Guys Get Raped!?

uhmm, Eiljah...is a werid one, Okay so i was just minding my own busniess then HE walks up to me and tells me a story about how he was raped by 5 girls in the girls bathroom.....Wtf....
I didnt show any concern, mostly because i know eiljah, He so wanted it - -" *sighs* Last night morgan was sad T.T, Why? Her dumb boyfriend cheated on her o_o, I was like ":O OH NO HE DIDNT!" and i mean seriously, I've never heard anyone cry like that, Just ya know asking questions i said "How old is he?" Hes 19 o_o (Me:...Exuse me....WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING DATING A 19 YEAR OLD!? YOUR 14 THATS...THATS...ARE YOU CRAZY!?) uhm, Okay my outburst didnt help, Heehee....She was all "Yeah! you should hear all the stuff he did!!! Him and this whore took a shower together, Kissing, They were gonna have sex soon!" (me: This would surprise me WAY more if we were talking about some 14 year old dork., Morgan: SHUT UP ABOUT HIS AGE!!!!!!, me: Fine fine....morgan likes older men HEEHEE!, Morgan: Shut it!! I prefer younger men, Me: ....PEDO!!!!!!, Morgan: SHUT UP DAMN YOU!) >:D anyway so eiljah decided to help (friend of mine) hes all "MORGAN?OHMAIGAWD WHAT ISH WRONG WIF CHU?" morgan tells him, and hes all ":O DID HE CHEAT?" (Morgan: No, EIljah: DID HE BEAT YOU!?, Morgan: no, Me: wtf?) Then he says "I GOT DUMPED TOO! BUT U DONT SEE ME CRYING *Glares at me*" (Me:....Eiljah, I rejected you when u asked me out, I didnt dump you i couldnt have dumped u because we were never together) eiljah with some stupid look on his face, And tells MORGAN about how he got raped by 5 girls!, (Morgan: ...Why the hell would i wanna know that?, Me: You should hear the time he got a blow-job from his teacher, and how he woke-up one morning naked with people standing around him, Morgan:...WHAT!?, me: shocking - -")
I shall go off to my schoolwork