How to get boyfriends:

Apparently. By giving blow-jobs and Hand-jobs....
Kay 5 of my guyfriends, Got girlfriends this week. How? THEY GOT BLOW-JOBS. .___.

JESUS CHRIST! THEY DIDNT EVEN KNOW THESE CHICKS! FOR ALL THEY KNOW SHE COULD HAVE HA-...Urg. I'm not even gonna get into that. Anyway. I almost got in a fight. Over something reeeeeally...dumb. Kay. I was talking to a friend that I havent seen in like forever. So I hugged him. HIS GIRLFRIEND GOES MAD. I didnt even know he had a girlfriend....
 The funny thing is. the girl couldnt even talk. She gets up in my face and says "GURL. I GETTIN TIRED UH YUH JOCKIN MUH BOIFREND." I'm like "I'm sorry...did you just say. I'm jocking your boyfriend?...And that means....?". Then shes all "STUHPHUD WHITE WANNBEH GURL!!!! MUH MAN DUNT WAN CHUH! HE DUNT WANT YUH NUH MO. HE KNO HE GOT TUH GUDS NUH. AND DUNT NEED CHUH. SO GUH RUN OFF. K THANKS BUH!!!". I'm like "...Was that even a language right there? Or we're you just attempting to gargle peanut butter?" She pushes me. I push her. Her boyfriend steps in....e____e; It was so...freaking....crazy.

Anyway. I'm tired...Gewd-Night.