Oh no! I'm falling for someone I dont even know!

WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA WHOA. HOLD UP. WAIT A MINUTE. LET ME PUT SOME BREAD, BACON, TOMATO, LETTUCE, MAYO AND GRILLED CHICKEN IN IT! (I'm hungry, So what >.>;;;) UHHHH... YEAHHH. Guys. Are weird man e___e;

KAY. So this guy. I met a few months ago. we KIIIND of friends. but....yeah o___o WE HUNG OUT TODAY. I'll refer to my... "Friend" as Dan. Then Dan's friend came along and started talking to us. I'll refer to him as Fred. K. So Dan is randomly flirting with me.... e__e;  HERES THE WEIRD PART. Fred starts bringing up how many girls Dan has dated in the past. (Dude. He dated more than me. THAN ME!!! And you've SEEN my dating record.) Dan then admits that he likes me. blah blah blah. and is hinting at "I should be his girlfriend" o____o; Fred starts teasing Danny by erm. "Flirting with me" also. He sits down right next to me, We start talking. I thought it was a friendly coversation. Then Dan gets up and walks away. I ask where hes going. Hes like "-FAKE TEARS- Your falling for him!" Fred is like "HAHA! I WON!!!" e___e; THEY start yelling at each other. I'm like "What the... I... hardly.. know either of you. the heck..."
TO MAKE THIS SHORTER. Danny now thinks I'm his girlfriend .___.; Maybe this is why (LETS REFER TO MY CURRENT CRUSH AS.... Nathan.) doesnt want to date me. Because people like Dan....?

-Sigh-.... Anyway. Its obivious Nathan is over me..... Gee. The guys I actually do like forget about me seconds after our breakup. Guys that I DONT like dont want to let me go - -"....
MAYBE I JUST FALL FOR WEIRDOS?....Probably >.>;;;;..