Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Diva is A Female Version Of A Hustla

na na na Diva is a female version of a hustla of a of a hustla na na na diva is a female version of a hustla :3 (.....Beyonce song) Since im a diva and all i MUST Know the song (Yeah right. Like Im a female version of a hustler HAHA). I talked to eiljah. He said (ohhh lord). "Kris..I really really REALLY Love you...And...I wanna know if...We could...could..Like go out" ...I said I dont know and ran away *SLAMS HEAD AGAINST WALL* urg.....I Hate this. So I was talking to india on the phone. Benard was on there too. Benard was all "india ask krista if she like meh" (Hes so stupid I was right there on the phone) India was all "kris benard wants to" (me: Hell no foo. Benard: hmp...So?, Me: pfft your stupid...AND gay. Benard: awww hell naw I aint fucking gay with your lesbian self. Me: Its Okay to be gay benard! They have a special day just for you :D, Benard: Bitch. Me: Cheater, Benard: How about you leave?, me: How about you make me leave fool. Benard: Im not fuckin giving you a choice now leave, Me: haha! look at benard talking all big and bad! *Thinks about Imatating lizzie* Hey Benard...Do you masturbate?, Benard: What? uh....what? no?, me: Pfft...Not like you have a cock anyway, Benard: BITCH!!!!!!!, Me: LOL OWNED!. India: HAHA OWNED!) LOOOOOOL. Well that covers everything :3

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