating my best friend Brandon. Shes already cheating on him .___.;; Too bad he doesnt believe me because "She'll never do that! She loves me!" Its like everyone has problems with believing me.. I asked her WHY she dates guys, cheats on them and then gives them complete hell. Oh. Her reply? "Its fun." .____.
I FELT LIKE GIVING A SPEECH. BUT SINCE I CANT ATM BECAUSE ITS 11PM. IM GONNA TELL YOU INTERNET. YEAH. YOU. I told this to another friend before.
Im like.. "DUDE... -HEADDESK- YOU BREAK HEARTS FOR FUN!!? WHAT THE HELL. YOU KNOW WHAT. CHICKS LIKE YOU PISS ME OFF. YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS? HORRIBLE SLUT FINDS AWESOME GUY, AWESOME GUY FALLS FOR HORRIBLE SLUT, AWESOME GUY THINKS HORRIBLE SKANK LOVES HIM WHEN SHES ACTUALLY TOO BUSY BEING EYE CANDY OR A GIRLFRIEND TO ANOTHER GUY. HORRIBLE SKANK BREAKS AWESOME GUY'S HEART. THEN ANOTHER HORRIBLE SKANK COMES ALONG & ANOTHER & ANOTHER & ANOTHER, THEN AMAZING GIRL COMES ALONG & FALLS FOR AMAZING GUY. AMAZING GIRL GOES THROUGH HELL AND BACK JUST TO GET THE INTEREST OF AMAZING GUY AND THEN AFTER EVERYTHING AMAZING GUY DOESNT WANT HER BECAUSE HE DOESNT TRUST HER! AMAZING GIRL GOES INTO DEPRESSION, AMAZING GIRL DATES HORRIBLE GUY. HORRIBLE GUY BREAKS AMAZING GIRL'S HEART! AMAZING GUY FALLS IN LOVE WITH AMAZING GIRL! AMAZING GUY GOES THROUGH HELL & BACK JUST TO GET THE INTEREST OF AMAZING GIRL. AMAZING GIRL DOESNT WANT AMAZING GUY BECAUSE SHE THINKS HES LIKE THE OTHERS, AMAZING GUY GOES DEPRESSED!!! BAM!!!! ITS A MOTHERFUCKING CHAIN REACTION!

WHY DO YOU THINK THE BLOG OWNER HERSELF HAS TRUST ISSUES NOW. BECAUSE GUY AFTER GUY AFTER GUY AFTER FUCKING GUY APPEARS TO BE AMAZING AT FIRST TO BLOG OWNER, THEN EVERY GUY EITHER GETS ANNOYED WITH BLOG OWNER, PISSED OFF AT BLOG OWNER, CHEATS ON BLOG OWNER OR JUST SUDDENTLY IGNORES BLOG OWNER.
BAM, AMAZING GUY COMES ALONG & FALLS FOR BLOG OWNER, BLOG OWNER DOESNT TRUST AMAZING GUY, AMAZING GUY GETS TIRED OF TRYING TO DATE BLOG OWNER AND HATES HORRIBLE SKANK.


AND ANOTHER RACE OF THE BROKEN HEARTED IS BORN!!!!!
._____.

Okie. Im done.

Kentucky. Oh baby. O___O;;;;

So I was just on Perezhilton.com right? First time being there. I actually thought it would suck o__o
Felt the need to share that.
ANYWAY. I WAS JUST LISTENING TO "Famous girl" By Chris Brown. (Off-Topic. I also found it strangely hilarious how Perez refers to chris brown as "Beat-Her-Down" -Giggle-) ANYWAY. I THINK ITS THE BEST CHRIS BROWN SONG EVERRRR. -Spazspazspaz-.
Oh look, Im blogging about nonsense! (Isnt that what I.. always do...)
BUT YEAH. BUT IN THE MORNINNG.. Im leaving for Kentucky for Grandmothers funeral..
So.. Yeah. I dont like being in kentucky o_o Theres nothing to do there. Well. Im leaving at 9pm as soon as we pick up the rental car. We probably wont be able to leave till 12pm due to ice on the roads and interstates being closed. (Atlanta really freaks out when it snows.. Like today. All Metro Area schools got out early due to snow that didnt even stick to the ground). Lol Im only gonna be in Kentucky for one full day.
Since its a 6 hour drive there and were gonna be leaving late. And then Im leaving Sunday morning at 6am.
So yeahhhhhhh...
Im gonna take shitloads of photos, Since so many blogs have pictures and my blog feels nude without them!

Wow..

.____.
So yeah... My dad went to the store right.. when he came home. He started yelling ._.
Because the house was messy. THE HOUSE WAS THE EXACT SAME WAY IT WAS WHEN HE LEFT BECAUSE I WAS ON THE COMPUTER AND EJ WAS SLEEPING...
And yep.. I hate when my dad yells. why? It reminded me about my past boyfriends. Yep.
Because every guy I dated at one point said they "Love me" then I end up pissing them off or annoying them.
They break up with me and either Stay mad at me forever, Avoid me, Hate me, or just curse me out...
Main reason I dont really trust anyone.. Because everyone breaks their promises and everything they say..
I just fail with guys.. I even try being different.. .. they still leave me. My friends try telling me. "Im just this amazing girl and no guy I know has the balls to handle me"
But come on... almost every guy..?