Complimenting me in spainish?

WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
ALERT: Mystery Woman has found a love interest. (Before you guys spam my hotmail inbox. No. hes not the next Mystery Man....Yet)
So. I was sitting in a tree. Yes. A tree. Reading (I very much enjoy sitting in a tree reading Diary Of A Wimpy Kid. Which i have already read 5908435 times)
These like...group of 5 guys. Who all looked like skaters. (Oh lala~ LOL) Were walking past. One spotted me in the tree and was like "What the hell...Is that a person in that tree? GUYS. WHAT THE HELL!!! LOOK!"
I just waved. LOL they all looked at me like I was crazy o_o This dude. Later found out to be named Cade.
Who asked me what I was doing in the tree. He told me it was unsafe to be up in a weak tree so high, and I should get down. Normally I would tell the person to mind their own fucking business. But. I actually listened o_o (Uh oh~) And guess how I completely embarrased myself? I jumped down from the tree. And My shirt got caught on a branch. ._. It also cut my skin...e.e Half my bra was fucking showing.
THE GROUP OF GUYS WERE LAUGHING LIKE SHIT! Cade was the only one who helped me. Cade was all "You look familar... I think i've seen you before..I just dont know whereeee." Alot of people say I look familar for some reason. o_O He asked me my name. One of cade's friends. Later learned to be named Ryan was like "dude, stop flirting with the chick, dear gawd." LOL. CADE FLIPPED OUT.
I found it pretty funny. Anyway. Then tasha came screaming for me and was like "UHM, KRISTA!!! WE HAVE A PROBLEM!! BREE TROUBLE!" She just told me about how brandon was gloating about sex with his boyfriend. I could tell it was a lie. Since Brandons last sucidie attempt. His parents have been tracking his every move. and I wanted to slap tasha when we was like "Brandon also said you looked really hot when your shirt got caught on the branch!!!" FUCK!! IF BRANDON SAW IT. WHO ELSE DID!?!?!?!?! O_O
(FUCK. FUCK FUCKITY FUCK!!!!! GAH!!! -CONTINUES SWEARING) Then she was all "Ohh...And who is this?" Oh.
(Cade:...Me?, Tasha: ya, Cade: Im cade..?, Tasha: Hi Cade...why are you carrying a skateboard?, Cade: I was practicing....Why?, Tasha: OMG. YOUR ANOTHER ONE OF MYSTERY'S SKATEBOARDER FRIENDS!?, me: Hey..We are more than skaters. We are people! -fake crying-, Cade: Ohhh. So your into boarding too?, me: Ehh..yeah, Cade: I bet you rock at it, Me: Ive been skating for 6 months. Still not improving, Cade: Nonsense! Are you still falling on your ass every second?, Me: Uhm nope!, Cade: THEN! YOU ARE PRO!, Ryan: CADE! CADE! as much as I would enjoy seeing you flirt with another black chick. Im bored. Im leavin, Cade: .........Racist..?, Ryan: My girlfriend is half black. SO ITS NOT RACIST AT ALL!!!!, Cade: Shut up, Ryan: Just trying to shut the white man down, Cade: ONLY YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS WHITE!, Ryan: Well I have never seen such racism!, Cade: ....Sorry...about him..Mystery Woman..., Me: -Giggle- Noooo problamo, Ryan: OH! AND SHE JUST MADE A MEXICAN JOKE! PROBLAMO!?, Cade: RYAN IF YOU DONT SHUT UP!, Ryan: Your racism hurts dude...UHH..SO ANYWAY. BLACK CHICK CADE STRANGELY HAS INTEREST IN! WHAT YO AGE SHAWTAYYYY!, Cade: RYAN!!!!!!!, Me: Uhm, Im (age censored to keep my blog ID Mysterious), Ryan: Aint that a white girl name?, Ryan: So.1 year younger than cade, I ALWAYS KNEW CADE WAS ATTRACTED TO YOUNGER WOMEN!, Cade: RYAN SHUT UP!, Ryan: I HEAR WEDDING BELLS!, Cade: NO YOU HEAR MY FIST ABOUT TO MEET YOUR FACE, Ryan: THAT AINT GOT A SOUND MAN!, Cade: GAH!!!...i;ll catch you later mystery woman. Bye, Me: Bai!, Ryan: -Mimicing me in dreamy voice- Baaaaiiiiiii!, Me: -Glare-, Ryan: No need to shoot the 2 handed swords from chur eyes!, Tasha: HEY RYAN!, Ryan: HEY PRETTY LADIEEE, Tasha: You wanna be mah boyfriend?, Ryan: SURE!, Me: What the fuck...., Cade: Gawd....COME ON...)

So..Yeah..
o3o Thats how it happend