Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Myspace photos..

You one thing... that.. kinda annoys me.. Just kinda- about myspace.

ALL THESE.... AGE 11-19 YEAR OLD GUYS TAKING PHOTOS OF THEIR "ABS" AND PUTTING IT AS THEIR DEFAULT PHOTO. I MEAN... WTF? OKAY. Some of them... are... pretty hot but.. -Cough-

STILL!!! SOME THINGS I REALLY DONT NEED TO SEE, LIKE A FEW OF MY GUYFRIENDS. THEIR DEFAULT PHOTOS ARE OF THEIR.. "ABS". FIRST OF ALL. I DONT WANNA SEE THAT OKAY? I WOULD LOVE LIVING THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING MY BESTIE HAS A SMOKIN HOT BODY THAT I WANT TO BANG AS SOON AS I TURN 18, OKAY?! (...Ignore the.. Banging.. part... >.>)

I MEAN, TAKE OF A PHOTO OF YOUR... PENIS OR SOMETHING. SO ME AND A FEW FRIENDS WILL HAVE AN INSIDE JOKE FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS.
(Me:... -Giggle-...... 6 inches!)
(Friend: ....LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
(Guyfriend: What....?)



AND ALSO! LADIES. IM SICK OF THESE PHOTOS WITH YOUR BOOBS ALL OVER THE FREAKING PLACE. I WILL PERSONALLY GO OUT TO VICTORIA'S SECRET, BUY YOU A BRA, AND MAIL IT TO YOU!!!!. I MEAN.. ITS SO CRAZY, WHEN IM SCANNING PROFILES. AND MY DAD POPS UP. AND I HAVE TO EXPLAIN WHY I HAVE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST WINNER 02' ON MY SCREEN!!!!!

One more thing that annoys me..
IF I FIND ONE MORE!!! ONE MORE PROFILE!! ABOUT SOME TWEEN BRAGGING ABOUT THEIR "SWAG" IM GONNA MURDER SOMEBODY!!! IM SORRY LITTLE 11, 12, 13, 14 YEAR OLD KID. YOU DONT HAVE "SWAG" YOUR NOT A "GANGSTA" YOUR NOT A "THUG" YOUR NOT RUNNING ANY SHIT!! .___.

-End rant-

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