Your Dating my ex? WHAT?

uhhhhmm, Fire is dating my ex o_O (Fire= her real name, delphine, I just nicknamed her fire, I dont see her much but shes a real close friend, at least i THOUGHT we were) She comes running down the street yelling "OHMIGAWD! KRIS! KRISS WHERE ARE YOU?", (Me:..Here?, Fire: GUESS WHAT?, Me: What?, Fire: IM DATING DANIEL!, Me: o_o..Daniel? about yay-high, dark brown eyes, really odd colored hair that i thought was impossible for a black guy to get?, Fire: YES!, Me: haha! Nice! but like. hes my ex, Fire: Yeah but...I thought u would like be over him n stuffz I LOVE DANIEL WITH ALL MY HEART!, Me: you met him 4 days ago, Fire: aw Dont hate Kriss!, Me: ) im not jealous of her, But thats just one of those "Best friend law" things! YOU DONT DATE EACH-OTHERS EX'S! thats like..Thats like....You hooking-up with someone and a day later fire hooks-up with him (Btw: With the term "Hooking-up" Im using, I mean the word "Banging/Smexing/..FUCKING! LOL, Not the "Hanging out" word hooking-up o_O damn i want the old meaning back) *Sighs* Then daniel called me (...How did he know my number!? I CHANGED IT!!!!!!) giving me crap about "Its Okay Kristal! I know you used to like me but now i have a new girl in my life, BLAH BLAH CRAP"
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im gonna go Get some pudding.