EASTER, URINALS, MASTURBATION, MYSPACE AND RACISM!

Ahhhh. Easter Sunday. It was...All right. Long. But allright.

DUDE. I HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT. FIRST, lets talk about what happened at Church!
I was rushing into the bathroom before church started so I could fix my hair right. (I remember when I used to not care about that stuff, Stupid mother implanting "I must always look nice!" In my brain)
I kind of. Accidently ran into the Men's Bathroom. It was so funny. All I heard was the sound of zippers and "OH MY GOD!!!!! GET OUT!!!!" -Giggle- THEN. After service I went to the bathroom right, This dude walks up to me and is like "Hey, Arent you that girl who walked in on me in the bathroom earlier?" LOL. I was all "I'm so sorry I was in a rush!". Hes all "Its alright, Its alright, SO. RATE WHAT YOU SAW FROM 1 TO 10." I say "7" and walk away. What? >___>;;; AND THEN WHEN I GOT HOME. I saw a dead cat lying on the ground. I think It was ran over. I'm like "...Awww...Poor kitty...". Brandon appears from no where and screams "CRAP!!! I KNEW I SHOULDNT HAVE MASTURBATED LAST NIGHT!!!! I KNEW IT! I'M SORRY!!!!!" And ran off.

Sometimes I just dont know about that dude..

And then when I get home. I go on Myspace right? The first account I made like back in 06. I saw a message sent to me 2 years ago. o___o
It was this girl talking about how she hates "Niggers". One thing I hate about the internet? You cant actually beat someones ass when they offend you. .___.

And Uhm. Last but not least. I was called a Racist today Why? I was talking about Jennifer Lopez and George Lopez and how I used to think they we're related. My "Friend" who is Latina by the way, Snaps at me o___o. Shes like "WHY!? BECAUSE THEIR BOTH MEXICAN? JUST BECAUSE THEIR FAMOUS AND MEXICAN DOES NOT MEAN THEIR RELATED. YOUR MY GIRL! I THOUGHT YOU WE'RENT LIKE ALL THE OTHER BLACKS AROUND HERE!!!!! YOU JUST LOST ALL MY RESPECT!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU!". o____o
I'm like "I didnt think they we're related just because their Mexican.... With your logic SouljaBoy and Barack Obama could be related, I thought they we're related because they have the same last name..."

It went quiet. o____o