SEX TAAAAAALK.

All right. So I was on gURL.com with a friend right? The Sex & Relationship boards. Since all the other ones are inactive. The Sex & Relationships board has all these odd/funny questions/sex suggestions. Uhm. Anyway. Me and my friend. LETS CALL HER...Taylor. were looking at them.
This thread...right here. Threw us off...
( http://messageboards.gurl.com/n/pfx/forum.aspx?tsn=1&nav=messages&webtag=gl-relations&tid=295484 )

o____o. Then Taylor suddenly looks at me and is like "WE SHOULD START HAVING SEX. COME ON. MOST PEOPLE LOSE THEIR VIRGNITY AT LIKE 15!".
 o_____o. Uh huh...uhm...yeah. Nooo... e___e;
I'm like "First. WHAT THE HELL!? DUDE. Second. THE AGE IS 16. Third. WE'RE NOT EVEN 15!!!!"
-Sigh-. She knows "Aaron" isnt a virgin, And apparently. Having sex with him should "Win him over"
FIRST OF ALL. WHAT? WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE? A SEX IN THE CITY CHARACTER? Shes my friend and all. But I worry about her so much sometimes~


I'm kinda old fashioned about Virginity. It should be given to someone I really care about! (-Insane Feminists come after me with pitchforks and flaming bras chanting "LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY DOESNT MEAN YOUR LOSING A PART OF YOURSELF!"- SHIT! DIDNT I DEAL WITH YOU GUYS BEFORE!?)
 (PS. I have no problem with Feminists. I was making a joke about how some take things waaay too far.)

And besides, me? having sex? some things in this world just dont go together. Lets look at all the things that could go wrong.

1. INTERCOURSE:
Me: Uhhh...is it in yet?, Guy: Yes....., Me: O___O; SORRY!!!! MY BAD!. -10 minutes later-, Me: I'm bored, Guy: HOW are you bored if your having sex?, Me: I dont knowww. -5 minutes later-, Me: Are you done yeeet?, Guy: ITS ONLY BEEN 15 MINUTES!!!, Me: Ohhh. Sorrrrry!, -3 minutes later-, Me: I'm a bananaaaa~ I'm a bananaaa~ I'm a bananaaaa~ Look at me mo-, Guy: What are you doing now...?, Me: Siiiiinging, Guy: WHILE YOUR HAVING SEX!?!?!?, Me: Why yes, Guy: You know what...forget it -Gets up-, Me: BABY COME BACK~ YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON M-, Guy: -SLAMS DOOR-, Me: How Rude!

2. HAND-JOB:
Me: Uhm..how do I do this?, Guy: You dont know how?, Me: Nooooope., Guy: ...uhhh.. -Explict instructions here-, Me: ALL RIGHT, Guy: AHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! AHH!, Me: Oh stop faking. I didnt even start yet, Guy: AHHH!!! AHHH!! AH!!!!, Me: Whats wro-...Oh shit my nail cut your testicles...., Guy: AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHH!!, Me: Oh that is gonna be so sore in the morning., Guy: AHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!, Me: UHM..I'LL GO GET SOME...bandages., Guy: AHHHH!!!, Me: Sorrrrryyyyyy hunnnnnn....


3. BLOW-JOB:
Guy: You sure you wanna?, Me: YEP, Guy: mhm then...Wait...wait, Me: What?, Guy: What the hell are you doing?, Me: Giving you a blow job...?, Guy: Your just blowing on it Krista..., Me: Well you said Blow job, Guy: That isnt how you do it....., Me: WELL HOW DO I DO IT?, Guy: -Explict details here-, Me: Ohhh. Okay~. -Starts laughing-, Guy: OWWWW!!!! OWWWWW!!!, Me: SORRY!!!!!, Guy: YOU FREAKING BIT ME!!!!!!!, Me: SORRY!!! IT TICKLED!!!!!, Guy: OWWWWWWW!!!! -Hour later-
-We're sitting on opposite sides of the bed-, Me: Something tells me your upset?, Guy: ......., Me: What if I-, Guy: I SWEAR TO GOD KRISTA!!! IF YOU TOUCH ME ONE MORE TIME TONIGHT WE'RE BREAKING UP!, Me: o____o -Poke-, Guy: ...... Good-night Krista -Turns over-, Me: Ebony..And ivory...live together in pefect-, Guy: What are you doing now?, Me: Singing...., Guy: ....I swear to god I'm dating the most screwed up chick in the world, Me: I CAN HEAR YOU!!, Guy: YOU WE'RE SUPPOSED TO!!!!! >_____>


So...Yeah .____. I'll spare a poor guy the pain.