YO. PUBERTY RANT MAN.

How Gee....What a way to spend a Friday night! Drinking, Club Hopping and trying to get Laid! YEAHHHH! (...Okay..So maybe, Im just sitting at home...In my pajamas...watching TV and blogging, Shut up, Acting like you know me. -Glare-)
You know what I dont understand? Why teenage guys around here walk around shirtless, with their pants sagging... I really and I mean really wanna know who started the whole sagging thing. I mean..geez, what was the person thinking? "I NEEDA SHOW THE WORLD MY THUNDERIOUS MANBOOTY. -Pulls down shorts-" e_____e.....Like. Some of my guyfriends do that.... Walking outside in a group... Everyone shirtless..with their boxers showing- Okay. You know another thing I hate about teenage years. MY GUYFRIENDS HAVE SUDDENLY BECOME ATTRACTIVE. ALL THOSE. FREAKING MUSCLES, DEEP VOICES AND CRAP. WHAT THE HELL!?!?!? LIKE SOME OF MY GUYFRIENDS I HAVENT SEEN IN LIKE WHAT A YEAR!?!?! FREAKING OPENING THEIR MOUTHS WITH THE "-MIMICS DEEP VOICE- YO KRISTA" IM LOOKING AROUND LIKE "Who the hell....WHO JUST SAID THAT!?!??!?!" I WOULD NEVER DATE ANY OF THEM...but daaaaang. @_____@. EVEN MY OWN BROTHER, SOMETIME I CONFUSE HIS VOICE WITH MY FATHERS!!!! (Ej:...MOM....WHERE IS THE REMOTE?, Me:...Dads home? o_o, Ej: Nu you whittle retard.) LIKE. DEAR LORD. WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE LITTLE BOYS I USED TO THINK WERE STUPID?

EHHH...IM GOING TO BED-WAKE ME UP WHEN IM 18.